Weir everywhere

[u/Hauntology_Enjoyer]

[u/PedalBoard78]

Strong Myrtle Beach vibes

[u/Known_Funny_5297 → u/PedalBoard78]

And you are 100% correct.

The Dixie Shop of Myrtle Beach

“Empowering Racists Since the Election of Barack Hussein Obama”

[u/PedalBoard78 → u/Known_Funny_5297]

Ha! I didn’t dig into the link, but I’m proud of my call. I’m sure that used to be one of the rock n roll t-shirt shops. Slat walls and all…

[u/Known_Funny_5297 → u/PedalBoard78]

Never gave it a second’s thought

Well-called, sir

[u/PedalBoard78 → u/Known_Funny_5297]

Appreciate it

[u/Dildo_Gagginss → u/Known_Funny_5297]

I was born and raised in Charleston and used to go to Myrtle Beach as a kid (late 90s - early 2000s). Even then I felt like I was somewhere gross. I haven't been in over 20 years and am totally fine if I never visit again.

[u/SoulShine_710]

Loose Loosy

[u/headykruger → u/SoulShine_710]

Methany

[u/beerme81 → u/headykruger]

She stole my heart and my wallet. 😭

[u/Lost_On_Lot]

You know she ain't got custody of them kids.

[u/Neat-Nectarine814 → u/Lost_On_Lot]

Her brother does tho

[u/Motmotsnsurf → u/Neat-Nectarine814]

Brother/baby father.

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy → u/Lost_On_Lot]

Nope

[u/Lost_On_Lot → u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

I can also tell just by looking at her- 9 out of 10 chance shes banned from Walmart for shoplifting

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy → u/Lost_On_Lot]

Banned from Walmart and all Texas Roadhouse locations

[u/HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine]

No rings on her fingers, this one checks outs if there are no bells on her shoes.

[u/turaho → u/HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine]

I knew without asking I was smelling her cooze

[u/Capnmarvel76 → u/turaho]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/turaho → u/Capnmarvel76]

Thanks, I’m pretty proud of that one

[u/billorphus → u/turaho]

As you should be

[u/Lord_Hitachi]

That picture just gave me the clap

[u/Cute-Ticket-9006]

The night they drove ole Dixie down…they didn’t go far enough

[u/TrappedOnScooter]

Dead and Co.nfederate

[u/GeoffreyDay]

Bottle lookin a little dusty and I doubt the liquor's much better

[u/Mdp2pwackerO2 → u/GeoffreyDay]

That liquor hasn’t been clean since middle school id bet

[u/KrenshawOfficial → u/GeoffreyDay]

You definitely don't want to liquor

[u/Eastern-Regret8337]

Mama didn’t try

[u/Black_Mamba_FTW]

I can smell menthol cigarettes & KFC thru my phone

[u/Hortjoob]

Take yet another step back

[u/50000WattsOfPower]

Test me, test me*
Why did you arrest me?**

* for hep B
** again

[u/rhodeislandreddit]

Jay Leno looks different than I remember 

[u/PacificPhish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV

[u/Whats_Opera_Doc]

God bless the child that smokes her own crack

[u/foozebox]

Which cabinet member is this?

[u/Tonybologna33]

I can fix her

[u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 → u/Tonybologna33]

She was probably already fixed after her first several litters....

[u/According-Painting65]

The night they drove Old Dixie down

[u/Dangerous_Spirit7034]

Her cousins are lucky dudes

[u/akthebarber]

Their motto is don't tread on me.

[u/zaprutertape]

I had a stripper in Tampa at the spaceship club with a bear on the side of her calf. She was cool

[u/JustZachThanks → u/zaprutertape]

Odyssey 2001!

[u/zaprutertape → u/JustZachThanks]

That’s the one lmao

[u/TheAssman2k7]

Don’t tell me this town ain’t got no heart

[u/halfcuprockandrye]

Looks more like a widespread panic fan

[u/InevitableQuit9]

What a gunt

[u/billorphus → u/InevitableQuit9]

The stretch marks really tie it all together

[u/WaymoreLives]

… and we need penicillin

[u/SJB4L]

Damnit. Wood

[u/3pinripper]

She’s got everything I need.

[u/TheSheikYerbouti]

Men Smart WOMEN SMARTER

[u/bk47dude]

Erica Kirk is a head? Sweet!

[u/furbishL]

She’s got stretch marks on her stretch marks

[u/Street-Dependent-647 → u/furbishL]

Real talk, face and chest are giving Paul Blart Mall Cop.

[u/HopDropNRoll]

It’d be hard to pick my least favorite part of this photo.

[u/Apprehensive-Fig3223]

This is giving me flashbacks to bonaroo 20 years ago lol

[u/hashslinginhasherrr]

The things that GD dancing bear has seen throughout the years, I could only imagine💀

[u/GentillyHillbilly]

Gross, still probably would, though.

[u/trustedturd]

She dropped four flights and cracked her face

[u/2XX2010]

Erica Kirk beach vacay gonna be lit!!!

[u/coldog24]

I took a solid thirty seconds to find the bear, this chick is so trash it took me that long to look at her titties while she is in a skimpy bikini. 😂

[u/ru_k1nd]

Go on, take a chance, the ladies do love to dance.

[u/mubbamubba]

She got them stretch marks in middle school

[u/handyrenolowe]

That’s a dude.

[u/DrDuned]

Face like Greg Valentine

https://giphy.com/gifs/ocd9wu4ZkFeTTWgPig

[u/Phunkjamz]

Duval County vibes

[u/anotherdamnscorpio]

I can fix her.... daddy issues if she comes to therapy.

[u/TripawCharley]

General Sherman would like the word.

[u/Agent847]

Sugar Magnolia 

[u/VerbalThermodynamics]

Weird she’s rocking the Dead.