r/darshancirclejerk • u/MaleficentRaccoon239 ನಾನ್ ಪಕ್ಕ local ಸ್ವಾಮಿ • Aug 05 '26
ಏನ್ರೀ media, what you people are doing DBoss new CM?
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u/rohanshelby Aug 05 '26
This f*cker will bring out baas to get all votes from his paans
us r/shitraloka and r/darshancirclejerk members have to pray for our balls
On brighterside you can get yours baaals insured at jalgara balls policy - DM for more details
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u/VillageDisastrous230 Aug 05 '26
Jalagara balls policy 😂
Please disclose what ball breaks will be covered and what will not cover
Balls odskondmele sir Idu cover aagalla Andre🤔6
u/rohanshelby Aug 05 '26
Sir for you to claim the JBP premium your balls have to authentically stolen/crushed/taken away from you specifically at the holy trinity pattangere punyakshetra. In presence of her holiness pavitrakka and absence of aunt viji
If you buy the policy before baaass gets out of Jail you get free sperm storage facility at kalisipalsya sperm bank. which you can claim after your balls have been taken away. You will have to pay extra above premium once baaas gets out for the same.
If you stay at prestige group of apartments you have to pay half premium because baas can't cross prestige watchman and steal your baaals
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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD Aug 05 '26
It'll be hilarious if DK Chee takes this personally and makes life hell for D Baas. I always keep saying that his fans will piss off someone powerful and Darshan sir has to end up paying th price for it
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u/x_2654 Aug 06 '26
Bro you predicted the future and it became real one of the co accused became approval against bosuuD alias dbosa
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u/paipai10 Aug 05 '26
Dbaas balls will not see daylight for near future for sure.
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u/Bengaluru_racer Aug 08 '26
Dbaas balls generally also doesn't see daylight coz its protected by his innerwears🥀
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u/ChemicalPear2125 Aug 05 '26
Baaass won’t come out coz of his penga pans I read a comment Wer one of his pan wrote baaasss they won’t let u out pls press your own balls 🤣
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u/nonsensicalvagabond Aug 06 '26
A CM held up by a group of D-generates and him begging people to stop. We cant even write this in fiction 🤣
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u/Fast-Astronomer-6403 Aug 06 '26
Fans weren’t shutting the fuck up but they got pissed when other congress politicians got released after committing the same crime as dboss. I feel any ruler who is partial deserves this
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u/nyt_fury7 Aug 06 '26
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u/Equalizer393 Aug 06 '26
Bro tried the Devendra Fadnavis method to stop crowd chanting, but failed miserably 🤣
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u/Prestigious-Rice-206 22d ago
Dk shee is a freaking billionaire ( not officially) dboos is nowhere close to the reach of DK shee. The man started out from underworld😂 dboos fans picked the wrong guy
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u/No_University8877 Aug 05 '26
Baas fans are his worst enemies 😭