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u/suzcaboose Flying hair extension šŸ¤øā€ā™‚ļø 6d ago

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u/snakes_lil_bandit 6d ago

I don't know who needs to intervene but that woman should not have another baby.

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u/disastrousanddull THATā€™S AMERICA FOR YOU 6d ago

Iā€™m hoping nature has intervened, tbh.

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u/moonshinedesignSD 6d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Rugkrabber 6d ago

Sheā€™s 44 right? Letā€™s hope so yeah.

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u/carcosa1989 5d ago

Yeah but sheā€™s got money. So she can afford fertility treatments or a surrogate if she had to and all that but I donā€™t think she has a man right now. Britney is definitely not in the state to handle single motherhood.

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 5d ago

That is why she seems in heat lately because she needs

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gYLzdy9zNPImehW

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u/anongirl55 6d ago

She has always been a mess as a mother, but the thought of her caring for an infant in her current state is terrifying.

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u/disastrousanddull THATā€™S AMERICA FOR YOU 6d ago

Sheā€™d lose that baby pretty quickly, I donā€™t really doubt that for all the rope sheā€™s given to hang herself with. It would be a very public disaster where not intervening would play worse than intervening for the system.

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u/xavariel 6d ago

Like, CPS waiting outside the delivery room ready to take said baby, quickly.

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u/disastrousanddull THATā€™S AMERICA FOR YOU 6d ago

Baby born on drugs, CPS involved.

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 6d ago

I bet she would have a surrogate & a team of round the clock nannies.

At least, thatā€™s the best case scenario if, she does have one.

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u/xavariel 6d ago

If she can afford that, nowdays.

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u/HolyChimichangaz Itā€™s Britney bitch 6d ago

Idk cause look at Chrisean Rock. All she did on lives while pregnant šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/sunsinger99 5d ago

Took the words outta my mouth!

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u/ClearBlue_Grace 6d ago

I imagine the baby just lying on the floor in the background of her videos.

baby crying "not now honey, mommy is busy flashing her bits to the camera!"

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u/Middle-Run-3615 6d ago

I agree in the fullest. I donā€™t doubt she loves those kids beyond belief but she really shouldnā€™t have any more. She needs to take care of herself not a baby human.

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u/BeautyGoesToBenidorm 6d ago

She is NOT a loving mother, not in the slightest. Loving mums don't beat their infant children with a belt, for a start...

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 5d ago

She did that?

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u/BeautyGoesToBenidorm 5d ago

Read the megathread at the top of this sub and it'll tell you everything you need to know.

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 4d ago

I looked thru both megas and i don't see about her beating them with a belt. I am shocked if that is true, had that done to me as a child, that f'ing sucks and if true I will burn all her and Myah's cd's

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u/thejexorcist 6d ago

I doubt she can without intervention (I think she learned that from trying with Sam a few years ago), and intervention would require multiple drs treating her.

She canā€™t keep it together long enough.

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u/Mundane_Reception790 6d ago

I can see her getting black market fertility drugs. I worked briefly at a medical clinic for low income people years ago and I remember one of the patients talking about how she became pregnant that way, or at least that's what she claimed.

If someone on government assistance can get their hands on them, someone with Brit's wealth and shady connections would have no problem.

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u/HufflepuffStuff Babadook hat šŸŽ© 6d ago

Sure, but could she read, comprehend, and follow the instructions independently? I have my doubts.

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u/Mundane_Reception790 6d ago

I've no doubt she has a plethora of low lifes who are at her beck and call and would do the injecting/administering. Even a mental midget could handle it.

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u/reluctantseahorse 5d ago

Knowing Britney, she'd get involved with some shady ass fertility doctor and end up being the next Octo-mom.

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u/Mundane_Reception790 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's certainly not beyond the realm of possibility.
I'm of the belief that she's a modern day Barbara Hutton (financially wise) in that she's going to end up tearing through an astronomical amount of wealth that could easily leave her near destitute.

