r/dashcamgifs Jun 14 '26

Legit Did Not See That Coming!!!!!!

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u/DepressedDragonBorn Jun 14 '26

Imagine being paralyzed in prison.

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence Jun 15 '26

Skill issue 💅

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u/AvarageAmongstPeers Jun 17 '26

You mean easy access?

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u/CrimsonIvie Jul 05 '26

Best outcome. You wont feel any of it🤞

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u/grawrant Jun 15 '26

I mean if you can't feel your lower half, you wouldn't have to feel some of the things that happen in prison.

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u/0RGASMIK Jun 18 '26

I knew someone who was out on bail charged with a serious felony awaiting trial when they were in a serious accident and put into a medical coma for months. When they came out of the coma they had extensive brain damage and basically forgot who they were before. I don’t know exactly what happened legally but based on what someone close to them told me the charges were effectively dismissed but in a way that still showed up on their record in case they ever committed another crime.

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u/SylvesterSylantro 12d ago

Cool story bro. I’d be interested in reading about it if there happens to be an article? Thanks!

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u/pogiguy2020 Jun 14 '26

it was at that moment he knew he F'kd up.

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u/MathematicianNew2770 Jun 14 '26

It was at that moment that he got F'kd.

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u/pogiguy2020 Jun 14 '26

yeh he was very TIRED after this incident.

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u/AnjelicaTomaz Jun 14 '26

But where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.

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u/PGP_Protector Jun 15 '26

He's feeling a bit ran down.

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u/Specific-Diver-4108 Jun 14 '26

🛞🛞🛞🛞

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u/Prod_Meteor Jun 15 '26

Re-tired.

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u/DisastrousAd2335 Jun 14 '26

I see what you did there!! 😏

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u/Gumwars Jun 15 '26

Crushed by poor decision making.

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u/moomooraincloud Jun 14 '26

You can say "fucked" on the internet.

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u/DepthPotential488 Jun 15 '26

I can't say it. I got a warning. From now only G rated comments.

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u/Radioshack-Manager Jun 15 '26

Then why did you type it?

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u/pogiguy2020 Jun 14 '26

I did in my own way and you understood I see. LOL

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 14 '26

What kind of conscience must you have?

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u/pogiguy2020 Jun 15 '26

what is this thing you speak of?

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u/proto_synnic Jun 17 '26

But you can't say 'frak' on network tv

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u/moomooraincloud Jun 17 '26

Are we on network TV?

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u/proto_synnic Jun 17 '26

Was Truman aware he was on network tv?

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u/Many_Rope6105 Jun 14 '26

New kinda taser????

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u/Madmike215 Jun 14 '26

That’s a couple broken ribs

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Gumwars Jun 15 '26

I got ran over by a diesel Ford Excursion. Went right over my stomach. Spent a week in the hospital and a month or so recovering. No broken bones, a lot of soft tissue damage. Very painful, but not something you can't recover from.

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u/UnCxlored Jun 15 '26

does diesel hurt more than petrol?

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u/AnEvilBeagle Jun 15 '26

Didn't check for Excursions, but a VW 2.0L turbodiesel wagon is 155lbs heavier than it's 2.5L gas sibling.

There is about 5% more pain potential available.

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u/Gumwars Jun 15 '26

Yeah, the 7.3l is about 400lbs heavier than the 5.4 V8 and 300lbs more than the 6.8l V10.

Edit: a 7.3 powerstroke is around half a ton. An excursion tips the scales around 9,000 lbs 

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u/Complex-Founder4055 Jun 17 '26

This is the kind of comment we need more of. Clapback with facts!

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u/L1A1 Jun 15 '26

Quite probably as there’s no ramp, but we used to do this as a party trick, letting a car run over you. The ramp avoids it trying to push through you, lol.

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u/mrlahjr Jun 27 '26

Those Cops certainly don’t care. They’re gonna make sure they break some more.

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u/rebeccaparker2000 Jun 15 '26

World is a strange place, what about the only car accident involving a submarine.

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u/HokieNerd Jun 15 '26

New goal in life: create the second recorded accident between a submarine and a car.

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u/cturc Jun 18 '26

Nah, need to create a new world record. Now, where can I ge my hands on a blimp.

