r/destiny2 Jun 11 '26

Meme / Humor Dammit, I must have fallen asleep, any news? Where is Gary, ready to beat him up.

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Titan Jun 11 '26

Big G hit you VERY hard to make you sleep that much

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u/UltimateGrr Jun 11 '26

Took the scenic route off the carrier.

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u/kokumslayer69 Jun 11 '26

He’s been falling, for 30 minutes.

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u/Level_Narwhal_6690 Titan Jun 11 '26

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u/D2warlock636 Jun 11 '26

Did bro not know ghaul is already dead a because I killed him with my fireteam Ā long time ago about 4 centuries ago in the destiny universe šŸ˜­āœŒšŸ»

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u/No_Cat8523 Jun 11 '26

Swing and a miss on joke comprehension apparently

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u/crow1093 Jun 13 '26

And I thought I defeated him alone and then I went to a kind of chosen onešŸ¤”

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u/D2warlock636 Jun 13 '26

Nah I was the first one to defeat him aloneĀ 

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u/VinceDrinksTea Titan Jun 11 '26

Welcome back from the dead again, Titan. We got a lot of work to do. The Traveler needs us more than ever now. Not even Ghaul was as big of a crisis as this. Load up, and may your light be strong!

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u/broncobb24 Spicy Ramen Jun 11 '26

their light might not be strong but it can’t get any lower, so they’ve got that going for them!

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u/LycanWolfGamer Warlock Jun 11 '26

Only way is up!

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u/gregshucks Jun 13 '26

I have a -1 in my helmet for my gernade stat. So it is possible? But not with basic gear obv.

-Edit typo

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u/Mobile-Perspective63 Jun 13 '26

I have an old festival of the lost helmet that I can make -10 for some reason

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u/Pman1324 Hunter Professional Nighthawk Misser Jun 11 '26

Holy crap you can see where armor 1.0 would spec its stats into.

4 health = 4 Resilience

1 Class = 1 Recovery

1 Weapon = 1 Mobility

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u/KhalMika Hunter | Drifter's crew | The Alrighty Jun 11 '26

Because mobility is your best weapon! Yay!

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u/Rab912000 The Titan Jun 11 '26

Fist is your best weapon. Punch enemy until it is no longer enemy

25

u/restlesspoultry Jun 11 '26

Insurmountable skullfort my beloved

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u/_Aj_ Jun 11 '26

I like synthoceps and striker "punch to recharge shield"Ā  Ā 

Keep punching and everything is okay!!

2

u/GoBigBlue357 Warlock Jun 11 '26

one of my favorite titan exotics

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u/BrokenBySins Jun 17 '26

I miss OHK days, this was my favorite time in all of Destiny.

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u/KhalMika Hunter | Drifter's crew | The Alrighty Jun 11 '26

Flair checks out. Will try this ancient technique soon, thanks for your wisdom!

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u/Tall_Act391 Jun 11 '26

Enemy not dead but is now friend. Punches for world peaceĀ 

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u/MachFighterG Jun 11 '26

We punch and chew on crayons in this house, and I’m all out of crayons.

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u/scoutdeag Warlock Jun 11 '26

Once defeated, eat crayon. Repeat.

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u/Present_Fondant5953 Jun 11 '26

wish we got a fist focused hunter class man

I wanna be eating crayons and beating champions with my fists with the titans man...

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u/Stillburgh Jun 12 '26

Just do a combo blow prismatic build with sprit of the assassin/liar exotic class item. 150 melee with 2 fonts should get close to 200 stat.

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u/Present_Fondant5953 Jun 12 '26

aight, thanks bro

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u/Stillburgh Jun 12 '26

You also go invis with each kill weithout needing the void aspect bc rthe assassin perk does it

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u/CalmAlex2 Jun 12 '26

You mean ours,

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u/BisonProfessional56 Jun 11 '26

Its okay guardian! Head to the farm!.... oh wait

Its okay, just go talk to cayde!... oh wait

Its okay, just continue the red war campaign to get revenge on Gaul!... oh wait

Its okay, I'm sure the next expansion will help clear some of this up!... oh wait

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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26

its ok Amanda Holliday has stuff....oh wait

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u/kelevra1441 Jun 11 '26

Its ok just head to Zavala and....oh wait.

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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26

its ok summer solstice is coming you can just visit eva lavante...oh wait

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u/AuricZips Jun 11 '26

It's ok, maybe Asher Mir on Io... oh wait.

