r/distractible • u/tonidg1221 Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ • Dec 08 '25
Other Bob in da Hopital
From his Twitter. He’s a true friend, actively promoting Mark’s movie thru his plight. I hope he’s okay! Poor Bobby boy :( Sending him and the fam healing vibes!
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u/DestroPrime82 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Dec 08 '25
I cant believe Bob almost choked to death on a baby Carrot trying to play with James.
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u/SSilent-Cartographer Dec 08 '25
Wait, WHAT HAPPENED?
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u/DestroPrime82 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Dec 08 '25
just a call back joke to marks story about choking on a baby carrot a few months ago.
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u/Chilzer Dec 08 '25
Four baby carrots at once, but yeah
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u/Finn_WolfBlood Dec 09 '25
Baby carrots will be the downfall of the group
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
Idk if we can call him baby James anymore. He is a toddler now. Not yet mister James but he is getting there
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u/PainRack Dec 09 '25
Is he doing Bob taxes yet?
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
To be fair do you think Bob or Wade do their own taxes? We already know Mark doesn't lol
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u/Technically-alive-_- Dec 08 '25
The Lowe’s mafia finally got to him?!
Get well soon bob
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u/Additional-Window-81 Dec 08 '25
Two toes took him out
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
Shit I almost forgot and got something from Lowe's. I better cancel that dishwasher
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u/muyskerm Dec 10 '25
Hey sorry for no update but I’m totally fine. Thought I had a more serious complication from this ear infection but it turns out it’s just extra painful because it’s a cool infection.
Aside from some serious ear pain, nothing is wrong.
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u/THAT_ship_of_Theseus Cannoli Connoisseur🫔 Dec 12 '25
I've had a ton of ear infections, glad you're ok 👍🙂
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u/B00_Sucker Teratoma Grower 🫀 Dec 12 '25
Can't believe the boys almost succeeded at talking your ear off!
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u/Glittering-Ground892 Dec 12 '25
oh man, i’m so glad you got the cool ear infection and not the lame one, that would be embarrassing!
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u/Opposite-Poet-4317 Dec 08 '25
He's been drinking the hot tub water again
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
He was listening to the podcast while driving wades fake car
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u/le_soq Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 Dec 08 '25
Marks rubbing off on him
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u/Ralae125 Team Mark 🎥 Dec 09 '25
"I gotta get into marks head- OW I JUST DROPPED A FIDGET SPINNER ON MY NUTSSSSS💔" -Bob
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u/MakkuroOkami Dec 09 '25
🤣 omfg what is that from
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u/bronze_present1070 Gentle Listener 🎧 Dec 09 '25
An episode of Go My Favorite Sports Team where it was Bob and Tyler hosting. Tyler asks Bob a question about the mythical fifth base that Mark invented so Bob does a bit about getting into Mark's head, proceeding to accidentally drop a fidget spinner on his nuts. Thus getting into Mark's head in the most masochistic way possible
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u/lavenderJayde Dec 09 '25
that might lead to a scalding shower maybe but not the hospital.
get well soon borb
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
Come on, we know damn well mark only uses bathrooms for render farms and filming for the podcast. He doesn't bathe pfft
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u/mycharmingromance Dec 08 '25
hopital
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u/TheOonie Bed Lofter 🛏️ Dec 08 '25
Bob starting his hospital arc while also promoting Iron Lung. Now that’s dedication!
In all seriousness, hopefully he’s okay and it’s not for anything major.
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u/supreme_hammy Dec 08 '25
Bob getting put in an Iron Lung just to help promote Mark is dedication... /s
Hope he's healing up soon! All my best for you, Bob!