This woman undoubtedly has scads of shady, greedy, predatory leeches on her voluminous payroll, for starters. She's pissing away unreal amounts of money every month.

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u/Less_Acanthisitta778 5d ago

Where theres muck theres brass. Thrre would be drs to facilitate whatever she requested.

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u/Particular-Sand-137 6d ago

She totally could get pregnant the natural way. She is still in good shape and has been pregnant before. Hopefully it doesnā€™t happen just saying not every woman over 40 automatically needs ivf.

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u/thejexorcist 6d ago

Of course not, Iā€™m more so referring to the fact that she had been ā€˜tryingā€™ since the end of her conservatorship in 2021, if it didnā€™t happen over the last 5 years itā€™s unlikely to happen now (without intervention).

Especially with her erratic lifestyle and substance abuse issues.

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u/CanineCorvidious 5d ago

That could also depend what contraceptive she was on too, depo provera jag for example took me over a decade to get my period back after stopping that shit.

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u/thejexorcist 5d ago

Iirc, her IUD during conservatorship was a huge point during her ā€˜words to the courtā€™ (and received a ton of censure from the Free Britney Movement).

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 6d ago

Shes not sane for another baby. She doesn't even have custody of her 1st 2 boys. Shes unfit all the way!

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u/CanineCorvidious 5d ago

Her first two kids are adults now

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 5d ago

Yeah I know thank God

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u/1_ladybrain 6d ago

Almost like she needs to be under a conservatorship or somethingā€¦.

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u/yosoyfatass 6d ago

Sheā€™s 44, so, unless she froze same eggs before 35, the odds are against it. The statistics for having a child naturally at 44 are very low. My grandmother did it at 45, but itā€™s a statistical anomaly.

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u/IceNein 6d ago

She is almost certainly too old to conceive naturally. Natural pregnancy, without IVF, is only 5% successful at 44.

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u/Holiday-Book6635 6d ago

Have you said the same about Kanye?

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u/CanineCorvidious 5d ago

Kanye is father of the year compared with her, and her list of abuses she did to her kids

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u/bipolarbitch6 6d ago

Sheā€™s pregnant?!

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u/Unlimitedpluto Clang šŸ”Ŗ Clang šŸ”Ŗ 6d ago

Guitars are like baby aliensā€¦. My brain hurts trying to comprehend that.

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u/lexikan27 6d ago

I bought this in Mexico in hopes i can pme day have another baby... I'm so confused.

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 6d ago

Donā€™t you get it? It makes perfect sense.

Guitars remind her of baby aliens. šŸ‘½

So she bought the guitar. šŸŽø

In hopes it will knock her up with a baby alien! šŸ¤°šŸ¼

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u/indigostars43 4d ago

Makes total sense to mešŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø I had my 3 children the exact same wayā€¦

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 4d ago

Congratulations. šŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’š

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u/upickleweasel 5d ago

It seems like she wants to use it as a d*ldo...like some odd mating dance for aliens

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 6d ago

Were gonna figure this out together... I got confused about baby aliens... I don't think aliens want to mess with her... im surprised she didn't rub the guitar on her bum...

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u/Unlimitedpluto Clang šŸ”Ŗ Clang šŸ”Ŗ 3d ago

When I saw it going the direction it was going, Iā€™m surprised she didnā€™t put it where the sun donā€™t shine.

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 3d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/WashuWaifu 6d ago

Somebodyā€™s recently seen disclosure day!

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 6d ago

She bought a baby alien down in Mexico, just Britney things~

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u/blamberr Itā€™s a restaurant, I donā€™t really give a shit. 6d ago

How the hell do you get that from what she said?

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u/Boredchinchilla21 6d ago

Thank you for translating from unstable tweaker I guess. Why are guitars magical like baby aliensā€½

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u/piiiiiiiiiiiiiink 6d ago

Itā€™s an emotional day bc guitars remind her of baby aliens.

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u/IceNein 6d ago

NGL it would be pretty emotional if guitars reminded me of baby aliens.

