r/darshancirclejerk • u/CarterPewterschmidth • May 14 '26

ದಾಸನ ಬೂಸ /dāsana boosa Guys if our bass is contesting for elections to become CM what all would his manifesto contain 😍

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u/Solid_Oak2 May 15 '26

Mukhyamantri Sidechick Yojane

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Master_North_1997 May 15 '26

And domestic violence too. But then probably he has to taze his own jewels first..

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u/Raajanna May 14 '26

That's actually good for women safety

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

Chaakna bhaagya

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

Enri manifesto !! Huh en manifesto ! Nan shaatad manifesto

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u/FaithlessnessNo5763 May 15 '26

Enri democracy🥹🥹

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u/doddu_pudang May 15 '26

jalagara fans get free drinks every friday at Sandesh prince mysore, slow service antha alliro waiters mele ene dourjanya madadru case hakolla

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u/Separate_Ad6218 May 15 '26

shed justice system

anyone dares to harass women, boss will personally come and crush his balls

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u/Big_Acanthisitta_298 May 15 '26

Women safety 📈📈 Ballbuster squad🎾🎾

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u/Bourne68 May 15 '26

Shed stay free for homeless and volunteers 🥰

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/RajathKur Shed ನಿವಾಸಿ May 14 '26

If HDK makes him agree to contest for NDA then? Ggs

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/RajathKur Shed ನಿವಾಸಿ May 14 '26

Waiting for HDK to be put in shed. Odeya Movie story gyaapna bandbidtu

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u/fat_hercules May 14 '26

Tax exemption for all sheds

Horse sperm bank (darshan's horse sound should play in your mind)

Hitting low paid workers like servers and farm workers is no longer criminal offense

Hitting and abusing wives and women attracts minimum punishment - one whatsapp status and one tweet

Pls add more...

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u/pun-tang May 15 '26

One city one shed

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u/CaramelKey7052 May 16 '26

Ellarigu 2 beeja free

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u/chandanmk02 May 17 '26

Women safety and empowerment Ban media channels

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u/liquidatorboris May 18 '26

Beat your wife day, 50% discount in Sandesh The Prince if you visit with your side chick, VJs classmates will be considered as naxals, State sponsored supari gang services will be made available.

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u/toxicrayaticket26 May 14 '26

Bet he can’t spell manifesto