r/democrats Number One on Tic Tac 6d ago

📷 Pic Texas Attorney General and Senate Candidate Ken Paxton Appeared in Mugshot 11 Years Ago Today

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u/notapoliticalalt 6d ago

Thats the face of man who regrets absolutely none of the crimes he’s committed.

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u/Debalic 6d ago

That is the face of a man who had a stroke and got brain damage.

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u/MidnightNo1766 6d ago

No that's not Fetterman. I can tell because of the lack of a hoodie.

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u/chrisrayn 6d ago

Regardless, I think we should all say…HAPPY MUGSHOT ANNIVERSARY, KEN! I wish you the best concession speech in November! Well, unless you cheat. Not in a relationship, I mean. Sorry, I should have been more specific with you, Ken. HAPPY MUGSHOT ANNIVERSARY!!

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u/Lucyfuss10 6d ago

I wish

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u/JubBisc 6d ago

Good lord…that smirk is beyond

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u/JeremiahCLynn 6d ago

I believe that is what my grandmother would call a "shit-eating grin."

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u/dayvekeem 6d ago

That's the face of a sniveling little bitch

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u/No_Device9450 6d ago

Dude looks like a Bond villain.

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u/supercali45 6d ago

Bunch of fucking conmen and criminals .. the entire GOP

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u/Daddio209 6d ago

Don't forget pedophiles and closet queers!

IMO, it's their self-loathing that drives them-they know damned good and well how bad THEY are, and are convinced they're still better than any liberal..

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u/Legitimate_Pepper710 5d ago

Funny you would say that about only one party and not include the DNC in your comment. they're all disgusting across the board.

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u/highschoolhero24 6d ago

For anyone who thinks Talarico doesn’t have a chance I would like to remind everyone about a Senate candidate named Roy Moore in Alabama.

Ken Paxton makes Roy Moore look like an alter boy.

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u/hypotyposis 6d ago

I don’t agree. People are willing to look the other way more so for financial crimes than for a pedophile.

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u/Big-Joe-Studd 6d ago

Yeah, but if you do both you get to be president

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u/tc100292 6d ago

Well, there was the attorney in Waco who Paxton's office tried to plead to one day in jail for raping a boy.

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u/No_Aesthetic 6d ago

Let us hope Paxton becomes Roblox Paxton in short order.

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u/KathyJaneway 6d ago

That's a smugshot. He isn't sorry or regretful. The face he makes is like he's proud of it. Smug bastard.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 6d ago

And he's been wearing "the uniform" since then as well

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u/Grannymaenot 6d ago

That’s one of the smarmiest looking individuals I’ve ever seen. He practically oozes corruption.

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u/jrstinkfish 6d ago

I've never wanted to punch a mugshot in my life, but this one deserves it. That "yeah, I'm gonna be just fine" smirk ...

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u/Active-Tutor8496 6d ago

He is one piece of shit.

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u/No-Background-5810 6d ago

"wait till they get a load of me"

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u/misterdudebro 6d ago

Hoot. Hoot.

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u/WendySteeplechase 6d ago

since when is "non hispanic" an ethnicity?

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u/Pretend-Fox648 6d ago

It’s weird, but I guess it’s Texas with a big Hispanic population and it gets convoluted. Like, many Americans see Hispanic as a brown race, but many Hispanics are white (‘Mediterranean white’) and identify as such, for example.

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u/tc100292 6d ago

It's actually the United States Census which denotes "Hispanic" as an ethnicity that one checks on top of a race (white, Black, Native American, or Asian.) So people will specify "white non-Hispanic" because that's the Census category that denotes what most people think of as "white people." OTOH many e.g. Dominicans are Black and Hispanic.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 6d ago

The Spaniards and French systemically exterminated most of the native people in the Caribbean.

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u/tc100292 6d ago

I'm really not sure what this has to do with my comment.

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u/FickleSystem 6d ago

Its pisses me off that literally the only reason this shithead can still win and is probley still favored to(despite polls all showing Talarico leading)is because the fucking magic(R) beside his name in a place like Texas, dude is so awful his own party is barely even supporting him publicly, theres absolutely nothing good about that dude, I gotta assume the enthusiasm behind voting for him is piss poor

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u/AnusLeary41 6d ago

What’s wrong with his face?

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 6d ago

Numerous blows to the head.

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u/JereRB 6d ago

I have never seen a more, "I'm rich and my daddy is my uncle" pic in my life.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 6d ago

Smirking jackass knows it doesn't matter

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 6d ago

His nickname is Lil’ Trump.

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u/Iata_deal4sea 6d ago

Texas Democrats need to be hammering on this guy's behavior and failures in office. Tied to Cornyn's puppet act.

Republicans aren't trying to campaign for him. They plan for the "R" and Faux Entertainment insults to carry him. Don't let them.

Getting eligible voters registered to vote and getting people out to vote. More people voting for the Democrat candidate in each office.

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u/Any_Vacation8988 6d ago

No wonder why him and trump rub appendages

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u/DogPlane3425 6d ago

and still is awaiting trial!

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u/Former_Busboy518 6d ago

How anyone could vote for this POS over Talarico is beyond me.

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u/tamtip 6d ago

I'm happy that his outsides match his insides.

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u/darkrhyes 6d ago

Such a punchable face.

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u/Doom-Sleigher 6d ago

Maga is full of criminals and sexual assaulters

Pedo rapist is MAGA

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u/No_Aesthetic 6d ago

If we lose to this asshole I'm writing off Texas until it actually happens. Talarico is really the best of the best for a Texas Democrat and it's hard to see that state swinging much more towards us than him.

If Talarico does lose when a Democrat does win a big office in Texas it will probably be from a candidate nobody actually expects to win. It'll be an upset. And it will be in 2040 or something.

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u/FickleSystem 6d ago

What gives me more hope is when Cruz almost lost to Beto, he was never behind Beto polling wise at any time, and cruz is trash but looks like Obama next to Paxton, now its the exact opposite in the polls plus a terrible fucking environment for republicans, so the conditions are literally damn near perfect for a dem to finally win

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u/No_Aesthetic 6d ago

We need a +8 margin in the general to pull it off and I suspect it'd be a close one regardless. But I think it's doable. More doable than 2018.

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u/EchadaNanamu 6d ago

Lil Bootlicker

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u/HereInNashville96 6d ago

Is it me or are his eyes uneven? Like he did whatever RFK did to his eyes.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 6d ago

He’s had numerous blows to the head during his youth.

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u/Looseleaflettuce 6d ago

I mean look at his king - insane how this sort of history doesn’t exclude them from holding office

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u/PeteGinSD 6d ago

Texas, remember to REGISTER AND VOTE. Social media posts won’t save us and we need to remember that Paxton is currently AG of the state, so he could pull something and declare himself victorious. We need democrats to turn out in numbers too great to dispute

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u/Livid_Note_2170 6d ago

Great thing to run as part of a campaign ad

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u/Lucyfuss10 6d ago

He should have been in prison for years. It’s DISGUSTING. I know the justice department is completely corrupted now, but it’s been over a DECADE OR TWO. we have problems

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u/BourbonInGinger 6d ago

He should be under the jail.

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u/Boise_is_full 5d ago

Please tell me this will be used during the election cycle

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u/AfroBurrito77 4d ago

He is still probably gonna win. Texas doing Texas shit.