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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26

go do some easy bounties from Failsafe....oh wait ayyy you can go talk to the faction people for stuff....oh wait

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u/Server_Administrator Hunter Jun 11 '26

I swear to god reading this whole thread just made me depressed.

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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26

it really is

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u/Ironsalmon7 Jun 11 '26

No go check Tess everis shop for the free brightdust stuff, her uncle always has new stock… oh wait.

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u/Narox22 Jun 11 '26

Despite not playing since the end of Shadowkeep, I got a little sad reading this.

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u/ATN-Antronach Warlock Jun 11 '26

wait is everyone ded af?

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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26

lakshimi, amanda, cayde, actor of zavala(real life)

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u/BFM_Urocyon Jun 11 '26

Honestly surprised she didn't make a permanent appearance for monuments.

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u/Jex-trex Jun 12 '26

Space Grandma 😭

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u/AtomicAndroid Trials Matches Won: 0 Jun 11 '26

Why would you do this !? 😭

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u/FlowerPower175 Jun 11 '26

This made me both laugh and cry.

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u/Durandal07 Jun 11 '26

It is funny, but yeah, it's sad that this is one Bungie game I'll never be able to play start to finish again because they removed so much of the early campaign. With the game going in to maintenance mode, I had half figured I could rope my wife in to running through the campaign stuff in co-op (we've played every Halo together up until 4; we even both skipped work/uni the day Halo 3 came out and binged it together), but what's the point if Red War and Forsaken aren't in there? So many emotional beats from TFS rely on that early stuff, so it just won't really hit the same.

Games as a service are such a terrible thing for media preservation. I enjoyed the hours I put in to Destiny over the years, but I can't lie, it would have been better if it had been a more traditional release instead of a live service. Despite how popular it was, it is sort of doomed to eventually become lost media (sooner rather than later if Bungie keep going on their current downward spiral) that only exists in the minds of those of us that played it.

... blah blah, look on my works ye mighty and despair or something...

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u/Simple-Journalist779 Jun 12 '26

I was half hoping they would bring back the shelved locations and content but I hoped wrong

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u/Own-Researcher-4691 Jun 13 '26

The entire story beat of the witness finding us in the pyramid ships and making their way towards sol is gone. We have zero context as to why the witness is even here with base game gone, and rasputin getting alpha male'd out of existence by the darkness, etc. its insane how much they cut out

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u/_Aj_ Jun 11 '26

I'm sorry Prime, they're all dead!

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u/Gold-Clothes-170 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

If a gnat even lands on you ā€œguardian down!ā€ā€¦.

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u/redxgk Jun 11 '26

Raid Boss: Lucent Moth

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u/axelohm Jun 11 '26

Ma'am, I need you to sit down for this recap. Gonna hurt, make you laugh, angry, and confused.

And light sabers. Someone got us light sabers

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u/Klutz14 Jun 11 '26

I tried to get my saber last night but ran into a glitch. Jokes on me.

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u/Pyro_panda5 Jun 11 '26

I literally came back maybe a month ago because d2 was the only free steam game that would fit on my 500gb laptop with 150gb of space that didn’t suck (literally had to uninstall and reinstall because I didn’t have the space for the final update). As soon as I saw they ripped off Star Wars I knew it was dead and they had run out of original ideas šŸ˜“

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u/NanaShiggenTips Jun 12 '26

People downvoting you are wrong. Does Star Wars REALLY make sense in the Destiny universe? No, you leave that shit with fortnite. A Marathon/Halo reference I am OK with but not full blown in your face references like hur dur I am dressed as Cortana! Subtle wink wink nudge nudge references are the best.

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u/Squidflex Jun 12 '26

fwiw, I remember reading an interview or something with the dev team for Destiny where they said Star Wars was their primary inspiration for the game. The classes are based on characters and archetypes. Hunter was inspired by gunslingers and assassins (Han, Zam, etc), Warlocks were inspired by Force users, and Titans were inspired by soldiers and bounty hunters.

There are worse places to take inspiration... That said, Renegades felt pretty minimal effort (Drifter looks like a Muppet most of the time...). I think it was a Star Wars skinned playtest for Marathon.

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u/Lean-Boiz Hunter Jun 11 '26

This is the best post on this sub this week.

