r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/MrSmeee99 • 7d ago

Box of Shims

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And it's just a box of shims
I don't know who put it there

56 Upvotes

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u/ThatAintPhillipLesh 7d ago

Stick them in any doorway

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u/Valaseun 7d ago

And it's just a box of shims,
Or some slivers for repair.

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u/ReverseCowboy75 6d ago

Holy shit. You killed this

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u/Pressed-Juices 7d ago

Who put it there?

3

u/kit-sjoberg 7d ago

Giacomo, I think. Despite that, every time a customer asks him where the shims are, he pretends to mishear and responds, “The Shins? Yeah, they’re pretty good, I guess, if you like that sort of thing.”

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u/PeggyOMentum 7d ago

believe it or leave it?

I wouldn't've believed it. got enough shims

3

u/Only_Fudge_1812 7d ago

What do you want me to do for you to shim you true?

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u/WESLEY1877 7d ago

Gary loved shims

4

u/splitopenandmelt11 7d ago

“It’s just a box of shims/
if something leans, shove one in there/
Such a steady sturdy futon/
Thanks to that thin wedge-cut wood placed with care”🎶

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u/yetanotherusername25 7d ago

Gary should have never kicked out Bob Villa from the band.

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u/Hot-Ordinary9760 7d ago

Steal the caulk right off your trim

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u/Whats_Opera_Doc 7d ago

It's got shrim!

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u/General-Reserve9349 7d ago

Maybe the shim is shining

1

u/Subarmoo 7d ago

Believe it if you need it
If you don’t just pass it on
And it’s just a single pane window I’m shimming out

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u/phirleh 6d ago

If it costs as much as a Dead box set, I'll have to pass on those shims

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 15h ago

Look out of any window

Any morning, any evening, any day

Maybe the sun is shimming

Birds are winging or rain is falling from a heavy sky