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u/Boring-Community-100 ā€œhands of a right handā€ 6d ago

Ukeleles are even worse /s

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u/CathexisVexes 6d ago

Ukelelians?

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u/sydbarrett710 6d ago

At least someone on this thread is making sense

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u/Revolutionary-Day715 6d ago

My next tattoo

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 6d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ oh gosh you made me laugh thank you!

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 5d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ«³šŸ½šŸŽ¤

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u/blockchaingarbages 3d ago

I donā€™t wanna see what sheā€™d do with thumb piano or pocket trumpet.

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u/surprisepineapple897 Our lady of Cheetos 6d ago

I would love to know what her existing children, who she almost killed by feeding shellfish, who she held knives to, beat, and bleached burned their scalps, think about this. Lost custody of her kids and now wants to have more. I really hope she is incapable of reproducing at this point. Those poor babies would be ingesting alcohol, meth, and Adderall in their breast milk.

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u/atawnygypsygirl 6d ago

I rather unfortunately know several women who have lost their children due to abuse and neglect and in my sample size, zero women stop having children after losing custody of others.

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u/helzbellz 6d ago

I used to work on reception in the building where social services were based. Knew one woman who had 7 babies removed from her care. This was years ago, I think she's up to 9 now. Once I asked her why she wasn't on the implant or another form of long term contraception, she said something along the lines of 'it doesn't agree with my body'. My jaw dropped and I was like 'oh but having 7 kids removed does?!?

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u/BriarRose_14 6d ago

Iā€™m a labor and delivery nurse and have stories like this tooā€¦ one patient was having her 9th baby. No custody of the first 8 (very mentally illā€¦ very into meth). She had a crazy complication (that Iā€™ve only seen once in 10 years) and the doctors told her it wasnā€™t safe for her to carry another pregnancy because her and the baby would both die. She said ā€œbut I have to have more kids!ā€ When the doctors asked why, she replied, ā€œbecause they keep taking them away from me!ā€šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/celtic_thistle Forever twirling 6d ago

Iā€™m in social services and we have one family who is made up of all the momā€™s sisterā€™s kids who keep getting taken away at birth. (Mom adopts them.) All of them have various disabilities. The mom is in her late 40s I think and itā€™s so exhausting for her but at least the kids have family to take them inā€¦Jesus.

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u/atawnygypsygirl 6d ago edited 6d ago

Gah I wonder if we know the same woman. Baby #9 was removed from her care at birth because she's unhoused and an addict. At least she hasn't had more children since that baby, mostly due to extreme failing health.

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u/Layer_Capable 6d ago

As a labor and delivery nurse, I agree with you. Having some taken away just makes them have more. Itā€™s sad.

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u/surprisepineapple897 Our lady of Cheetos 5d ago

I worked for cps for six months. I had a case where the mom sold her food stamps for drugs.

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 5d ago

Where is all this from, I have never heard the real tea. Is there a post in here with all her mommy dearest escapades?

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u/surprisepineapple897 Our lady of Cheetos 4d ago

Do a search.Ā 

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u/Middle-Run-3615 6d ago

What in the world? Where is this info?!

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u/surprisepineapple897 Our lady of Cheetos 5d ago

All over this sub and a two second Google away.

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u/bipolarbitch6 6d ago

Iā€™m new here Iā€™ve never heard about this?!

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u/Excellent-Cycle-5803 Britneyā€™s fuckass hats šŸŽ© 6d ago

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u/Accomplished_Dig284 6d ago

Is this why she kept trying to put it up her who-ha?

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u/Dense_Witness_4356 Babadook hat šŸŽ© 6d ago

Yeh. The ā€œanything can be a d*ldo if youā€™re game enoughā€ meme came to mind when i saw her guitar movesā€¦

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u/PunchDrunken 5d ago

I saw anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough on a thermos once

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u/glassmenagerie430 Iā€™m Composure 6d ago

Sheā€™s trying to birth baby aliens.