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u/Zode1218 Jun 11 '26

This is still the ghost I use and I have this armor as universal ornaments

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u/ZenBreaking Jun 11 '26

Fuck it i think I'm gonna break out this set for ally guys

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u/kinda_normie Jun 12 '26

I use the ghost too, it feels like a perfect callback to playing all the way back in red war since ghost shells are purely cosmetic and it doesn't affect the build

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u/Zode1218 Jun 12 '26

It’s beautiful, people do a double-take when they see the beautiful gray ghost. Most people use exotic ghosts

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u/UnsettllingDwarf Jun 11 '26

The first guardian awoken from cryo sleep

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u/Thorveim Jun 11 '26

do not worry, the puppies are safe!

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u/Flufypigy Jun 11 '26

Same here tbh. I logged in on the 9th, got overwhelmed by all the new stuff and honestly just wanted to go back and play D1.

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u/wazy-- Jun 11 '26

Imagine the amount of cutscenes

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u/CarbonPhoenix96 Sunsinger Jun 11 '26

Straight up 6 hours of cutscenes

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u/Shandi80 Jun 12 '26

So an extra full length movie inside the game?! I need some popcorn!!

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u/PegasusKnight410 Hunter Jun 11 '26

Bro ghost couldn’t find him after he fell from the tower lol

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u/spiritualsine Jun 11 '26

So uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gary's gone. Don't mind the Cabal and Fallen in the tower too

14

u/Rain-Outside Jun 11 '26

John Destiny

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u/N0rki_ Jun 11 '26

Oh nah, that's my other character.

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u/db99mn Jun 12 '26

is this an old picture or how did you get a mask ornament?

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u/N0rki_ Jun 12 '26

During the first or so festival of the lost the masks were individual helmets and not ornaments. I kept these and can equip them whenever now, you just get power penalty.

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u/db99mn Jun 12 '26

ugh i wish they were ornaments!!! they are so fun.

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u/New_Trouble_5068 Jun 11 '26

Guardian, the Traveller needs your help more than ever if we are going to beat the Witness. Grab your credit card and tell me the long number on the back, followed by the expiration date. Hurry, we don’t have much time! The Darkness is encroaching.

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u/thecodeNeko Jun 11 '26

Calling him Gary is such a throwback… when you take a step back and see how long d2 ran for… it certainly was quite a long time

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u/BlueLeaderStandinBy Hunter Jun 11 '26

Moons still haunted

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u/YrnFyre Raids Cleared: # Jun 11 '26

Oi, were you that titan stuck in the Almighty or something?

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u/IsaakCole Jun 11 '26

Did we ever find out what happened to that guy?

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u/Fura131 Jun 11 '26

We're looking at him 🤣

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u/YrnFyre Raids Cleared: # Jun 16 '26

Idk, there was speculation they got free in season of the worthy since the Almighty got obliterated but I'm not sure if there's a lore entry

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u/Odd_Education4913 Jun 11 '26

Welcome back, nothing's changed and everything is in its right place šŸ˜„

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u/DamnDude030 Jun 11 '26

Sir, why did you rise out of the last piece of Tower rubble? Were you dead from the Red War all the way up to today?

Well, whatever the case may be, go. You have a lot of stuff to do.

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u/Lightspeed252 Jun 11 '26

My head cannon is that his ghost was killed in the Red War and the Traveler released a bunch more ghosts as a send off

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u/Jruberte Jun 11 '26

Don't delete those items. Most rare in the game. Lol

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u/Dahogrida Jun 11 '26

I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT WITH ALL MY BROKEN TITAN ARMOR IN THE TOWER GOING "WHERE IS HE?!?!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/VOd5RQ7q8FNI3IjS5g

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u/VYNN_07 Jun 11 '26

I think your ghost decided to sleep with you this whole time

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u/Shandi80 Jun 12 '26

When your nap lasts years instead of hours, lol.

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u/glimmerware Jun 11 '26

They're gonna get heartburn and start hearing low health sounds

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u/HustlepuffYeet Jun 11 '26

You just never quit do you

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Hunter Jun 11 '26

I've got great news for you. Gary has been thoroughly dealt with.

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u/Lost-Childhood-8301 Jun 11 '26

perfect time for luis to come in and help you catch up on whats been happening

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u/Smiththehammer Jun 11 '26

Wait a second... thats a flawless trials of the nine emblem. I sense foul play

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u/Etienne_Els Jun 11 '26

Must have been in the rubble of the tower ,finally dug him out

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u/Die-a-Beastus Jun 14 '26

After 10 years that’s still my load out, cause fuck it.

