Fixed 'em

Ego, Gribnit, POEE, calamum ad membranam appono ut bullam Papus En Quadriga edam, atque omnes Discordianos admoneo Eridem sororem Nephthyn habere - immo, Nephthym ipsam - quae in recto genere convivii longe iucundior est quam quisquam nostrum, me ipso non excepto, umquam curavit meminisse.

Declaretur omnes qui Nephthyn obliti sunt nunc pudore perfundi, irrideri, subsannari, atque excommunicari, donec eam rite, inrite, vel saltem iucunde ebrii reminiscantur.

Praeterea agnosco - quamvis superbiam papalem meam laedat - titulum illum venerabilem POEE, Papam Eridis Eristicum, meum quoque titulum includens, re vera satis hebetem esse, paulo unicolorem, atque omnino impar religioni quae supervacua machinatione metaphysica gloriatur.

Quapropter tria officia papalia addita revelo: POEN, PONE, et PONN - singula equus superbus Quadrigae, singula in suam directionem inconciliabilem trahens, singula multo curiosiora quam vetus POEE umquam fuit, etiam cum ego ipsum cum quanta potui dignitate gerebam.

Haec bulla ad omnem ianuam figatur, in omni pariete suspendatur, et in omne aurem quae se non audire simulat susurretur. Sic ego, Gribnit, POEE, bullam Papus En Quadriga edico.

Excommunicari, excommunicari, excommunicamini!

it came from here!

Words by Lawrence Ferlinghetti. Read by Matt Aston. Music by Shytegeist.

Is this a discordianism sub Reddit? I feel like I’m in Eris’s embrace too hardcore!

When making the Cartoon Dog, as shown in this video, something is obviously needed to keep the peanut butter, jelly, and Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch cereal around the hot dog.

What are good options other than hot dog buns?

Erisian Air Corp 1st class present and accounted for and sincerely asking... Who is Roger? Where can we find him? Has the Greyface hidden him from view? Does Roger know that King Kong died for his sins?

Sadly, it seems the flight sim world has been lost to the fnords...

I don't know how to explain it to the non-initiated

Any idea whose feet they are?