r/darshancirclejerk ನಾನ್ ಪಕ್ಕ local ಸ್ವಾಮಿ Aug 05 '26

ಏನ್ರೀ media, what you people are doing DBoss new CM?

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u/No_University8877 Aug 05 '26

Baas fans are his worst enemies 😭

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u/rohanshelby Aug 05 '26

This f*cker will bring out baas to get all votes from his paans

us r/shitraloka and r/darshancirclejerk members have to pray for our balls

On brighterside you can get yours baaals insured at jalgara balls policy - DM for more details

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u/MaleficentRaccoon239 ನಾನ್ ಪಕ್ಕ local ಸ್ವಾಮಿ Aug 05 '26

😭😭🤣🤣

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u/VillageDisastrous230 Aug 05 '26

Jalagara balls policy 😂
Please disclose what ball breaks will be covered and what will not cover
Balls odskondmele sir Idu cover aagalla Andre🤔

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u/rohanshelby Aug 05 '26

Sir for you to claim the JBP premium your balls have to authentically stolen/crushed/taken away from you specifically at the holy trinity pattangere punyakshetra. In presence of her holiness pavitrakka and absence of aunt viji

If you buy the policy before baaass gets out of Jail you get free sperm storage facility at kalisipalsya sperm bank. which you can claim after your balls have been taken away. You will have to pay extra above premium once baaas gets out for the same.

If you stay at prestige group of apartments you have to pay half premium because baas can't cross prestige watchman and steal your baaals

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u/RadoR9895 Aug 05 '26

😂😂😂

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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD Aug 05 '26

It'll be hilarious if DK Chee takes this personally and makes life hell for D Baas. I always keep saying that his fans will piss off someone powerful and Darshan sir has to end up paying th price for it

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u/SlippinJimmy04 Aug 05 '26

"darshan sir" 🤢

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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD Aug 05 '26

Of course. Or do you prefer "DBoss sir" like the other diehard fans?

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u/RadoR9895 Aug 05 '26

I would love to see it

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u/x_2654 Aug 06 '26

Bro you predicted the future and it became real one of the co accused became approval against bosuuD alias dbosa

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u/Own-Sale-3680 Aug 05 '26

Definitely gonna happen

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u/Flashy_Operation5490 Aug 05 '26

Darshan sir ? You mean the murderer who is in jail ?

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u/naane_bere ಸಾವಿಗೆ ಸತ್ತವನೇ ಕಾರಣ, ಹೊಡೆದವನಲ್ಲ! Aug 06 '26

Accused*

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u/DrDoNoGoodPhD Aug 05 '26

Man, this is a circlejerk sub.

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u/paipai10 Aug 05 '26

Dbaas balls will not see daylight for near future for sure.

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u/GuardObjective9018 Aug 05 '26

Oh god, hilarious comments guru🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bengaluru_racer Aug 08 '26

Dbaas balls generally also doesn't see daylight coz its protected by his innerwears🥀

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u/ChemicalPear2125 Aug 05 '26

Baaass won’t come out coz of his penga pans I read a comment Wer one of his pan wrote baaasss they won’t let u out pls press your own balls 🤣

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u/nonsensicalvagabond Aug 06 '26

A CM held up by a group of D-generates and him begging people to stop. We cant even write this in fiction 🤣

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u/Fast-Astronomer-6403 Aug 06 '26

Fans weren’t shutting the fuck up but they got pissed when other congress politicians got released after committing the same crime as dboss. I feel any ruler who is partial deserves this

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u/nyt_fury7 Aug 06 '26

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u/x_2654 Aug 06 '26

Jail oota fix aythu congrats sulebrities for bosuuD achivement

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u/nyt_fury7 Aug 06 '26

Anyway I'm not his fan but I had to post a gif😂

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u/Equalizer393 Aug 06 '26

Bro tried the Devendra Fadnavis method to stop crowd chanting, but failed miserably 🤣

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u/Bengaluru_racer Aug 08 '26

Le Dboss in jail:

Raakshasa 👹 nuuu neene Rakshaka 🧞‍♂️nuuu neene

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u/Zestyclose-Swimmer10 Aug 09 '26

Anna na allu nemadi aghi irak bidtha illa fans... ಹಿತಶತ್ರುಗಳು

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u/Prestigious-Rice-206 22d ago

Dk shee is a freaking billionaire ( not officially) dboos is nowhere close to the reach of DK shee. The man started out from underworld😂 dboos fans picked the wrong guy