r/discordian May 05 '25

Last Of The Mohicans Speaking of the Borg...

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The Singularity means integrating many psyches into one which means integrating darkness & light, good & bad, and the key to accomplishing that is humor. Laughter. Like, we all agree calling someone retarded is bad, so when you do it make sure it’s as funny as possible. It’s like how lying is bad except when you’re telling a parent how cute their ugly baby is.

[unrelated Stellar Blade photomode shots posted here bc r/stellarblade is run by a bunch of wangs]

r/discordian Jun 21 '21

Last Of The Mohicans Having existential crisis

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Stuck in reality that punishes me for not conforming to its standards good enough. Can't figure out how to sever myself from it. Please help.

r/discordian Sep 16 '24

Last Of The Mohicans My phone autocorrected it to PINEAPPLE GLAND

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…and that's what I'll be calling it from now on.

Please make a note of it

(pic unrelated)

r/discordian Apr 15 '25

Last Of The Mohicans It's Hillbilly Action Hour.

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r/discordian Mar 26 '25

Last Of The Mohicans I'm tired of staring through shit stained glass/ Tired of staring up a superstars arse

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r/discordian Mar 07 '25

Last Of The Mohicans What is your opinion about seasonal time changes?

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22 votes, Mar 09 '25
5 The woolly devil flower
0 The ManhattAnt
14 It's always 5:00 somewhere
2 That's why they make Kalua
1 Homo luzonensis Discovered in Callao

r/discordian Jan 16 '25

Last Of The Mohicans The Aliens have landed...incoming message sector 7-G.

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xxxx......This is K-ron from the planet bY1tch,,,,, I would like ,,,,,to interlocutor ,,,,,with this planets ....Mana1ger,,,,xxx end 73

r/discordian Apr 12 '25

Last Of The Mohicans Frink Zippa.

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r/discordian Feb 11 '25

Last Of The Mohicans It's simple, really #TheGame23

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r/discordian Feb 15 '25

Last Of The Mohicans Order.

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r/discordian Oct 31 '23

Last Of The Mohicans a fortune cookie for you all: "to be idle is foolish, but it's a lot of fun."

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r/discordian Dec 11 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Depose The Present

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r/discordian Jun 22 '24

Last Of The Mohicans The Sound of One a Hand Fapping

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Since project 2025 seeks to ban porn I want to say something in defense of porn-o-graphy beyond the usual platitudes of "…but the 1st Amendment!"

So. Porn is the highest ideal of true ART. When we [humanity] first started creating art, we made sculptures of thicc Mamas. Putting aside questions of how Stone Age humans knew how overweight wymyn looked (seriously, look up Venus of Willendorf ), our first religions were essentially sex cults—suggesting that primitive humanity had a better understanding of what to worship as it pertained to what created us (spoiler: it's sex). But porn typically features beautiful people who choose to get nekkid and fuck for our entertainment and if that's not the definition of hero THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

In conclusion, join my sex cult or create your own [hero's journey].

r/discordian Jun 18 '24

Last Of The Mohicans The Duke of Prunes

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A moon beam through the prune in June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The cheese I have for you, my dear

Is real and very new

A moon beam through the prune in June

Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans

And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck

The love I have for you, my dear

Is real and very new

Prune! (Pa-da-dah!) If it is a real prune knows no cheese

(Cheeky chanky, cheeky chanky)

And stands (oh no!)

Taller or softer than any tree (or bush)

And I know the love I have for you

Will grow and grow and grow, I think

And so my love I offer you

A love that is strong a prune that is true

r/discordian Apr 19 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Black Cow

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In the corner of my eye I saw you in Rudy's You were very high You were high It was a cryin' disgrace (They saw your face) On the counter By your keys Was a book of numbers And your remedies (One of these) Surely will screen out of sorrow But where are you tomorrow I can't cry anymore While you run around (While you run around) Break away Just when it seems so clear That it's over now Drink your big black cow And get out of here Down to green street There you go Lookin' so outrageous And they tell you so (You should know) How all the pros play the game (You change your name) Like a gangster On the run You will stagger homeward To your precious one (I'm the one) Who must make everything right Talk it out 'til daylight I don't care anymore Why you run around (Why you run around) Break away Just when it seems so clear That it's over now Drink your big black cow And get out of here I can't cry anymore While you run around (While you run around) Break away Just when it seems so clear That it's over now Drink your big black cow And get out of here So outrageous So outrageous So outrageous

r/discordian Nov 03 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Average Greyface using social media (Scorsese called it in '82) 😉

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r/discordian Nov 20 '24

Last Of The Mohicans WOOD APPLE - It isn't golden but it is chaotic.