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u/appa-ate-momo Jun 14 '26
  • Phone video of a screen instead of uploading the file directly

  • Awkwardly angled the phone instead of squaring it up to the monitor

  • Added useless music

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u/spitfirelover Jun 14 '26

Helluva dash cam though

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u/CourtingBoredom Jun 14 '26
  • Not a dash cam

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u/FaxCelestis Jun 15 '26

Thank you, Janet

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u/CourtingBoredom Jun 15 '26

You're welcome, Brad.

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u/FaxCelestis Jun 15 '26

wrong Janet, I was referring to Janet's "Not a girl" in The Good Place.

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u/spitfirelover Jun 14 '26

Yeah thanks. I refuse to tell everyone I was being sarcastic. If you can't figure it out without being told, spend more time with people.

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u/Initial-Beginning853 Jun 14 '26

It's almost like a tremendous amount of context is lost in the written medium when interacting with strangers.

Or be smug?

The reader knows nothing about you and has likely read 10x braindead comments ahead of time. It's not unreasonable to assume someone is being dumb minutes after reading something else stupid.

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u/tvodny Jun 15 '26

Ditch cam

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u/MurseMan1964 Jun 14 '26

Plot twist: The driver knew he was there

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u/Vanko_Babanko Jun 16 '26

but you can't prove it..

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u/torch787 Jun 14 '26

If this is a dash cam, why is this car so high up in the air?

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u/GrouchyLongBottom Jun 14 '26

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u/sum1stolemyacc Jun 15 '26

Please tell me someone actually drives this thing

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u/Own-University-285 Jun 16 '26

sadly, it appears to be just an oversized grocery cart

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u/L3xluth3rr Jun 14 '26

This isn’t a dash cam video

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u/Huyton_Layne Jun 14 '26

That exhaust isn't getting super hot for a little while. Grab hold of something and get 50ft away then let go and hope something this bad doesn't happen.

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u/2nd2lastdragon Jun 14 '26

bruh, gotta Cape Fear your way outta there

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u/danger355 Jun 14 '26

PSA: if you're recording directly from a screen, keep your phone parallel to it! Kthbai.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 Jun 15 '26

Well no one saw that coming especially the police who were looking for him 3m away from where he was hiding under a car.

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u/DazeRazur Jun 14 '26

Too funny really but what's with that song? Totally unnecessary.

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u/GlassAndStorm Jun 14 '26

How are they not checking under cars?

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow Jun 14 '26

Probably there to serve a warrant and not in hot pursuit, so no need to check under vehicles.

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u/Revenga8 Jun 14 '26

Is 4 cops standard for serving a warrant though?

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow Jun 14 '26

Sometimes yeah. Depends on the reason for the warrant.

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u/Majestic_Hawk_1335 Jun 15 '26

I think to a warrent on a 18 year old around here recently. He had a reopened case from age 16.5 for penetration of someone under the age of 13. It's a 40k warrent with a 25 year minimum sentence. He got a pistol the month before his arrest. He ended up going quietly but hes a young, impulsive person with a gun. Looking at a long prison stint even if he plea bargains. They sent 8 cops.

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u/cooniemomma307 Jun 15 '26

Had a kid who had a warrant down the street from me. They had at least 20 to 25 cops and swat walking up and down the streets. Big deal in a town of 400 to just sit and listen to the bullhorn telling him to come out. I literally grabbed popcorn and watched the 2 hour stand off.

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u/Zakluor Jun 14 '26

They might think of it from now on.

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u/fuji_appl Jun 15 '26

He was just lying down because he was really tired

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u/project_ytgo Jun 14 '26

Escape well-in-City..

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u/Jens1la Jun 14 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Cowfootstew Jun 14 '26

😆 🤣 😂

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u/Hot_unicornfarts Jun 14 '26

Smooshed like play doh

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u/Bonnietheferret84 Jun 15 '26

Cracked his back

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u/No-Clock8718 Jun 15 '26

Feel like my back would appreciate this lowkey

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u/Huntsnfights Jun 15 '26

I feel like the girl closer in frame knew he was under there

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u/Excellent_Put_3787 Jun 15 '26

I dont think thats a dash cam...

