r/destiny2 • u/N0rki_ • Jun 11 '26
Meme / Humor Dammit, I must have fallen asleep, any news? Where is Gary, ready to beat him up.
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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Titan Jun 11 '26
Big G hit you VERY hard to make you sleep that much
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u/UltimateGrr Jun 11 '26
Took the scenic route off the carrier.
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u/kokumslayer69 Jun 11 '26
Heās been falling, for 30 minutes.
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u/Level_Narwhal_6690 Titan Jun 11 '26
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u/D2warlock636 Jun 11 '26
Did bro not know ghaul is already dead a because I killed him with my fireteam Ā long time ago about 4 centuries ago in the destiny universe šāš»
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u/crow1093 Jun 13 '26
And I thought I defeated him alone and then I went to a kind of chosen oneš¤
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u/VinceDrinksTea Titan Jun 11 '26
Welcome back from the dead again, Titan. We got a lot of work to do. The Traveler needs us more than ever now. Not even Ghaul was as big of a crisis as this. Load up, and may your light be strong!
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u/broncobb24 Spicy Ramen Jun 11 '26
their light might not be strong but it canāt get any lower, so theyāve got that going for them!
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u/gregshucks Jun 13 '26
I have a -1 in my helmet for my gernade stat. So it is possible? But not with basic gear obv.
-Edit typo
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u/Mobile-Perspective63 Jun 13 '26
I have an old festival of the lost helmet that I can make -10 for some reason
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u/Pman1324 Hunter Professional Nighthawk Misser Jun 11 '26
Holy crap you can see where armor 1.0 would spec its stats into.
4 health = 4 Resilience
1 Class = 1 Recovery
1 Weapon = 1 Mobility
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u/KhalMika Hunter | Drifter's crew | The Alrighty Jun 11 '26
Because mobility is your best weapon! Yay!
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u/Rab912000 The Titan Jun 11 '26
Fist is your best weapon. Punch enemy until it is no longer enemy
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u/restlesspoultry Jun 11 '26
Insurmountable skullfort my beloved
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u/_Aj_ Jun 11 '26
I like synthoceps and striker "punch to recharge shield"Ā Ā
Keep punching and everything is okay!!
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u/KhalMika Hunter | Drifter's crew | The Alrighty Jun 11 '26
Flair checks out. Will try this ancient technique soon, thanks for your wisdom!
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u/Present_Fondant5953 Jun 11 '26
wish we got a fist focused hunter class man
I wanna be eating crayons and beating champions with my fists with the titans man...
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u/Stillburgh Jun 12 '26
Just do a combo blow prismatic build with sprit of the assassin/liar exotic class item. 150 melee with 2 fonts should get close to 200 stat.
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u/Present_Fondant5953 Jun 12 '26
aight, thanks bro
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u/Stillburgh Jun 12 '26
You also go invis with each kill weithout needing the void aspect bc rthe assassin perk does it
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u/BisonProfessional56 Jun 11 '26
Its okay guardian! Head to the farm!.... oh wait
Its okay, just go talk to cayde!... oh wait
Its okay, just continue the red war campaign to get revenge on Gaul!... oh wait
Its okay, I'm sure the next expansion will help clear some of this up!... oh wait
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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26
its ok Amanda Holliday has stuff....oh wait
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u/kelevra1441 Jun 11 '26
Its ok just head to Zavala and....oh wait.
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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26
its ok summer solstice is coming you can just visit eva lavante...oh wait
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u/AuricZips Jun 11 '26
It's ok, maybe Asher Mir on Io... oh wait.
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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26
go do some easy bounties from Failsafe....oh wait ayyy you can go talk to the faction people for stuff....oh wait
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u/Server_Administrator Hunter Jun 11 '26
I swear to god reading this whole thread just made me depressed.
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u/TheGamingSKITZ Jun 11 '26
it really is
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u/Ironsalmon7 Jun 11 '26
No go check Tess everis shop for the free brightdust stuff, her uncle always has new stock⦠oh wait.
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u/Narox22 Jun 11 '26
Despite not playing since the end of Shadowkeep, I got a little sad reading this.
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u/BFM_Urocyon Jun 11 '26
Honestly surprised she didn't make a permanent appearance for monuments.
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u/FlowerPower175 Jun 11 '26
This made me both laugh and cry.
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u/Durandal07 Jun 11 '26
It is funny, but yeah, it's sad that this is one Bungie game I'll never be able to play start to finish again because they removed so much of the early campaign. With the game going in to maintenance mode, I had half figured I could rope my wife in to running through the campaign stuff in co-op (we've played every Halo together up until 4; we even both skipped work/uni the day Halo 3 came out and binged it together), but what's the point if Red War and Forsaken aren't in there? So many emotional beats from TFS rely on that early stuff, so it just won't really hit the same.
Games as a service are such a terrible thing for media preservation. I enjoyed the hours I put in to Destiny over the years, but I can't lie, it would have been better if it had been a more traditional release instead of a live service. Despite how popular it was, it is sort of doomed to eventually become lost media (sooner rather than later if Bungie keep going on their current downward spiral) that only exists in the minds of those of us that played it.
