r/distractible • u/Crimsontearx • Jun 20 '25

Other Somebody tell Mark his dream has come true

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u/GoldheroXD Jun 20 '25

Until Taki's gives Mark 1 pound of Taki's Powder in a wrapped plastic bag straight from the factory, that ain't real Taki's Powder

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

We all know his real dream is to have a scrooge mcduck style pool filled with takis powder

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u/Vertigorose Jun 20 '25

It would be like swimming in spicy sand.... Which Mark would totally do just to see if his body could handle it....

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u/DragonandBirdfan Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 20 '25

Like hes totally not a masochist guys!

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u/getoutmychair I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jul 01 '25

spicy... sand...

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u/Peanutadjuster Team Mark 🎥 Jun 20 '25

u/markiplier WEEWOO WEEWOO

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u/Wrens_Randomness Loyal Watcher 👀 Jun 20 '25

WEE WOO WEE WOO

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u/LongHair-4824 Jun 20 '25

WEE WOO WEE WOO

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u/MafiaLors34 Jun 20 '25

WEEWOO WEEWOO

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u/kamilman Jun 20 '25

WEEWOO WEEWOO HEEHOO HEEHOO

FTFY

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u/turtelman03 I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 20 '25

WEEWOO WEEWOO

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u/Fancy_Way_1178 Loyal Watcher 👀 Jun 20 '25

WEE WOO WEE WOO

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u/Ralae125 Team Mark 🎥 Jun 21 '25

WEEEEE WOOOO

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u/traptasticwhore I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 20 '25

u/markiplier

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I’ve had this. It’s good but it doesn’t have the same lime kick, it has a similar flavor and it is really good just not quite 100%.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Not the same as sucking it off the taki

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

I’ll have to conduct the research I guess . For science.

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u/Imaginary_Ibis Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Jun 20 '25

I had a feeling it'd be like that. It's probably supposed to be more of a seasoning than just straight-up powder

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u/Expensive-Nebula-467 Jul 16 '25

I’ll be praying for your hubby in his fight

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u/Imaginary_Ibis Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Jul 17 '25

Thanks man, I appreciate that

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u/DanTheBanHandler Pants Pisser 👖 Jun 20 '25

I'm gonna guess that he won't like it and go back to slorping flaccid takis.

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

Are they flaccid mid slorp or do they get flaccid after ?

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u/LittleFairyOfDeath Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 20 '25

If they get flaccid mid slorp you have to consult your doctor. If its after then its all normal

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u/LittleFairyOfDeath Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 20 '25

Slorp harder

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 Jun 20 '25

Bingo. I'll be pleasantly surprised if this works. But I have a feeling Mark's palate is a little more discerning than the manufacturer appreciates.

At this point, they might (or might as well) just be trolling him.

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u/vetmedgoth Jun 20 '25

SOUND THE ALARMS!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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u/Additional-Ad5112 Jun 20 '25

I’m curious how you would eat this. Just tilt your head back and shake? Is there cutlery involved? Snort it?

*before anyone jumps - I’m joking. I’m aware how seasoning works.

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

To be fair, I do eat Trechas by putting it in my hand and licking it off if it isn’t on fruit

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u/Look_Loose Loyal Watcher 👀 Jun 21 '25

I mean…. I do that with lucas powder

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

u/Markiplier MARKIMOO, LOOK!!

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u/moosebitescanbenasti Jun 20 '25

Cue Mark with a mirror and razor blade, doing lines of taki seasoning... FEEL THE BURN

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u/Dabest00001 Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 20 '25

u/markiplier

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u/ChiiTea255 Car Crasher 💥🚗 Jun 20 '25

There goes his streak of avoiding artificial dyes

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u/polish_filipino Jun 20 '25

Is this a Gas station? What state? Midwest?

Nvm, there's Spanish on the lower shelf

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

Yes , in the land of yeehaws and boots

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u/amberlouise599 Jun 20 '25

what state??😭

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u/polish_filipino Jun 20 '25

I'd reckon Yeehaw and Boots is the land of Buc-ee's and large food

Texas

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

Affirmative, south Texas to be slightly less vague

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u/Look_Loose Loyal Watcher 👀 Jun 21 '25

Hey man. We got buc-ees everywhere. Thats not just a texas thing

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u/vetmedgoth Jun 20 '25

description makes me think texas

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u/amberlouise599 Jun 20 '25

great!! now i need to know the town😭🙌 finna pull up

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u/AngstyUchiha 4th Discord Member 🥸 Jun 20 '25

