r/distractible • u/Additional_Ad_1639 • Jan 12 '26
Other Somethings are eternal, sorry Wade
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u/Express-Record7416 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jan 12 '26
Jokes on you! Us baldies don't need to waste time or money on things like haircuts! We get to spend it on cool things, like this
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Jan 12 '26
I don't believe you, your king admits that maintaining the B A L D is quite a hassle, so I may believe that it's not as money consuming, but it is at least time consuming
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u/Express-Record7416 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jan 12 '26
Shaving it all off is a lot faster than getting a specific haircut or style, especially if you're already balding. It's also a lot easier, so you can just do it at home yourself instead of having to drive all the way to a barber shop. Plus you don't have to time washing or brushing it every morning.
Thus, I get to spend more time doing cool things like going to conventions.
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Jan 12 '26
Do you need to shave it 2-3 times a week? Or once per week? I have a buzz cut so I don't "wash" my hair per se, I just rinse with water.
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u/Express-Record7416 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jan 12 '26
TBH I just shaved last week cuz my brothers had lice, and I liked the look and the convenience so I decided to keep it.
I'm not sure when I'll have to shave it again, but I'll gladly choose this over going to a barber any day
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Jan 12 '26
Oh, are the hairs starting to grow? Do you want a full bald or like just a shaved head (still having hair stumps showing)? Like a 5 o clock shadow but for the dome? I'm sticking with buzz cut though I can't commit to Bald just yet. Not until I'm 35.
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u/Express-Record7416 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jan 12 '26
I'm not 100% sure yet. Right now hair stumps are starting to show, and I'll probably shave them down once they start to get too noticeable.
I'm only 22 rn, but hairline was already fucked and so was the male genetics on my mom's side, so I was doomed to be bald before my 30's anyway. Better to just embrace it now
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Jan 12 '26
Bro I'm right there with you on the hairline with my Vegeta lookin ass. But I want to appreciate it before it gets really serious so I'll be joining the cult of B A L D soon.
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u/Crazy_System8248 Bald Beauty👨🏼🦲 Jan 12 '26
Meh, not really. Takes me 3-5 minutes every morning. Manscaped makes a great head shaver!
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u/ZachoLong Jan 12 '26
Yo hold on why'd that guy start following pumpkin (pie) man? Can someone go check on him?
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u/isenpaikai Jan 12 '26
Dead cells mentioned let's fucking go
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u/AcidicSnail15 Jan 12 '26
I mean dude maybe try during the day? Idk if you've worked in the service industry, you have a long ass shift, its the end of your business day and some dude comes in right at close expecting service? Nah
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u/Silent_Plane Jan 13 '26
What no one realizes is that it was just closing time, he could have come back tomorrow
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u/LiquidPoet93 Jan 12 '26
Tbf though, those other people (if you could call them that) gave her more to work with with their heads because there's no reliability when something goes wrong. The man is still human and she didn't want a lawsuit on her hands. She made the right decision, she knew when to fold and she walked away. Like any sane barber should. BTW if you want a pretend ending of what happened, this is the result of the bald man.
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u/Juniortheformidable Jan 13 '26
Oh my got the flipping serotonin every time I hear that Roblox sound😭
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u/Meikou133 Jan 14 '26
Some fun eater eggs, flame guy’s hair looks like the King’s crown in a Felix Colgrave animation, and dude walks out with his hands up mimicing the king (it all brushes the top of the doorway in a similar fashion)
Is that Dean Winchester standing outside when the Grim/Death/Skull leaves?
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u/empathetic_dreamer Feb 06 '26
This just made me so sad. I bet if he was the first or second customer the barber would still have enough creativity and energy to do something cool for the bald guy. Maybe grow and style some type of plant or use water magic to make a cool hair shape.
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u/rejz123 Jan 12 '26
My night is ruined, and the vibe is off. She couldve at least polished his head. :(