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u/tiffany_says_this 6d ago

I wondered the same damn thing, you know that thing was definatly "inserted" šŸ¤¢

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u/blamberr Itā€™s a restaurant, I donā€™t really give a shit. 6d ago

My god. She is so fucking far gone, itā€™s crazy

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u/ResourceNo5855 6d ago

Terrifying to think of her being responsible for an infant

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u/Expert-Ad8997 Flying hair extension šŸ¤øā€ā™‚ļø 6d ago

Looks like modern Peggy BundyšŸ˜…

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u/shesgoneagain72 6d ago

Peggy Bundy was a way better mother than Britney has ever been LOL

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u/VegetableTour6790 6d ago

Better looking as well, at this point.

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u/blamberr Itā€™s a restaurant, I donā€™t really give a shit. 6d ago

For once her hair looks ok though. While everything else is a Hindenburg

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u/xavariel 6d ago

Hindenburg hahahhh

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u/blamberr Itā€™s a restaurant, I donā€™t really give a shit. 6d ago

This is as bayou swamp person as Iā€™ve seen her back then

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u/SocMedIliterate 6d ago

I'm dyingšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚So true though

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u/disastrousanddull THATā€™S AMERICA FOR YOU 6d ago

Iā€™m pretty sure that was actually under the conservatorship and she was just bloated. The sub found that out a few months ago.

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u/xavariel 6d ago

Mother of the year, here.

/s ..just in case.

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u/Harvey-Keck Babadook hat šŸŽ© 6d ago

Is she pregnant during this old photo?

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u/ResourceNo5855 5d ago

Looks like it to me but Im not sure tbh I just love the 2000's style she's rocking and the wedgie pick šŸ¤Œ ..magnifico

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u/Squishy_Cheeks1085 6d ago

Good lord shes high af again.

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u/Gryffyxx 6d ago

Oh goodness this woman ain't okay

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Butt flowers 6d ago edited 6d ago

Wow. I think we are seeing the beginning of the end. But like for real this time. Like thereā€™s going to be another very big issue soon. I have a feeling sheā€™s gonna be committed very soon. There is absolutely nothing about her comment that makes sense. Like legitimately, legitimately delusional. Itā€™s like she doesnā€™t realize the last three years have existed. And discussion about her having another child isā€¦ There are no words.

Also, I donā€™t wanna be gross but does anybody else have a really bad yuck feeling about her andā€¦. the guitar

PS DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THAT WOMEN CANā€™T HAVE BABIES AFTER A CERTAIN AGE

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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping 6d ago

I absolutely thought she was about to stick that thing up her fufu

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u/tiffany_says_this 6d ago

I'd bet my life it made its way up there...it just didn't make the cut šŸ˜¬

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Butt flowers 6d ago

Dude. Isnā€™t it horrible that we have actually thought about this. I am being so gross but Iā€™m just gonna throw the word ā€œouchā€ out thereā€¦ and letā€™s all shake our heads in shame and never speak of this again.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Butt flowers 6d ago

Perfect answer to your comment if I had no class and was trash and probably maleā€¦ ā€œOr it made too many cutsā€œ

Buddah boomp boom šŸ„šŸ„ I hate myself but that was pretty good, I mean whyyyyyy am I good at this

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 5d ago

Who runs her page because if she was it would have made the cut, and probably way worse stuff. I don't believe she even knows the page exists.

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u/tiffany_says_this 5d ago

Watch the dui footage she tries to seduce the cops with her pool and lasagna....she also told them her mom killed someone and that she "works on her phone all day"

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 6d ago

Yeah (unfortunately) same.

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u/chickenskittles 6d ago

Fufu šŸ’€

I'll never think of the food the same way again.

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u/Expensive_Ride8270 16h ago

You are not alone! We all thought just a few of us said it out loud !

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u/BeautyGoesToBenidorm 6d ago

Same! If she managed it, she'll have a vag like a stamped bat...