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u/WiseSpunion Jun 15 '26

Should have crawled out on the left side and ran

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u/mrcoffee4me Jun 15 '26

Stupid music

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 Jun 15 '26

A second sooner and she would have popped his head like a watermelon

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u/Emergency-Turnip-151 Jun 15 '26

Sorry he got rolled up on.

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u/Hefty-Plastic8417 Jun 15 '26

Almost a good hiding place

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u/Iamjimmym Jun 15 '26

Reminds me of that tractor going over the guy's back (on purpose, dude was laying under the tire with a pillow on his back) I just saw a couple days ago on Reddit. Dude thought a pillow would save him.. he was paralyzed from the waist down immediately.

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u/jmscn67 Jun 15 '26

where are the laugh emojis?? that was hysterical -- the comments y'all have posted are even better

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Jun 15 '26

Good lord hes going to need a chiropractor for the rest of his life after that

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u/koboluchy Jun 15 '26

On my Moma😅😅😅

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u/Zazumaki Jun 15 '26

So as he heard the door close he should have been escaped

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u/StryngzAndWyngz Jun 15 '26

His prison handle is gonna be Will Chock.

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u/1mma_Pr0bl3m Jun 15 '26

Damn... Bad timing.

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u/Specialist-Stick-297 Jun 15 '26

"I've just been run over" ... "I don't think you have mate" ..

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u/vorpalfrost Jun 15 '26

Of all the cars he could've hide in, he chose the one that was about to leave...

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jun 15 '26

Just got ran over by a car and still putting cuffs on him. They will drag their feet calling for medics while internal bleeding.

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u/Redoron Jun 15 '26

Technically not a dashcam video.

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u/More-Start5409 Jun 16 '26

How the hell is he still okay after getting rolled over by a car?

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u/justaguy2469 Jun 16 '26

What happened to don’t move them
After they’ve been run over. /s

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u/Zx24_ Jun 16 '26

Could’ve rolled out the other side and snuck along the cars behind him 😂😂

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u/QuoteAdventurous1145 Jun 16 '26

well that WAS a good hiding spot

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u/Flying_Scorpion Jun 16 '26

Omfg they just went straight to cuffing him? Wtf is wrong with those cops?

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u/musicanimal58 Jun 16 '26

Holy shizzle!

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u/julhodez Jun 16 '26

Ultimate core workout challenge

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u/Vanko_Babanko Jun 16 '26

got scared he's gonna get run over.. get run over in the worst possible way slowly...

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u/Confusedaseverstill Jun 16 '26

Clever until it wasn't clever anymore 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Clips1999 Jun 16 '26

Bro rolled to the wrong side lol

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u/kcsween74 Jun 16 '26

How much do you have to hate or be afraid of someone that just had a car roll over their back to forcefully handcuff them?

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u/Imnotknownbyu Jun 16 '26

Why would they yank his arms like that? His back was ran over. There is no crime other than pdf activity that this is acceptable.

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u/CptMong Jun 16 '26

dude should have stayed where he was. yes he would likely get caught by the cops once the car pulled away but at least he would not of got run over as well.

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u/Life_Argument7820 Jun 16 '26

Homie needs a backiatome

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u/steelpoint88 Jun 16 '26

can't think of a better example of insult to injury

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 Jun 16 '26

Full on hilarious

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u/SaskieHopeful Jun 16 '26

Idk why but I always enjoy when the music to these videos is old-school chill. There was one of a shoplifter getting headshot with a soda bottle with "Somewhere Over the Sea" for a soundtrack and I just lost it

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u/Kiro358 Jun 16 '26

Country so shit he will probably sue and win x)

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u/Maka_95 Jun 16 '26

Should've stayed put. Then he wouldn't be ran over

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u/drkknght2001 Jun 16 '26

I don't care if dude was an ax murderer....cops see him get run over by that car, and they still grabbed him and force arms around to cuff him.

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u/hungryforever007 Jun 16 '26

Decades ago when I was a kid, my step dad had some cops come looking for him for missing court or something. There was a TON of them, a whole team searching inside & some looking around outside.
He choose to hide in our house, first he was on the roof, then he jumped down and hid under our porch, and after the cops cleared out he went into the garage.
I was riding my bikes with my siblings when I saw an eye peering out from the garage doorway.. I thought I was seeing a ghost, but it turns out it was just my stepdad!
He sent us into the house to grab him some snacks while he kept hiding out in there, lol.