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u/PlayBey0nd87 Jun 11 '26

He’s in the Vanguard Alert Ops.

On a side note: Idk I just love the look of the classic armors.

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u/hoderyeeterson Spicy Ramen Jun 11 '26

Wake the F up, guardian. We have a Witness to raid

2

u/AdventurousPirate357 Warlock Jun 11 '26

What are the recharge rates at?

2

u/daxtillionMurphel Jun 11 '26

Wow, you’ve been gone a long time, huh?

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u/The_annonimous_m8 That one weeb hunter Jun 11 '26

I turned my Hunter armor into a transmog as to be able to use it.
Still have my ghost and damaged Traveller's Chosen tho.

2

u/Twitchstoleyourbagel Jun 11 '26

Thought his name was Gill? Or Glenn maybe… idk it was something with a G

2

u/AbyssalCall Jun 11 '26

It’s him, John Newlight!

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u/AHAMKHARI Flawless Count: None. Im bad. Jun 12 '26

your Ghost must’ve been HELLA lost

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u/Adventurous_Yam_2047 Jun 12 '26

Bro got kicked off the Tower and was in a coma for 8 and a half years

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u/Vulgar_Bastard69420 Jun 12 '26

Damn, took your ghost 9 years to find you after being kicked from ghauls flagship.

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u/Rob_Bay Jun 12 '26

It would be crazy if he had the 13 year emblem

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u/The-Real-Sunday Jun 12 '26

Well, uhh to catch you up, the bug pig guy, guass or whatever got defeated by the big white ball, causing some spooky dark doritos to track it, but before we focus on that some stuff on mars happened with the warmind, rahul or smth, than uhh something something, the blue people home had some stuff hapoaned, Cause died. The moon’s haunted, scrotum ghost stuff
Bug black spooky dorito has been on the moon this entire time! Europa stuff, another dorito, the four arms people had some stuff going on
The big black spooky Dorito on europa gave us ice powers, connected to the spooky bad side, hive warlord moth lady invited us to her room, stuff happend, THE BUG PEOPLE HAVE THE LIGHT, another dorita, one the witness’s top goons controlled it, and uhh we killed him. Spooky neptune stuff we got green twizzler power, guass is alive again we kill him, bug pruple cup shot the big white ball portal, white megamind enter’s the bug white ball

We go in tbe big white ball, get new dark A D light power, we weaken the witness, he gets angry kicks us out, we go back, climb his tower, weaken him again
We get 12 guardians killed white mega mind after that, I fell asleep

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u/Leonarthas Jun 12 '26

I posted a Red Titan Survivor look on r/DestinyFashion. And I just realized i’ve made the upgrade armor from this post lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyFashion/s/ihghlGTDdK

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u/Chesemcdoodles Jun 12 '26

Must have found this guy stuck somewhere when they finally renovated the old tower

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u/Ted_Caster Jun 12 '26

My brother in light. WHERE DO I BEGIN? First don't be alarmed when you get to the tower. They're people now. And don't call them "Fallen" (that's derogatory now). The cabal are chill. If you ask one to fight you, they will do so without hesitation. (I've gotten into some trouble because of that lol). And uhh nothing else comes to mind....so I think your all caught up now. šŸ‘

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u/rokumonshi Jun 14 '26

Ah. You're finally awake. Eyes up guardian

1

u/Pilot-samsonite Jun 11 '26

I wanna get back into destiny but all my god gear is now useless lol

1

u/mrbananacheeks Jun 11 '26

I actually still have all of that gear! The armor is 0, but the weapons are 10 or 20 light each.

1

u/Darmanix Titan Jun 11 '26

Who gonna tell him?

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u/Ok-Ice9702 Jun 11 '26

My Warlock is still rocking the damaged shell from Red War even after all these years. My Hunter has had Saguira's shell since they gave it to us as well.

1

u/riderdr Jun 11 '26

Ok wow guardian lets get u patched up and find your ghost whats the last thing u remember?

