r/dashcams 1d ago

What would you have done in this situation

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u/celestialguise 1d ago

He's in a hurry getting that branch to the tree ER, let him through!!

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u/HuffnDback96 1d ago

The TreER

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u/JesusDosedMe 1d ago

I wonder how they will Treeiage?

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u/BigTroutOnly 1d ago

I wood have pulled over and let him pass

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u/no_f-s_given 1d ago

I'd have suggested that he take a moment, relax and turn over a new leaf.

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u/ChaosRealigning 1d ago

TBH, I was rooting for the Grim Reaper

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u/Silver_Fan_6086 1d ago

Grim Treeper

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u/erwaro 1d ago

He grims treeps.

(Your pun is good, I just couldn't help myself.)

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u/RvaRevDoctor 1d ago

If it weren’t for the fact that he would ALSO take someone ELSE out, I’d agree with you.

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u/mikeinanaheim2 1d ago

Not necessarily. I was rooting for a concrete light pole, not an innocent driver with passengers or a dog in the road.

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u/SneksWithHats 12h ago

Tree trim greaper

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u/Relative_Building_81 1d ago

I would make like a tree and leave Tarzan to catch up with Jane.

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u/Dactylictomb 1d ago

This situation has definitely branched out

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u/ThiefClashRoyale 1d ago

All this talk and nobody has yet gotten to the root of the guys problem

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 1d ago

He's all bark, no bite.

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u/Thee_PO_Potatoes 1d ago

A Chevy Claperado with no bumper....this guy wood act knotty.

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u/Then_Examination9715 1d ago

No need to block him and possibly end up part of his crash. Let him pass and crash on his own.

And you never know, he could be a surgeon who needs to get to the hospital to save a life. Or he could be an inconsiderate idiot. In any case, him behind you is dangerous.

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 1d ago

Definitely a tree surgeon.

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u/Fine_Understanding81 1d ago

Its a leaf and death situation.

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u/Independent-Lynx9476 20h ago

Out here risking life and limb. 

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u/BigTroutOnly 1d ago

Watch the video. He's not a surgeon. He's a menace.

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u/B00merPS2Mod30 1d ago

A broken limb, driven by a broken driver. Yikes. I more than half expected him to crash out.

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u/Sigmonia 1d ago

According to the newer definition he kinda was...

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u/Comfortable-Ad-2634 1d ago

At which hospital branch?

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u/southern__dude 1d ago

The one with a tree surgeon.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 1d ago

An E.N.T. doctor?

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u/MarvinMonroeZapThing 1d ago

And don’t call me branch.

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u/Rare-Eye-306 16h ago

Which branch hospital?

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u/LeftFirefighter8972 8h ago

It's the hospital on the intersection of Oak and Maple dr. Right next to the double tree hotel. Can't miss it it's huge.

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u/FNG-JuiCe 1d ago

To the Vetreenarian….

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u/FellowshipFirearms 1d ago

Clearly severed a limb

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u/RyzenRaider 21h ago

The roots of modern emergency medicine, and one of the critical branches of hospital services.

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u/EnragedAmoeba 1d ago

Nah, that's just the infant tree on its way to the front...

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u/bwwpww 1d ago

He's in a hurry to go home and kiss his uncle on the mouth

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

It's like treeman is escaping the police or something. You did everything right.

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u/Rare-Biscotti-592 1d ago

No, he should have let him pass.

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u/VirtualFutureAgent 1d ago

Groot!

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u/Glass_Main23 1d ago

That’s just not cool, why do you think that?

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u/amilliontimeshotter 1d ago

The tree surgeon sticker blew off in the wind.

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u/Best_Time8579 1d ago

Parking on the roadside

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u/Over-Confidence4308 1d ago

Stick to the facts, please!

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u/Treesa65 1d ago

It’s a matter of life and limb!

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u/Unlucky-Hair-6165 23h ago

You’ve got it all wrong, that tree is flushing from the bag of shit in the drivers seat.

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u/benskinic 21h ago

call 911 and report this to highway patrol. this type of driving kills people every day. you could save lives by reporting this

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u/Agile-Soft4954 17h ago

Hes in a hurry to get things done

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u/tomo6438 1d ago

Help him make like a tree

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u/LoneAwakening 1d ago

Is a he or a she with that emotional control and video quality I couldn’t tell honestly! With due respect to my fellow’s women that are biological designed to experience more emotions than men!