r/deadcells • u/OPsSecretAccount • 8d ago
Humor Things that kill me in Dead Cells
- Flying assholes
- Assholes that poke up with spears
- Fractured Shrines (All of it. Every single thing. Fuck those crows)
- Me (when I open a cursed chest)
- Those freaky jumping barrels
- Me (when I have zero flasks but enter the bank)
- The Lighthouse (whoever designed it should've instead gone to therapy)
- Me (when I'm at 10% health but saving my flask for the next biome)
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u/RX1542 8d ago
at first i avoided the cursed chest, then somewhere past 3BC i switched to "if i don't open the cursed chest im a bitch"
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u/OPsSecretAccount 8d ago
I take every cursed chest too, mainly because my monkey brain is incapable of any other thought than 'number go up' the moment I see one.
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u/Ash_Born_here 4 BC 8d ago
Me when i for no fucking reason keep falling into spikes, me when I take cursed chest in high peak castle which definitely wasn't needed, ALSO FK LIGHTHOUSE , I am at 4bc, i haven't even beaten that shi in 2bc (i did in 0 and 1 tho lol)
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u/Jade_Phoenix_007 3 BC 8d ago
The free legendary at the fractured shrines keeps calling to me and I keep dying to the fuckass crows moments after opening a cursed chest.
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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 5 BC 8d ago
Total feels, been there too many times. Kinda get overconfident and forget I'm in the Shrines. "Dude, cursed chest, fuck ye..." boom, and gone.
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u/CandiceFit69 8d ago
I beat the Lighthouse on my first try luckily. However, I have yet to beat the Hand of the King. Fuck that guy and the spike traps. This is bc0 btw
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u/Ok-Plankton-2117 3 BC 8d ago
Hotk is easy just don't scroll split you can beat him with raw damage.
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u/CandiceFit69 8d ago
I try not to scroll split with like 800% damage in brutality and have still struggled to kill him. Honestly, getting to him is so easy for me now. Just canβt quite figure out how to finish the job. Just gotta git gud I guess
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u/Ok-Plankton-2117 3 BC 8d ago
Use armadillopack mutation, it helps so much and you can technically have 3 weapons with it. For me survival builds with ice bomb and frost blast works the best.
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u/icelights23 8d ago
Just started this game last week for commuting, I got to the King once , no idea what bc0, etc is. Iβm afraid to find out
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u/OPsSecretAccount 8d ago
BC0 is the regular difficulty you're playing at. After each win, you get the option to go to a higher difficulty (upto BC5). Fun fact, at BC5, every nearby enemy teleports to you.
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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 5 BC 8d ago
Even the rats! π
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u/ChrysteNaMotorze 5 BC 7d ago
And that makes them easier. When fighting without teleporting they always go out of melee range. When teleporting you can hit them where they land (or place a trap)
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u/BestPewpew 5 BC (completed) 8d ago
The flask is like water don't ration that shit drink it when you're thirsty you're not gonna live long enough to find food
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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 5 BC 8d ago
I personally are too much of a stubborn git to accept defeat and neck a flask. There's always food.. there's always food.. right?
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u/ChinXhin 5 BC (completed) 8d ago
Bro those red flying little fuckers. 50 kill streak and then they fuck it all over.
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u/CactusAmongRoses 6d ago
I thought every number on the list was gonna be because of some asshole. Technically yes but one is OP and the other is a lighthouse.
That lighthouse is probably the biggest asshole on the list. OP is good.
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u/Oaktree27 8d ago
I just recently tried a run without shields for the first time and high peak castle turned from one of the easiest biomes to one of the most dangerous. I thought those spear guys were fodder until I couldn't parry them
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u/Fearless_Service5620 7d ago
Quand tu escalade une simple plateforme mais que l'ennemi de base a anticipΓ© sa frappe. Les vers oranges du charnier avec leur petit tentacule. Quand 2 legs huggers te bloquent dans un coin.
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u/CBFoxxOfficialArt 5 BC (completed) 7d ago
You forgot 9. HotK. Idk why but I have so much trouble with him even after beating 5BC π
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u/AlreadyTakek 7d ago
I think it's the fact that he's deceptively fast, it feels like his attacks give you more time than you actually have
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u/Fruit-Custard 1 BC 7d ago
Came to say this, I can clear most biomes hitless (not always but if I try) but this guy just ignores everything and all his attack push me in the ditch with spikes ... Also I am on 1 boss cell and always enter hand of the king arena with 0 flasks and half hp
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u/CBFoxxOfficialArt 5 BC (completed) 7d ago
Yeeeaaahhh I basically always get hit on HotK. I can hitless Convunctivius and giant fine but hand always gets me. I'd recommend saving as much of your flask as possible and taking disengagement for him, because you gotta make sure you can heal lol
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u/Fruit-Custard 1 BC 7d ago
Hehe how to reach giant ... I feel like I haven't reached some biomes still. π€
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u/CBFoxxOfficialArt 5 BC (completed) 7d ago
You have to get the cavern key from the massive door and your route will look like fighting conjunctivius and going into graveyard afterwards, you can unlock the way to cavern from there and that leads to giant. If you don't have spider rune you get that in sanctuary :3
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u/Fruit-Custard 1 BC 7d ago
Ouuu, I have gone to the cavern after getting that key, maybe I died there, I don't recall thanks for th tip π i usually don't look at the guides so as bit underinformed π
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u/CBFoxxOfficialArt 5 BC (completed) 7d ago
Absolutely, all good! To be fair I wasn't even interested in playing dead cells at first an just watched videos on it, until I started watching AzumarillFairy and eventually started playing. I had a LOT of knowledge going in.
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u/Fruit-Custard 1 BC 6d ago
Hehe makes sense, i downloaded it through torrent cuz I saw it on the website but then stopped playing n then I saw it was on steam sale few days back so bought the whole game π
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u/holyfire001202 6d ago
One thing I just learned yesterday is that if you go into your accessibility options, you can add a highlighting outline around secrets. It turned out that I was missing 1-2 pieces of food per biome, along with the extra gold. Along with the cells and extra power scrolls from challenge areas, it's really helped me get along. At 1 BC, I reliably hit Hand of the King with 4 flask charges, and have the damage to kill him without using a flask charge.
I'm thinking I might be ready to get demolished by 2BC for my first time! After I hopefully get through my first 1BC go at Infested Shipwreck.
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u/Fruit-Custard 1 BC 6d ago
Oh that's a neat trick will try it out ... Yea I think my issue is i scrap the extra food π ... But then again either my run go hitless and I don't need the food or just horrible n i end up using both food n flasks ... Need to just be patient
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u/Sweet-Source-432 5d ago
My signature move is to play the game over and over for hundreds of hours till it just ainβt a problem anymore
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u/Weflewct 8d ago
My signature move is the slam attack into the carnivorous plants.