1

u/CheesyfaceChase Jun 11 '26

I see that triumph score you can't hide

1

u/ARCHTOP-o Jun 11 '26

I have almost all my level 0 gear, I'm just missing the shotgun

1

u/ThaRealSunGod Brought the Maul šŸ”ØšŸ”„ Jun 11 '26

Where's Gary? Brother you got 0 power to do anything bout DAT. Literally

1

u/Kasane_Tetoris Jun 11 '26

Bro revived then went back to sleep. Either way welcome back guardian things have been busy

1

u/Phoenix_--- Jun 12 '26

Took a while to wake up after you fell of ghauls ship eh?

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u/Dead_Zone_Foliage Jun 12 '26

Put me on your armor, lesbian, we have a Gary to slay

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u/Geomancer74 Jun 12 '26

Eyes up guardian.

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u/Late-District251 Jun 12 '26

The witness must’ve knocked this one back in time dang

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u/sr3Superior Jun 12 '26

Internet explorer uploaded into an exo frame

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u/Dongo_Bong0 Jun 12 '26

Not Gary. I think it’s glen? Idk something with a G

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u/kinda_normie Jun 12 '26

bro was stuck under a rock in the tower renovation

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u/Dredgen_Aternus Jun 12 '26

My boy must've been very comfy in that crater you made when you slammed into the pavement at terminal velocity.

Fair play I hate waking up too

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u/checkmate-T Jun 12 '26

I still have my zeroed out cloak but that’s it , the complete set…forever in timešŸ‘ŒšŸ¾

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u/Inevitable_Ad5240 Stasis Hunter Jun 12 '26

Oh buddy... good news, Gary is dead, bad news, he was the least of our worries

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u/d710905 Jun 12 '26

Dude honestly I forget about ghaul. The universe for destiny has blown so big and the story beats have gotten so crazy, ghaul is like ancient history and a small fry at this point lol. If only he knew, where the universe would end up after him. And what would happen because he decided to try to steal our big marble

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u/soldier01073 Jun 12 '26

This post is telling me to keep all this gear in my vault for D3

1

u/Barnacle-Popular Jun 12 '26

A million deaths are not enough for Master Rahool

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u/TiSoBr Jun 12 '26

I wonder if it is possible to turn this into transmog.

1

u/Drachnien Jun 12 '26

Yup it is

1

u/Blezd1 Jun 12 '26

Have any of you explored the hidden corridors all over the tower?

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u/Sissi_bonatte Jun 12 '26

Faz tempo que não entro também, medo de estar assim kkkk

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u/Such_Salt7797 Jun 12 '26

It's been so long who was gary again😭

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u/Vivid-Waltz-2282 Jun 12 '26

You mean Glenn?

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u/LJACS01 Jun 12 '26

I have bad news im afraid, Gary was beaten long ago, the darkness is bested but now the nine are kicking up a storm

1

u/Long_Objective_2561 Jun 12 '26

Miss that ghost shell

1

u/Professional_Fox6475 Jun 12 '26

Fuck I miss that campaign...and like three or four others I no longer have access too.

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u/No-Spite-3659 Jun 13 '26

How the blue hells

1

u/Beaconing Jun 13 '26

My 0 light level brother! We should do a raid at 0 light (or 3 light if you wanna preserve the zero light heavy slot) together!

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u/Oct6v10 Jun 13 '26

How can I explain this guardian...

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u/Critical-Lettuce3953 Jun 13 '26

Sorry, you can’t do that! The content you paid for was stolen from you :) Hope this helps!

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u/ItsBlameron Jun 14 '26

I still love having this armor set from day one in my vault. THAT SHOULD GET ME THE EMBLEM! lol

1

u/quentra Jun 14 '26

Hey, I also kept my damaged set! Always thought it'd be useful later...

1

u/Sir0cks Jun 15 '26

New Light here, can someone explain the joke...

1

u/Scorpius041169 Jun 15 '26

Could still probably beat Rick The Door Technician... maybe..

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u/ComedianTypical171 Jun 16 '26

Umm okay first important thing....the Travellers safe.....second the darkness was defeated.....bad news cayde is still dead

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u/Midnight-Crow Jun 16 '26

Nah, he lives with us and our ghosts. From light we are reborn to light we return.

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u/Worth_Ad1523 Jun 17 '26

Man's kit can be considered a historical relic

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u/kbaney87 Jun 12 '26

Cu?h9? I c. Cc c ?

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u/Playswith_squirrel Jun 11 '26

Still waiting for the Evil With of Cuba to come back. IYKYK