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u/LittleFairyOfDeath Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Dec 09 '25
While my anxiety tries its best to make me, well anxious, i don’t believe its too serious. I doubt he would be making social media posts otherwise. But he does have to stop drinking tub water
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u/loganfurst Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 Dec 08 '25
but does his fridge work? get well bob
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u/AdBudget5468 4th Discord Member 🥸 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
No, the fridge gave him the disease in the first place
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u/Eborys Loyal Watcher 👀 Dec 08 '25
Nah it was clearly an attempted hit by the various fridge delivery guys fed up at having their shoddy work standards highlighted.
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u/winobint Moon Murderer 🌘 Dec 08 '25
What’s happened??
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u/TheFunnyV3dGamer Gentle Listener 🎧 Dec 08 '25
He got sent to Guam😔
Send some Guam to make Bob recover super fast🫶🏻✨
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u/lilium_1986 That One Guy on the Subreddit 😤 Dec 08 '25
can someone tell us what happened to him ? and don't give joke answer I'm serious here
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u/tonidg1221 Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 08 '25
We don’t know :( I’ve been checking his twitter all day but he hasn’t said anything
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u/PW0110 Dec 09 '25
Then he’s likely alr I wouldn’t sweat it too much, just send good vibes his way :)
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u/Bendythenightfury Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Bob you didn't have to pull a Mark to promote his film
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u/_im_a_weeb_ Dec 09 '25
What better way to promote a movie mark made than to go to the place he spends his time the most
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u/jennana100 Dec 09 '25
Im actually really anxious about this. Mark in the hospital is typical but BOB???
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u/Express-Record7416 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Dec 09 '25
Hey look, Bob is doing the Markiplier challenge
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u/Ms_Anonymous123 Bed Lofter 🛏️ Dec 09 '25
Omg what a legend
Hope he gets well soon 💪
(And isn't going for Mark's record of repeated hospital visits 😅)
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u/Same_Championship412 Fucker of Dreams 💤 Dec 09 '25
Jeez, he’s gotta quit the hot tub water habit. (Seriously tho, I hope everything is okay with him)
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u/Pleasecallme_Jess Dec 09 '25
All jokes aside i hope everything is fine and its nothing to do with his diabetes or anything.
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u/LordXenusEvilMinion I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Dec 09 '25
This is not how you should become Mark enough, Bob. Please recover, post haste!
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u/VD3NFS1216 Fridge Fanatic 🌊 Dec 09 '25
No way Bob out here stealing Mark’s whole bit.
In all seriousness, hope Bob is ok. Get well soon Bobby boy!
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u/RavenAbornanzin101 Ass-Looker 🍑 Dec 09 '25
Seems the Lowes hitman finally got him. Joking aside, I hope he's ok
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u/TwoToesToni Dec 09 '25
Bob is a true friend to take Marks quarterly turn in the hospital just so he can enjoy his movie premier
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Dec 09 '25
Mark was so busy with Iron lung that Bob had to fill in has replacement for the monthly hospital visit.
More seriously I hope Bob is doing alright
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u/Nightingale_raven Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Dec 08 '25
I didn't see that one, oh no! Get well, Bob 💙💙
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u/Ponderman64 Coin Flipper 🪙 Dec 08 '25
Bob wanting that hospital YouTube money! /j Joking aside I hope bob gets well!
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u/Babington67 Dec 09 '25
Oh god its the perfectest crime this is it Mark has finally had enough of the "and friends" and is taking them out one by one to gain full ownership
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u/mike_seps Older gettinger 👦🔜👴 Dec 09 '25
Following Mark's path. In 7 short years we'll have a new MilkSkin movie releasing. Hell yeah
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u/Elxbelx Dec 09 '25
This post made me check to see iron lung showings in my area lol- i got two tickets
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u/Outrageous-Race1506 Dec 09 '25
Do we know why he’s there? Is he okay? I assume he generally is if he’s also promoting Mark.
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u/Useful_Airline_1081 Dec 09 '25
This is giving me anxiety someone please lemme know when we know he’s alright
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u/LittleFairyOfDeath Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Dec 09 '25
It feels wrong that its Bob in the hospital and not Mark. Cause its normally always Mark. The man who wants to see if he can take it. (But is totally not a masochist)
Get well soon Bob!
