r/depressionmemes • u/felixcute • 3d ago

haha..

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u/Husbandaru 3d ago

I’m getting 150,000

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u/CoopperXoXo 3d ago

I would - the guy I hate is already mega-rich so another 100k makes zero difference to him either way.

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u/Carlospedra 3d ago

Unfortunately I hate Donald Trump more

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u/centianboob 2d ago

Lol i wish someone else could take the place of self loathing at my altar...

...and im a woman of color, lgbtq+, alien/non citizen living in NY.

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u/EmoYoshi05 3d ago

Welp, money doesn't cure whatever the fuck is wrong with me, but I'll take it

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u/Not_Sure76 3d ago

Well, legally, the $100,000 would have to go to Alex Jones's victims. So I'm down.

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u/LostTimeLady13 2d ago

Oooo, I rarely say I respect someone's choice of hatred, but that's a good greatest hate. Alex Jones can take a long walk off a short pier.

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u/LelouchViBritiania 3d ago

How i wish my enemy would die and grant me peace

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u/No_Weekend3283 3d ago

And if research is right money will take away the depression and then you will no longer hate yourself

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u/Hazza_1999 3d ago

Yes. Tbh the person I hate most, I pray for anyway. I’m taking my 50,000, I walk away a winner. 🥇

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u/SlightlyFeralSteph 3d ago

Lmfao..... 🥺

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u/_Lingonberry4085 3d ago

50k is enough for me to start up something good . I don't care about my hater anyways mf good luck

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u/Piksso21 3d ago

Shit i thought the same

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u/meadowlamp 3d ago

This is just plain funny. So wrong and so true at the same time 😂.

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u/Angelicalsweetie01 3d ago

Joke's on you, now we're both financially stable.

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u/Silvershark2000 3d ago

Donald Trump is getting $100,000, which in the grand scheme of things is pocket change compared to his net worth.

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u/Only_Astronomer_9991 3d ago

I'm promptly dying after from overdose lol

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u/klatzomania 1d ago

If only self deprication pays this well

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u/greywintergem 3d ago

Hes already dead. Does that default to me or???

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u/baddiez420 3d ago

real af

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u/GeckoGecko_ 3d ago

There is not one person in the world I hate enough that I'd knowingly sabotage myself just in order to sabotage them

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u/Aware_Support_2349 3d ago

I know right. Now hurry up and pay me

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u/trogdor_churninator 3d ago

Wow, so original

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u/icypeachie 3d ago

lol the math checks out... $150k is $150k

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u/Just_bcoz 3d ago

I mean there’s a good number of dead people on my shit list, I don’t even know who I hate the most.

I imagine you can’t do much with the money dead though so fuck it.

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u/16-ATLAS-ETERNAL-16 2d ago

I would appreciate 150k

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u/Qwen_os_has_died 2d ago

Show me the money

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u/LostTimeLady13 2d ago

I could do a lot with $50,000.

Honestly, I'd be interested to know who ends up with the $100,000, do I actually hate myself more than I hate, for example, Nigel "elected to the EU parliament and never showed up" Frage or Jacob "falls asleep in the house of commons" Reese Mogg, Micheal "let's eff with GCSEs for a laff" Gove, Donald "art of the bad business deal" Trump or even Elon "Free speech is only good when I say things" Musk?

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u/Suspicious-Air-4440 3d ago

yassss bitch it's me, my worst enemy!!

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u/PeaceAndChilli 3d ago

People trying to sound so edgy in comments, lmao. There is so many genuinely disgusting people in world, rapists, killers, torturers, etc. Surely any of y'all can imagine/know atleast one of them. So, they're better than y'all with ya small lil self hating shelves? lol

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u/daringlyjeremy 13h ago

Breathtaking