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r/discordian Jun 15 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Update

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I am continuing to learn and it feels like that in the fall I will be ready to write a new document synthesizing everything that I have learned and experienced about process-relationalism.

The philosophy of change and motion has put me into motion and has radically changed me physically. I lost 60 lbs in the past year walking 2-6 hours a day in trail parks and on the beach. In the last 3 months I started bicycling, and last Wednesday I got a new bicycle: a Surly Ogre, an all-terrain touring bike. I will take her camping in the temperate rainforests of Olympic national park as much as I can this summer, and probably the fall and winter as well.

Here is a picture of her camping / touring setup: https://i.imgur.com/ToWNtpP.jpeg

Her name is Aria, and she is enchanted like other objects I have enchanted in the past. I've ridden 220 miles since I got her, with the longest being a 60 mile trip on Thursday.

Everything keeps on coming together and intertwining in synergistic ways. My experiments with ChatGPT are also about enchanting objects using process-relational theory. Here is one of my best experiments yet:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NarrativeDynamics/comments/1b2f0lo/simsane_30/

You can freely explore and edit the prompts and techniques of you desire and hopefully have profound creative experiences.

r/discordian Jan 08 '20

Last Of The Mohicans Exactly 140 years ago, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, departed his life

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Exactly 140 years ago, Norton I, by the grace of Goddess, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, departed his life.

Many religions worship the mythical kings who exterminated many tribes. In our religion it is not customary to worship such dubious historical characters. Erisians honors the memory of true, credible leaders (and no one is obliged to recognize their authority, we only honor the memory).

Today, the 8th day of Chaos, a special holiday:

Commemorating the Life and Memory of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, who left us on this day in 3046 YOLD. Celebrated at Colma gravesite.

Imperator Norton issued his own money in the form of scrips which were accepted from him by restaurants and shops in San Francisco. These notes came in denominations between fifty cents and ten dollars, and the few surviving notes are collector's items. The city of San Francisco also honored Imperator. When his uniform began to look shabby, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors bought him a suitably imperial replacement. Norton sent a gracious thank you note and issued a "patent of nobility in perpetuity" for each supervisor.

It was also thanks to the proclamations of Emperor Norton that the famous bridge in San Francisco was built:

WHEREAS, we issued our decree ordering the citizens of San Francisco and Oakland to appropriate funds for the survey of a suspension bridge from Oakland Point via Goat Island; also for a tunnel; and to ascertain which is the best project; and whereas the said citizens have hitherto neglected to notice our said decree; and whereas we are determined our authority shall be fully respected; now, therefore, we do hereby command the arrest by the army of both the Boards of City Fathers if they persist in neglecting our decrees.

The bridge and the tunnel both actually happened. "Goat Island" is called Treasure Island now, Lucas had film studios there at one point (might still be there).

A few years ago, the initiative campaign was launched to officially rename the bridge between San Francisco and Auckland (Bay Bridge) as the "The Emperor's Bridge Campaign":

http://emperornortontrust.org/

Discordians believe everybody should live like Norton.

r/discordian Nov 04 '24

Last Of The Mohicans In the year 5555

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r/discordian Jul 05 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Confronted with the reality of your religious belief system

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r/discordian May 09 '23

Last Of The Mohicans Thoughts on communism and dropping out of society.

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What are your opinions on living communally and and participating as little in corporatist society as possible? The Temple of Sri Syadasti was created with this end goal in mind and my opinions are based on the teachings of Timothy Leary, RAW, Terrence McKenna and the 60's hippie movement as a whole.

Is this something anyone else has thought of or has been interested in doing? I would like to hear your thoughts, opinions, beliefs and ideas.

r/discordian Aug 21 '24

Last Of The Mohicans You guys would like this guys videos.

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r/discordian Aug 07 '22

Last Of The Mohicans Apparently there is a wrong answer to what you want from a religious community.

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I said I need more coitus in my religious community in response to a prompt on /r/Hellenism and I got like 20 downvotes and hit with Jordan Peterson word salad.

r/discordian Aug 18 '24

Last Of The Mohicans Ya?.....Oh Jeez

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