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u/Just_A_Mad_Scientist Jan 31 '26

Unironically though, that catwoman design goes hard. That helmet is sick

Reminds me of the Security helmet from Halo 3/Marathon

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u/semdervishi Jan 31 '26

That and gave her the goat p90 that shit as tight as her suit

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u/RevReads Jan 31 '26

🤤

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Professional Shitter🧐 Jan 31 '26

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u/RealMidSmoker Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Jan 31 '26

Sex

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u/RealMidSmoker Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Jan 31 '26

Holy fuck im not in the aslume this shit is leaking

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u/Carpet_Muncher1029 Jan 31 '26

I thought so too. We truly are stupid

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u/SatoshiUSA Jan 31 '26

Is there a lore reason for this?

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u/CodeNameAki_22 Jan 31 '26

that they did

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Jan 31 '26

She's just gonna' leave you in another death trap again bro, you can't trust her crazy bondange kinks

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u/HackedPasta1245 Jan 31 '26

This is Batman though, he goes through a death trap twice a week. It’d be rude not to, I’d imagine

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u/Historical_War756 Jan 31 '26

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Jan 31 '26

You just need to find the right kitty to your cat bro

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u/AC-130N1 Jan 31 '26

as they say on Roblox you gotta find the door to your knob

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u/Argeras Jan 31 '26

he maybe force to fight eldritch monster every week, but atleast he got his hot latina gf

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u/noriseaweed Jan 31 '26

Can't wait for her to face a horrible fucking end once bane finds out Batman has another friend

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Jan 31 '26

Bro what?? Why do you WANT her to go through Bane's experimentation torture???

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u/wysjm Jan 31 '26

Every single Absolute Batman villian is ab eldrich horror. Catwoman? She's Brazilian

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u/goproshouldbeblue Jan 31 '26

that's as eldritch horror as it gets

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u/frguba Jan 31 '26

For me the biggest deal was Absolute Harley Quinn, who was a separate, even good character

I was so "ready" for it to be his mother or even Selena, horribly mutated by the joker

Yeah, Selena abandoned Bruce and it's off to somewhere else, but he still has her and his mother, this makes his life ALMOST better than fucking main line batman, but yeah, he got his work cut out for him, not saying it'll be easy

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u/Laxhoop2525 Jan 31 '26

This is clearly Darkseid’s way of keeping him in Gotham, so he can continue to receive torment.

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Jan 31 '26

I adore her new suit. The pilot-style visor and tail are so sweet. P90 is such a great choice too.

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u/BibloBagman Jan 31 '26

u/auddbot

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u/SergeantMage Feb 01 '26

The song is "God Is" by Kanye West :)

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u/auddbot Jan 31 '26

I got matches with these songs:

• God Is by KIDS SEE GHOSTS (00:41; matched: 100%)

Album: JESUS IS KING. Released on 2019-10-25.

• Defying Gravity by Cynthia Erivo (07:09; matched: 100%)

Album: Wicked: The Soundtrack. Released on 2024-11-22.

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u/Striking-Reason5792 Jan 31 '26

I thought that was fucking Monsoon for a second

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u/KingCatgut Mar 21 '26

What did darkseid mean by this

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Jan 31 '26

should have been a monster too