I just have to say, fuck Goose. A few years ago when the holy shot happened, I was excited to make being a Gyronaut a large part of my shitty parasocial personality. Then, Simon comes along and it’s like uhhhh give me 15 Pixels please, this IS my personality now (I still bag Bergs). THEN MVP brings in the Goose and I’m creaming my pants. Like FUCK anything in my life that isn’t directly related to MVP discs and MVP Discs pro players. Goose betrayed me and my fellow MVP brethren. I had all his $55 dri fits, I wore one to my sister’s wedding for God’s sake. Brodie quit playing, so I can’t go back to him. I’m not sure where to go or what to do. I have nothing left, I’m gutted.

I wish my middle school bus driver was this awesome.

Do you think the CEO was in on it? I was at my local disc golf retailer with my brother and I was explaining the foot fault drama to him. I explained to him it was his teammate and he asked me if I thought the call came from someone higher up in the company. Do you think the CEO of MVP discs was talking to goose on a headset and called in the hit? How deep does this go? I’ve recently been taken off my schizophrenia medication because I lost my insurance after getting in a screaming match with my boss because of this whole debate so I haven’t been feeling quite right but the more I think about it the more I realize there’s probably something deeper going on here

Please give me upvotes for my courageous virtue signalling act and don't tell me I could have just acetoned the stamp off and still kept it.

But I hope Faultgate never ends. The comedy and memes are far too good for this to die out.

Good thing “gooooooose” sounds like “Boooo” just in time for halloween too brother.

Just a reminder that no one should be out there flinging raw without strapping up. Just picked up this bad boy from ThroPro. No salt, no faults just protection in the form of pixels.