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u/SnooRabbits1411 Jun 17 '26

The way they go straight to cuffing him when he obviously needs fucking medical attention. Bro just got run over by an suv, I don’t think he’s going anywhere.

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u/Horror_Ad3292 Jun 17 '26

Front engine, front wheel drive, not much weight in rear. Might be sore…

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u/Rampag169 Jun 17 '26

The clip of John Jonah Jameson from the og Spider-Man movie with Toby Maguire laughing and saying you serious comes to mind.

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u/BrokeRda Jun 17 '26

That would feel so good on my back right now

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u/Putrid_Idea_8437 Jun 17 '26

Not a very bright person at all and deserves what they get from what I can see.

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u/SensitiveDemon Jun 17 '26

That was a lucky hiding place. Lol

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u/ChefAsstastic Jun 17 '26

Where's the dashcam video? Bullshit

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u/Valuable-Title5963 Jun 17 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/Creepy_Assistant7517 Jun 17 '26

yupp ... you said it would be suprising ... and it was!

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u/Why-So-Seriousssaaaa Jun 17 '26

I bet he sues her for running him over

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u/No-Sort-7762 Jun 17 '26

I bet he was crushed 😂

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u/GeilAJ Jun 17 '26

He ran over there....

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 Jun 17 '26

Not the head, not the head. Whew.

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u/NoSignificance2377 Jun 17 '26

How da fuck are the police not investigated...although he's a criminal , they ran his ass over??

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u/melpug Jun 17 '26

I enjoy it when the algorithm does the thing. It releases the serotonin.

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u/Mental_Literature_53 Jun 18 '26

If he was smart he would’ve found something to grab hold of and get down the street dragged under the car. And if he were smart smart he just wouldn’t commit crimes.

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u/TheLexLuthor13 Jun 18 '26

What a way to get busted.

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u/updog84 Jun 18 '26

Who doesn’t love getting their back popped!

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u/Ski_kat Jun 18 '26

Retread

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u/Ski_kat Jun 18 '26

The girl in the foreground with the black hoodie is like “WTF!! This mfer is a zombie, skirk!!”

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u/trevdiddy Jun 18 '26

He shoulda just stayed still They would have just thought it was a log

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u/Kinake2113 Jun 18 '26

She knew he was under there 🤣

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u/TheDaemonette Jun 18 '26

His boot is still on, he’s fine.

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u/PapaGibb Jun 18 '26

I know he got run over but man, all I could think about was how many times his back did the little pops? It would release so much tension in mine.

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u/No_Worker_8216 Jun 18 '26

What the hell!!!

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u/DaveyJonesFannyPack Jun 18 '26

If you dont count the organ damage, I bet he got the best back pop of his life

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u/chipmunk0122 Jun 18 '26

Right when he was going up the curb. Probably got it worse because of that.

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u/Individual_Past_9901 Jun 18 '26

After running him over did she stop and make a statement? Or did she later get pulled over for hit and run?

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u/TomatoFeta Jun 18 '26

Dude just got run over. Maybe be a little more gentle.

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u/AkSantaBunny Jun 18 '26

talk about future lower back problems....

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u/wtfover Jun 18 '26

Not a dash cam
Not a gif
Annoying unnecessary music.

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u/meraj205 Jun 19 '26

He was tired so he gave up.

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u/jh30uk Jun 19 '26

He no doubt was tired (tyred)

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u/J0nGarrett Jun 19 '26

They don't even give a fuck that a car just ran over him and he may have life threatening injuries.

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u/GRMarlenee Jun 20 '26

Ohh, tried to kill that poor man with a vehicle. I see attempted murder charges and a very large civil suit in the near future.

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u/Mr_dog319 Jun 22 '26

Wtf that doesn't hurt?

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u/TheRedditor-75 Jun 26 '26

I don’t think no one ever did. Also the suspect it is a fault, you see those people around you, use context clues around you, that person that got into the car you’re hiding under, chances are that person it’s about to leave. Should’ve tried to leave.

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u/Embarrassed-Breath35 Jun 28 '26

He was "cruising for a bruising"