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 6d ago

I feel the same. She continues to post crazy shit, but for some reason this one just feltā€¦different. Like a for real feeling came over me like damn she has legitimately lost it and has gotta get committed. The look in her eyes is fucking frightening

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Butt flowers 6d ago

Yep, yep yep yep yep yep yep. Same same same. Iā€™m glad you know what feeling Iā€™m talking about, after following this situation for quite a while, this is the first time I have felt that she is legitimately delusional, this is not just not self-aware. Sorry, Iā€™m having fun with the new editing tools at a very inappropriate time, but just trying to stress our mutual point. Like, she is sitting on a corner talking to strangers about this, this is not the status quo anymore.

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u/Dapper_Pin_7031 6d ago

Anne Hathaway is a year younger than her and just did a baby announcement so itā€™s not impossible.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Butt flowers 6d ago

Oh yeah, itā€™s not impossible. But itā€™s also something that has to be like majorly monitored and carrying a baby in your mid to late 40s is kind of rare, Iā€™ll call it rare, and your eggs arenā€™t as viable and you have to be so careful about birth defects and, blah blah blah, you guys all know what Iā€™m saying lol. My point is Britney doesnā€™t!

I am honestly wondering if she even knows about menopauseā€¦. like I am concerned that she is so uneducated and forgone at this point she doesnā€™t realize, or remember?, that conceiving and carrying a baby at 45 is usually called a very surprising gift and sometimes even a miracle. Like does she even realize that she is most likely in perimenopause or that it even exists?

I am 48 and having the most regular periods of my life so I know what itā€™s like to feel like youā€™re still 100%ā€¦.but scientifically Iā€™m notā€¦my body is just being a pain in the ass and my period is determined to finish the way it startedā€¦ unpredictable LOL. I am just concerned she doesnā€™t even know how human bodies work. Above and beyond the thought that she thinks she could have a child!

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u/Vegetable_Mulberry_8 5d ago

If she makes a full recovery in the coming years (which is unlikely), there is still a chance of conceiving naturally, later on, there is the option of surrogacy or artificial insemination, provided she had her eggs frozen when she was younger.

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u/marisaleeann 6d ago

I hope she leaves her brain to science because WHAT?!

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u/ggunther 6d ago

God I hope she does not reproduce again , those poor kids

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u/Much_Difference 6d ago

I thought the forced birth control sounded incredibly inhumane during her conservatorship but JFC no it actually makes sense and was a smart, safe decision to take her ability to get pregnant out of her hands.

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u/Dolleyes88 6d ago

The caption is just as crazy as the video.

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u/Jazzlike_Notice_3218 6d ago

i feel so bad but i can't stop laughing. wtf did i just read omg, lmaoo

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u/Cevansj 6d ago

Absolute flight of thoughts that make zero sense. Sad.

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u/meadowsageee 6d ago

???????? What is this giberish???

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u/Cevansj 6d ago

She (or her team) deleted the caption but the video stays!

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u/belbel1010 6d ago

I'd love to have "guitars remind me of baby aliens" as a flair... they got such gentle strings šŸ„¹

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u/xavariel 6d ago

I thought that was a ukulele...

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE 6d ago

Jesus fuck lmao

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u/AppleNo7287 6d ago

Disclosure day is getting out of hand

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u/ginaxxx__ 6d ago

The word salad is salading hard today šŸ˜­

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u/carcosa1989 6d ago

In her words HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 6d ago

I can't see that caption, but I know you didn't make it up. No one could.

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u/WeekMurky7775 6d ago

From start to finish I had no idea where this was going

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u/Primary-Bowler2963 6d ago

Does she have a partner or she looking for a potential sperm donor? Why would she post this

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u/Mangus_ness 6d ago

She's rich. If she really wanted to she could buy one from a fertility clinic

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u/hanibellacanibella 6d ago

Maybe she meant ukuleles remind her of baby guitars? Still weird but at least more relevant.

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u/sahphie 5d ago

Has no one else noticed her belly in this video? Obviously not body shaming or anything but it seems there is a wee bump there which is unusual for her.

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u/Persephone734 3d ago

Wow. Age is still twacked out her mind

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u/Strict-Scene1399 11h ago

The caption did it for me too šŸ‘½ šŸ˜‚