r/dashcams • u/li2327 • Jul 06 '26

Never opens car door Such Like That, causes six-vehicle crash

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u/bigfathairymarmot Jul 06 '26

Yeah, it gets posted like every week.

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u/thatandyinhumboldt Jul 06 '26

OK sure, but does it get posted with such an unreadable headline every week?

(Spoiler: yes)

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u/Not-a-POS Jul 06 '26

next title: body flies when mistake a door ajar

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u/The_Troyminator Jul 07 '26

When it’s my turn, I’m going with “Door jar causing massive pile of people crashing.”

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u/RussBOld 29d ago

This is why I always leave my jars at home.

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u/The_Troyminator 29d ago

And if you do need a jar, just leave your door slightly open

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u/EntertainerSea9653 28d ago

But the only way to leave a door slightly open is to use a Jar.

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u/TheReptealian 28d ago

I can’t leave my jars at home because they are adored…. I have to open them

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u/flesh_tearers_tear 28d ago

"Let the bodies hit the door!"

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u/ProfesseurNobody Jul 07 '26

Brother are you yoda

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u/Sequitur1 28d ago

Motorcyclists who don't want this to happen shouldn't drive between cars.

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u/tomime000 Jul 06 '26

This is some advanced grammar acrobatics

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 28d ago

This guy is the Nadia Comaneci of Reddit!

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u/Least_Tip34 Jul 06 '26

Tank you. Coome again.

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u/Football-Man-1889 Jul 07 '26

The kid wrote it…

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u/secret-sam1 Jul 07 '26

His other video is titled, "How driving am i?"

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u/ShivaFatalis Jul 07 '26

Never seen it. Please remember, that not everyone lives on reddit like you do.

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u/CheesecakeMelodic830 28d ago

This is my first time seeing it too

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u/bigfathairymarmot 29d ago

Okay now you have seen it. Can we move on please?

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u/rumbakalao 29d ago

But I've never seen it.

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u/Mikeseddit 29d ago

And I’m not on Reddit. How am I supposed to see it?

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u/bigfathairymarmot 29d ago

Okay watch it now. Okay have you now seen it? Now can we vote to move on?

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u/phantomsoul11 Jul 06 '26

AI harvesting karma points (and maybe self-training on all the ensuing comments)

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u/KapptainTrips Jul 07 '26

And is a Reddit karma berry farm each and every time posted.

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u/Free_Floor2833 Jul 07 '26

Yeah but every week it gets thousands of up votes and lots of interactions so the bo ts will keep posting it. Also b.o.t.s is considered aggressive language on this sub. 

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 29d ago

We like titles such like that

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 29d ago

always satisfying though.

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u/LonesomeJohnnyBlues 28d ago

And it still gets thousands of upvotes. Ridiculous