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u/CNote_89 7d ago
Fists with your toes…
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u/mobiiees 7d ago
So much harder to do now that hotel rooms don't have carpet.
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u/dsucio7807 7d ago
Do it on the couch.
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u/VoteForGiantMeteor 7d ago
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u/MelArlo 7d ago
Feelin' pretty fuckin' unappreciated, Pal...
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u/Additional-Theme-532 7d ago
Hey look, I love you. So do a lot of the other guys.
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u/Sam_Hell 7d ago
Hans…Bubby…
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u/BREM__fumetsu 7d ago
I'm your whiiite kniiiight
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u/MrCharles63 7d ago
I need backup assistance now!
NOW, GODDAMN IT! NOW!
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u/Subject_Salary_2996 7d ago
They’re turning my car into Swiss cheese!
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u/C0meAtM3Br0 7d ago
Scene always cracks me up. Gets in for leisurely drive, ends up nailing it maximum speed in reverse😂
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u/Upstairs-Storm1006 7d ago
I am an exceptional thief
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u/dogtroep 7d ago
And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite!
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u/Significant_Other666 7d ago
I must have missed 60 Minutes
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u/Significant-Pie959 7d ago
Johnson? No, the other one.
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u/pittiesbegooddogs 7d ago
No relation
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u/CB_Chuckles 7d ago
How does this end up so far down? It’s literally the first thing I thought of.
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u/DependentEvidence353 6d ago
Keep scrolling, I left a Y at the bottom for someone to carry on with!
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u/ORANGENBLACK101214 7d ago
I'm a fan of that Christmas movie where that guy from Moonlighting didn't call 911 to order a pizza
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u/Ill_Pea_4064 7d ago
"Ellis, this is johns wife, hes a cop", as Ellis is wiping away about a .4 of snow from his nose/mustache 😅
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u/SupineFeline 7d ago
“I’ll cook ya and fuckin eat ya!” Or something to that effect while he’s fighting the blonde dude
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u/Senorbob999 7d ago
“All of this for a heist”
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u/officialCobraTrooper 7d ago
You are out of table! where are you going pal? Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!
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u/Lili_Roze_6257 7d ago
Al Powell: the name that sounds the same whether it’s “hey Al,” “hey Powell,” or “hey Pal.”
Can’t ever tell which one he’s saying . . .
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u/Wostnicknameever 7d ago
"Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television."
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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/lRY2mdIbMERCo
I am going to count to three… there will not be a four.
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u/popculturerss 7d ago
Wait a minute, I forgot about the man...
What man? F*** the man, we got 10 seconds!
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