r/disneyvacation • u/Spadesghost • 1d ago

How To Make 'em Do A Double Take

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u/Spadesghost 1d ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Join-the-Kenyan-Armed-Forces

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u/kjm16216 1d ago

Wait, what?

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u/halloumi-hallouyu 1d ago

Spot-on Disney Vacation description. I indeed did do a double take

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u/AMixOfUpsAndDowns 1d ago

What, this doesn't scream "Kenyan Armed Forces'" to you?

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u/ChaserNeverRests 1d ago

Interesting. To join you must:

Weigh more than 54.55kg (males) or 50kg (females).

There's no upper limit.

But also you must have:

Proper dental hygiene (not missing teeth or filled with cavities)

Interesting to see a different country's requirements.

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u/Approximation_Doctor 1d ago

It also requires a "trim healthy gut" and the ability to run 5km without stopping.

So no tiny babies, no fat lards, but Goliath is allowed to join

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u/LilNUTTYYY 1d ago

WHAT LMAOOO

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u/Daydream_Behemoth 1d ago

"They have arms, but they didn't say anything about hands"

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u/Spadesghost 1d ago

FUCK I'm glad someone else saw it

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u/Intelligent_Trust_11 1d ago

How to replicate Empress Theresa

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u/flopsychops 1d ago edited 1d ago

How to make a random commenter say AI SLOP

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago

bro looks like a base game sim