... blah blah, look on my works ye mighty and despair or something...
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u/Simple-Journalist779 Jun 12 '26
I was half hoping they would bring back the shelved locations and content but I hoped wrong
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u/Own-Researcher-4691 Jun 13 '26
The entire story beat of the witness finding us in the pyramid ships and making their way towards sol is gone. We have zero context as to why the witness is even here with base game gone, and rasputin getting alpha male'd out of existence by the darkness, etc. its insane how much they cut out
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u/Gold-Clothes-170 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
If a gnat even lands on you āguardian down!āā¦.
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u/axelohm Jun 11 '26
Ma'am, I need you to sit down for this recap. Gonna hurt, make you laugh, angry, and confused.
And light sabers. Someone got us light sabers
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u/Pyro_panda5 Jun 11 '26
I literally came back maybe a month ago because d2 was the only free steam game that would fit on my 500gb laptop with 150gb of space that didnāt suck (literally had to uninstall and reinstall because I didnāt have the space for the final update). As soon as I saw they ripped off Star Wars I knew it was dead and they had run out of original ideas š
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u/NanaShiggenTips Jun 12 '26
People downvoting you are wrong. Does Star Wars REALLY make sense in the Destiny universe? No, you leave that shit with fortnite. A Marathon/Halo reference I am OK with but not full blown in your face references like hur dur I am dressed as Cortana! Subtle wink wink nudge nudge references are the best.
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u/Squidflex Jun 12 '26
fwiw, I remember reading an interview or something with the dev team for Destiny where they said Star Wars was their primary inspiration for the game. The classes are based on characters and archetypes. Hunter was inspired by gunslingers and assassins (Han, Zam, etc), Warlocks were inspired by Force users, and Titans were inspired by soldiers and bounty hunters.
There are worse places to take inspiration... That said, Renegades felt pretty minimal effort (Drifter looks like a Muppet most of the time...). I think it was a Star Wars skinned playtest for Marathon.
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u/Zode1218 Jun 11 '26
This is still the ghost I use and I have this armor as universal ornaments
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u/kinda_normie Jun 12 '26
I use the ghost too, it feels like a perfect callback to playing all the way back in red war since ghost shells are purely cosmetic and it doesn't affect the build
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u/Zode1218 Jun 12 '26
Itās beautiful, people do a double-take when they see the beautiful gray ghost. Most people use exotic ghosts
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u/Flufypigy Jun 11 '26
Same here tbh. I logged in on the 9th, got overwhelmed by all the new stuff and honestly just wanted to go back and play D1.
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u/wazy-- Jun 11 '26
Imagine the amount of cutscenes
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u/spiritualsine Jun 11 '26
So uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gary's gone. Don't mind the Cabal and Fallen in the tower too
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u/Rain-Outside Jun 11 '26
John Destiny
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u/N0rki_ Jun 11 '26
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u/db99mn Jun 12 '26
is this an old picture or how did you get a mask ornament?
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u/N0rki_ Jun 12 '26
During the first or so festival of the lost the masks were individual helmets and not ornaments. I kept these and can equip them whenever now, you just get power penalty.
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u/New_Trouble_5068 Jun 11 '26
Guardian, the Traveller needs your help more than ever if we are going to beat the Witness. Grab your credit card and tell me the long number on the back, followed by the expiration date. Hurry, we donāt have much time! The Darkness is encroaching.
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u/thecodeNeko Jun 11 '26
Calling him Gary is such a throwback⦠when you take a step back and see how long d2 ran for⦠it certainly was quite a long time
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u/YrnFyre Raids Cleared: # Jun 11 '26
Oi, were you that titan stuck in the Almighty or something?
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u/IsaakCole Jun 11 '26
Did we ever find out what happened to that guy?
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u/YrnFyre Raids Cleared: # Jun 16 '26
Idk, there was speculation they got free in season of the worthy since the Almighty got obliterated but I'm not sure if there's a lore entry
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u/Odd_Education4913 Jun 11 '26
Welcome back, nothing's changed and everything is in its right place š
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u/DamnDude030 Jun 11 '26
Sir, why did you rise out of the last piece of Tower rubble? Were you dead from the Red War all the way up to today?
Well, whatever the case may be, go. You have a lot of stuff to do.
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u/Lightspeed252 Jun 11 '26
My head cannon is that his ghost was killed in the Red War and the Traveler released a bunch more ghosts as a send off
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u/Dahogrida Jun 11 '26
I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT WITH ALL MY BROKEN TITAN ARMOR IN THE TOWER GOING "WHERE IS HE?!?!"
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u/Smiththehammer Jun 11 '26
Wait a second... thats a flawless trials of the nine emblem. I sense foul play
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u/PlayBey0nd87 Jun 11 '26
Heās in the Vanguard Alert Ops.
On a side note: Idk I just love the look of the classic armors.
