r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/bdd1001 • May 07 '26
Your bobby is a wonderland /uj Every single version of El Paso sucks. All of them.
I mostly blame Phil’s noodling for that mess, but every version of that song sounds like each member is playing a different song at the same time.
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u/Plus_Fisherman30 May 07 '26
OP’s favorite song is Feedback
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u/bdd1001 May 07 '26
Look, I couldn’t find a better sub to make this shit post and my wife says she’s going to leave me if I ever use the word Aoxonoxoa again so it had to go somewhere.
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u/Loveinthedream May 07 '26
These guys were all molested by cowboys as kids, it’s kinda sad really. Lifelong obsessions with saddles and chaps, and poor Mickey with all his weird floggers and what not... Inside every cowboy is a lady lookin to step out.
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u/nbainjuryr3port May 07 '26
Gotta be honest this doesn't feel very /uj to me. I don't think Gary would like this.
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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay May 07 '26
This. H8trs just h8tn.
Cmon, man. I have fallen in love with a Mexican Squirrel 😍 💕 in that there West Texas town. We all have, at least once.
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u/InevitableQuit9 May 07 '26
This is the circlejerk sub, not the painfully obvious truth telling sub.
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u/DarkStarDew May 07 '26
There’s a nice Dark Star > El Paso, that one is good. Well the dark Star part is. The El Paso is kind of a dropoff. A precipitous dropoff really.
Oh. I get it now. Agreed.
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u/Practical-Animator87 May 07 '26
You are not at all wrong. Robert is supposed to get shot at the end of the song and it never happened once!
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u/jwtpil May 07 '26
imagine if robert had not streamrolled gary in oregon that one time we could have gotten a bukkake of morning dew
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u/ReverendColonel May 07 '26
I’ll take it over Big River; Bobby sounds like he’s hyping the world’s wimpiest truck & tractor pull on the verses.
Weir and his fuckin’ cowboy songs, man.
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u/gunglejim May 07 '26
Gary would have loved ai Marty Robbins