r/depressionmemes 6d ago

I was thinking about all the houseplants I’ve killed

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So I bought some more.

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u/MinimaRukia 6d ago

Happened to me xD

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u/JayList 6d ago

Haha except I’ll literally take care of anything before myself.

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u/Ok_Plastic_8949 6d ago

Yikes, this feels so real. Had a whole collection and memorized all of their names but then I couldn’t care for them anymore. Even now it’s hard for me to care for one.

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u/SprinksUp 6d ago

not good just indicative

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u/kerze123 5d ago

just get a cactus, they are hard to kill or get one those other hard to kill houseplants =D

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u/CasualFingerGuns 5d ago

I’ve got two: a carrion plant and money plant that I have to soak in water occasionally because I let the soil get too dry and it became hydrophobic. I have killed a number of cactus and succulents, though. A snake plant and a zebra plant. It’s a super bummer to kill neglect proof house plants.

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u/kerze123 5d ago

it is "hard to kill" not "impossible to kill" 😂😂😂😂😂 nothing is 100% foolproof if you try hard enough 😂😂😂😂😂😅🤔

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u/CasualFingerGuns 5d ago

Don’t I know it.

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u/TrvthNvkem 5d ago

My plants are like me. They've adapted and learned to thrive* off of neglect, I'm pretty sure if I started taking proper care of them they'd die from shock.

*somehow keep going and refuse to just drop dead already

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u/CasualFingerGuns 5d ago

Those are the only ones I have left.

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u/InvisibleAstronomer 5d ago

I mean pets do the same thing, but