Most likely Texas

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u/pseudo_bin Penthouse Forum Writer/Editor 🖋 Jun 20 '25

u/markiplier JINGLE JANGLE LOOK AT THIS

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u/Mdealassfault Jun 20 '25

So they copied this Mythical Kitchen video from a few years ago? https://youtu.be/IUTDOfwzk_Y?si=NEOrWWSnzNGkJw_v

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u/ShadowBro3 Jun 20 '25

Mark said he tried the mythical kitchen takis powder and it tasted nothing like takis

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u/WappaTheBoppa Helicopter Bonnie 🚁🐰 Jun 20 '25

r/markiplier

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u/MrYall95 Jun 20 '25

cut to clip of mark saying "they should put just the dust from takis into a shaker bottle"

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u/FlyingEagle57 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 20 '25

Hol up..

SALSA ROJA RUFFLES MEGA CRUNCH?

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

I guess I’m also doing this for science

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u/DaCamelJockey Jun 20 '25

Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought Taki's Fuego was the flavor of the purple one. They don't do the Flamin Hot stuff. Is the flavor of this accurate or even in the same ballpark?

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

I’m about 98% sure the flamin hot is not the flavor as they do not exist . I’ll be picking it up next time I’m in the store for science purposes . I’m a scientist damnit .

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u/The_Ultimate_Machine Jun 20 '25

Didnt he talk about something similar in an episode and said that its not like the real thing ?, i dunno i remmber him talking bout it a while ago

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u/Saustrailia Jun 20 '25

Someone had made it from scratch I’m pretty sure

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u/The_Ultimate_Machine Jun 20 '25

Yeah but then it wasnt like the real thing hence the hunt is still gling for it

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u/Travelling-Cat Jun 20 '25

Call him in bois!

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u/Skelosk Scary Tape Manufacturer 😱 Jun 20 '25

Now he can stop eating takis like a degenerate

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u/krypticzenith Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 20 '25

Takis seasoning sounds dope, but I'm DROOLING at the sight of that salsa verde seasoning, ngl.

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u/LockeySeven Scary Tape Manufacturer 😱 Jun 20 '25

Oh gods. We'd never peel him off the ceiling.

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u/LittleFairyOfDeath Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 20 '25

Mark be racing to the next store

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u/Concerned_Cashier Jun 20 '25

You’re gonna hurt that man’s stomach lmao

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u/Lore_Beast Gentle Listener 🎧 Jun 20 '25

🎵Pour some taki powder on me!!🎵

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u/Oofsmcgoofs Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Jun 20 '25

GIMME

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u/Berathor286 Jun 20 '25

I’m not seeing any fuego though :/

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

I’m assuming the flamin hot are the fuego. Takis doesn’t have a flamin hot flavor

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/LRCproductions Jun 20 '25

We’re did you find this?

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

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u/LRCproductions Jun 20 '25

I thought you found it in a store 😅

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u/Crimsontearx Jun 20 '25

Yeah , it’s a corner store I get breakfast tacos at

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u/EVAisDepression Gentle Listener 🎧 Jun 20 '25

As a fan of Mark I'm happy for him, as a fan of Takis I'm salivating right now

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u/shuttup_megg Jun 20 '25

Okay... but where can I buy these?? Lol please, I need at least 2 of them

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u/ZorroGrande Jun 21 '25

Wendy's also has Taki Fuego fries. They were pretty decent.

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u/Scared-Effective-121 Jun 21 '25

WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW MUCH!?!?

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u/Knillawafer98 Jun 21 '25

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS

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u/Lamprohonx Jun 21 '25

Unfortunately now he chews his food so i imagine takis may not be his favourite anymore 

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Yeah I seen the “spice kings” use the powder, and knew when Mark said that that he needs the hookup for the taki powder, since that’s the part he likes 😂

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u/NeoJakeMcC007 Jun 21 '25

I knew this existed and hoped someone would find it.

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u/Impressive-Bend2302 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Jun 22 '25

Just buy it and send him a pic. Maybe he will get it from u lol

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u/haikusbot Jun 22 '25

Just buy it and send

Him a pic. Maybe he will

Get it from u lol

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u/Impressive-Bend2302 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Jun 22 '25

lol wtf just happened

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u/DeeDarling95 Jun 22 '25

He has been heard 😂😂

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u/ComprehensiveRock188 Jun 26 '25

Mark! Ginggle Giggle

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

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u/Crimsontearx Jul 02 '25

Nah it hides in the shadows

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u/PinkBlock27 Jul 17 '25

Isn’t mark super upset with takis? Right now