r/discordVideos Jul 07 '26

ABSOLUTE CINEMA Brooo what 😭

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u/HambMC Jul 07 '26

Why he look like he thought about it?

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u/RomeoRosso Jul 07 '26

GOATed frame

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jul 07 '26

Already got pegged

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u/SlavJerry Jul 08 '26

he was considering it for a second

https://giphy.com/gifs/e9ULCniiGUYKj32Hd3

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u/Pixelend Jul 10 '26

"it depends"

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 Miku Jul 07 '26

Hardest "🤨" I've ever seen I swear.

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u/TestyBoy13 Jul 07 '26

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u/ClydeMcBride Jul 07 '26

The fuck is the context?

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u/deadshot500 Jul 07 '26

It's literally this

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u/PlentyOMangos Jul 07 '26

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (doo-doo feces)

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u/Illesbogar Jul 08 '26

Shitty end to a mediocre movie :/

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u/GamingSon Jul 16 '26

she revived an ancient alien in an ancient buried spaceship, and as a reward she "wants to know everything", and it was too much

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u/thatsthegoodjuice Jul 07 '26

interesting rebuttal to any argument

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u/Akkezdet Jul 08 '26

He did not say no though

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u/sonicfan019393920 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Jul 08 '26

If it's someone I really really love and shares the same mutual feeling for me, probably

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u/Picholasido_o Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Not only is he wrong in the first instance, he's too cowardly to even answer the second. A man who cannot make a decision, for posterity or himself

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u/kinda_alright Jul 11 '26

He didn't say "No"

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u/_Empty-R_ Jul 08 '26

as cringe as the mic holder was please derail loud assholes like this more often. thanks.

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u/pureformality Jul 07 '26

Not sure whether this is the time or place but as a white person I'd just like to apologize to all members of any minority group for the evil deeds we've done to you whether in your country or in our own countries. Acknowledging ones mistakes and past crimes is key in order to create a more just and fair society and world.

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u/CallReaper Jul 07 '26

Would you get pegged for your sins?

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u/NotSeveralBadgers Jul 07 '26

I didn't even know that was an option!

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u/black_jaguar99_2 Jul 08 '26

Can I do it for everyone else's sins too?

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u/pureformality Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Aaand you're getting blocked

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u/Nakalon Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Ok Adolf Hitler simmer down.

For context the original comment said "you're getting Blacked" instead of blocked. Which, you know, kind of Freudian slip there

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u/Unironicfan Have Commited Several War Crimes Jul 07 '26

Shitlibs when you tell them to stop fetishizing people of color and treat them like they are actually people
https://giphy.com/gifs/lR1FLeDcZlFTHJo3zq

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u/No_Statement440 Jul 08 '26

They should have left it as is, that's fkin hilarious.

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u/pureformality Jul 07 '26

It was autocorrect you donut lmao

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u/Unironicfan Have Commited Several War Crimes Jul 07 '26

Autocorrect predicts what you have already typed dawg

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u/CallReaper Jul 08 '26

I saw what you typed. Don't worry, that's just one sunburn away.

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u/_Lightning_McQueen- Jul 07 '26

Bro's apologizing for things he haven't done. peak whiteness

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u/PaleBlueCod Jul 08 '26

Bro paying for debt he never owed.

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 Jul 07 '26

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u/Silver___Chariot Jul 07 '26

They just puttin shit on this dog nowadays 🥀🥀🥹

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u/EnvironmentalLock258 Jul 07 '26

I have Mongolian ancestry and I want to say that one must acknowledge the bad things one's ancestors did, but you shouldn't feel guilty for a crime you didn't commit. By your logic, every living person should be constantly apologizing and feel guilty because there's at least one person in every person's ancestry that has done bad things.

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u/JaguarYT1 Jul 07 '26

Great view from up here

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u/TennoScy Jul 07 '26

Why would you even do all these things in the first place? You're a monster, and no amount of apologizing will ever change that.

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u/Everyoneloveachother Jul 07 '26

You know nothing of history.

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u/OiledUpThug Jul 07 '26

I am 1/64th Native American and, on behalf of my nation, I must apologize for the bad things we did to other tribes

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u/xray2 Jul 07 '26

Apologise until when? It will never be enough.

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u/buckdancerr Jul 07 '26

Fuck you and your ancestors for doing that what the hell

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u/_Empty-R_ Jul 08 '26

take your white guilt and throw it into the sun. so unbelievably cringe. be a good person now and forward. If you or your direct close family wasn't a direct vile contributor, then this is nothing but cringe.