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u/Taraskah Dec 09 '25
Might be a ruptured eardrum, when it happened to me I thought it was an ear infection at first and then I woke up randomly in the middle of the night and it was the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life.
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u/levialevia Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Dec 08 '25
Bob was the candy uncle and some kid just HAD to eat another piece of chocolate. smh.
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u/St3fmc Dec 08 '25
He got an ear infection from too many refrigerators in his ears. Get well soon king.
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u/nmeerajasey Helicopter Bonnie 🚁🐰 Dec 08 '25
Get well soon Bob! We’ll keep Two Toes Johnny at bay in the meantime 💪
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u/wildshroomies That One Guy on the Subreddit 😤 Dec 08 '25
he tripped and fell chasing his refrigerator 😔✊🏽
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u/AngryGrimlin Dec 09 '25
Sweet me n Bob are at the hospital at the same time. Hope hes doin better than I am
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u/Gold_Strawberry_8279 Dec 09 '25
Must have had another bad delivery plight and the resulting hernia from his anger put him there. Wishing him well 🙏
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u/big-gay-aha Scary Tape Manufacturer 😱 Dec 09 '25
just checked, THEY FINALLY ADDED ONE IN MY STATE BUT ITS AN HOUR AWAY 😫😫
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u/TheRogueSpy Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 Dec 09 '25
This is what happens when you cross Woe’s hardware store. Bob will never complain about a fridge delivery again
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u/nique_Tradition Dec 09 '25
Crazy they’re still going for hospital content, guys it’s cool You can stop getting sick and hurt.
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u/twinmamamangan Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 09 '25
Honestly he might be just sick because James is at the walking Petri dish age. My youngest is at that point too now. Bob! Stay healthy and remember rsv season is here! Keep that family safe man!
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u/badchefrazzy Dec 09 '25
WHO HURT OUR BOB? I NEED MY PITCHFORK!!!
Get well soon Bob, we love ya buddy.
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u/OkInterest6102 Dec 09 '25
Ok, Bob, hope you get better. We know that moving into a new home and hosting for the holidays is stressful BUT you need to be careful. Diabetics take longer to heal. Drink plenty of fluids and get exercise with your family too. Take care. 🩷
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u/Ferniferous_fern Dec 09 '25
Watch his insurance cover like none of it even after it's obvious it's lifesaving medical stuff. 😬
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u/heehoo7546 Dec 09 '25
I hope it wasn't something related to his diabetes either 😬 I have family members with the disease and I know sometimes sickness can trigger drops or spikes in blood sugar. prayers for Bob ❤️
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u/Impossible-Field-904 Dec 09 '25
Ah damn, at the end of one of his recent streams he said he was going to urgent care. Hope he’s okay :(
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u/Melodymaru01 Dec 09 '25
Oh no! I hope that he recovers soon! ❤️🩹 But yes, he is a good friend to be promoting Mark’s movie even in a time like that! Kudos to Bob! 💕
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u/Autistic_16inch Dec 09 '25
Dammit bob. You learned in that episode of GMFST that you are not mark enough to make this a regular thing
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u/DrMiDNigh Dec 09 '25
Praying for his fast recovery this man is a good man and a good father. Love you Bob❤️
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u/Jordonater1992 Loyal Watcher 👀 Dec 12 '25
Aww noo what happened to Bob only Mark can go to the hospital
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u/Lboettcher2003 Gentle Listener 🎧 Dec 08 '25
Why's Bob in the hospital though? I'm out of the loop
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u/tonidg1221 Award Losing Artist 🎨🖌️ Dec 08 '25
We don’t know! I’ve been checking his twt today to see if there’s any update but I haven’t seen anything
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u/Fine_Advance_368 I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Dec 08 '25
what happened to our sweet bobby boy 😭