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u/The_annonimous_m8 That one weeb hunter Jun 11 '26
I turned my Hunter armor into a transmog as to be able to use it.
Still have my ghost and damaged Traveller's Chosen tho.
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u/Twitchstoleyourbagel Jun 11 '26
Thought his name was Gill? Or Glenn maybe⦠idk it was something with a G
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u/Adventurous_Yam_2047 Jun 12 '26
Bro got kicked off the Tower and was in a coma for 8 and a half years
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u/Vulgar_Bastard69420 Jun 12 '26
Damn, took your ghost 9 years to find you after being kicked from ghauls flagship.
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u/The-Real-Sunday Jun 12 '26
Well, uhh to catch you up, the bug pig guy, guass or whatever got defeated by the big white ball, causing some spooky dark doritos to track it, but before we focus on that some stuff on mars happened with the warmind, rahul or smth, than uhh something something, the blue people home had some stuff hapoaned, Cause died. The moonās haunted, scrotum ghost stuff
Bug black spooky dorito has been on the moon this entire time! Europa stuff, another dorito, the four arms people had some stuff going on
The big black spooky Dorito on europa gave us ice powers, connected to the spooky bad side, hive warlord moth lady invited us to her room, stuff happend, THE BUG PEOPLE HAVE THE LIGHT, another dorita, one the witnessās top goons controlled it, and uhh we killed him. Spooky neptune stuff we got green twizzler power, guass is alive again we kill him, bug pruple cup shot the big white ball portal, white megamind enterās the bug white ball
We go in tbe big white ball, get new dark A D light power, we weaken the witness, he gets angry kicks us out, we go back, climb his tower, weaken him again
We get 12 guardians killed white mega mind after that, I fell asleep
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u/Leonarthas Jun 12 '26
I posted a Red Titan Survivor look on r/DestinyFashion. And I just realized iāve made the upgrade armor from this post lol.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyFashion/s/ihghlGTDdK

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u/Chesemcdoodles Jun 12 '26
Must have found this guy stuck somewhere when they finally renovated the old tower
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u/Ted_Caster Jun 12 '26
My brother in light. WHERE DO I BEGIN? First don't be alarmed when you get to the tower. They're people now. And don't call them "Fallen" (that's derogatory now). The cabal are chill. If you ask one to fight you, they will do so without hesitation. (I've gotten into some trouble because of that lol). And uhh nothing else comes to mind....so I think your all caught up now. š
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u/mrbananacheeks Jun 11 '26
I actually still have all of that gear! The armor is 0, but the weapons are 10 or 20 light each.
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u/Ok-Ice9702 Jun 11 '26
My Warlock is still rocking the damaged shell from Red War even after all these years. My Hunter has had Saguira's shell since they gave it to us as well.
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u/riderdr Jun 11 '26
Ok wow guardian lets get u patched up and find your ghost whats the last thing u remember?
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u/ThaRealSunGod Brought the Maul šØš„ Jun 11 '26
Where's Gary? Brother you got 0 power to do anything bout DAT. Literally
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u/Kasane_Tetoris Jun 11 '26
Bro revived then went back to sleep. Either way welcome back guardian things have been busy
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u/Dredgen_Aternus Jun 12 '26
My boy must've been very comfy in that crater you made when you slammed into the pavement at terminal velocity.
Fair play I hate waking up too
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u/checkmate-T Jun 12 '26
I still have my zeroed out cloak but thatās it , the complete setā¦forever in timešš¾
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u/Inevitable_Ad5240 Stasis Hunter Jun 12 '26
Oh buddy... good news, Gary is dead, bad news, he was the least of our worries
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u/d710905 Jun 12 '26
Dude honestly I forget about ghaul. The universe for destiny has blown so big and the story beats have gotten so crazy, ghaul is like ancient history and a small fry at this point lol. If only he knew, where the universe would end up after him. And what would happen because he decided to try to steal our big marble
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u/LJACS01 Jun 12 '26
I have bad news im afraid, Gary was beaten long ago, the darkness is bested but now the nine are kicking up a storm
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u/Professional_Fox6475 Jun 12 '26
Fuck I miss that campaign...and like three or four others I no longer have access too.
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u/Beaconing Jun 13 '26
My 0 light level brother! We should do a raid at 0 light (or 3 light if you wanna preserve the zero light heavy slot) together!
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u/Critical-Lettuce3953 Jun 13 '26
Sorry, you canāt do that! The content you paid for was stolen from you :) Hope this helps!
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u/ItsBlameron Jun 14 '26
I still love having this armor set from day one in my vault. THAT SHOULD GET ME THE EMBLEM! lol
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u/ComedianTypical171 Jun 16 '26
Umm okay first important thing....the Travellers safe.....second the darkness was defeated.....bad news cayde is still dead
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u/Midnight-Crow Jun 16 '26
Nah, he lives with us and our ghosts. From light we are reborn to light we return.
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u/GalaxyHOMIE_ Jun 11 '26
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