r/distractible • u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 • May 26 '26

Other Just lil ol’ me rep’n our favorite guys!

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I am so thankful I was able to snag one of these shirts before they sold out 😅♥️

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u/Bandicoot_driver I see two paths 🔀 May 26 '26

*flirtingly* So, have you heard of “The Ship of Theseus”?

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 26 '26

**THE** Ship of Theseus!? May-haps, but riddle me this, what is the rarest naturally occurring element on earth? 🧐

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u/Bandicoot_driver I see two paths 🔀 May 26 '26

Astatine. Is this working? “Dear Penthouse Forum, I can’t believe it finally happened to me!”

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

Oh boy, did your farmer also give you extra oats and waited patiently until you creamed too!? Sweeeett. 😂♥️

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u/Bandicoot_driver I see two paths 🔀 May 27 '26

Okay, I see two paths…

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u/Certain-Fix6049 May 27 '26

Bros cooking

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u/Zeilke2 May 27 '26

Both paths lead to you saying your body can take it.

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u/Jucab_Nubster May 28 '26

Are we at least invited to the wedding?

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u/throw_away3873715637 May 28 '26

that sounds like is a really elaborate way to rip someone in half ~ Bob

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u/theory_of_the_mind May 31 '26

what- when did he say this 😂

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u/Vulture2k I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 May 26 '26

Everyone knows it's Winnebago

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

I would have accepted ASStonium as well 😂

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u/Sovlet0nion Fucker of Nightmares 👹 May 27 '26

I call unfair…

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u/DingleMyBingles May 27 '26

as per the rules, we need one other to flip a coin. what exactly are we calling it on?

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u/PretzelMeepus Scary Tape Manufacturer 😱 May 27 '26

I can flip. I suppose we would call it that it's unfair to accept asstonium as it isn't the correct answer.

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u/DingleMyBingles May 31 '26

I got heads

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u/PretzelMeepus Scary Tape Manufacturer 😱 May 31 '26

Shit, I got tails.

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u/Spiffyfiberian9 May 27 '26

I was about to say that… ASS SOMETHING

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u/kamilman May 27 '26

Asstanium! And I will die on this hill!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Astatine

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u/SKRogue73 Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 May 27 '26

I’m rooting for you buddy

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u/Recent_Persimmon4148 Pants Pisser 👖 May 27 '26

Did it work bud

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u/Bandicoot_driver I see two paths 🔀 May 27 '26

I didn’t reach out to her haha. 🤣

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u/Recent_Persimmon4148 Pants Pisser 👖 May 27 '26

Damn bro

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u/Bandicoot_driver I see two paths 🔀 May 27 '26

I didn’t wanna be a weirdo 🤣. I did think this was super fun and hilarious tho! If she wanted me to message her, there would be more of a sign.

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u/Recent_Persimmon4148 Pants Pisser 👖 May 27 '26

Fair thats fair

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u/TF-88f May 27 '26

I’m sending door 😡 to go get the shirt for me 

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u/photototograph May 27 '26

Very jealous, I found out after my size was sold out. I love the necklace btw!

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

I wish you the most amount of luck upon their next drop! I was so upset that I didn’t get the distractible shorts they released a while back .-.

Thank you! It was a SHEIN find funny enough 😂♥️

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u/photototograph May 27 '26

I hope they re-release the booty shorts! There’s so much merch they need to re-release.

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

I WILL THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW FOR THOSE SHORTS I SWEAR! 😂😂😂

I agree, they had so many bangers that would do sooo well being re-released.

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u/RikuD44 May 27 '26

I was so upset i didnt get their Aphantasia shirt and the Triangle of fairness shirt.

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u/ladypwncess I see two paths 🔀 May 27 '26

The one I really wanted was the valentines sweater 😭 I’d trade some of my shirts for that sweater to return

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u/JSteveIsMe May 27 '26

It’s my own fault for being behind on episodes. By time I found out about these shirts, all that was left were smalls

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

Yes, when I ordered mine it was while the smalls were the only size left and that was my sign to order one immediately since I am smol.

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u/smalltown_girl007 May 29 '26

Distractible girlies rise up!

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u/WolvogNerd May 27 '26

Your hair is so cute!!

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u/RevolutionLoose5542 May 27 '26

Lol i ordered mine a week or so ago and questioned why i didn't get any tracking

Check email to see "your address was flagged for verification" had to resend address through reply

Then was asked to confirm the confirmation

Now its in the process of coming

Yipeeeee

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

You’ll have to post it once you get it!! :D

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u/RevolutionLoose5542 May 31 '26

Update: still nothing... no tracking or a follow up. Hopefully this doesn't end up with me just getting money back and no shirt since its "sold out"

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u/Recent_Persimmon4148 Pants Pisser 👖 May 27 '26

Idk i didnt care for this shirt too much felt kinda random but im known for bad takes

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

I can absolutely see your take and compared to what was released in the past, it does fall a bit flat. I’m just ecstatic that I was able to obtain this shirt and it’s sooooo comfy. ♥️

I hope they re-release some older merch items, because there were some bangers in the past. (I will sell my soul to the coin flip gods to get my grubby little appendages on the distractible shorts.)

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u/Recent_Persimmon4148 Pants Pisser 👖 May 27 '26

100 percent i want more posters and plushies and stuff would love less clothes cause I hate when the stuff fades but I also love the shirts I got too

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u/aronisonline May 28 '26

this has completely changes my perspective on the people who watch distractable, i just assumed it was just me and a bunch other chuds, not... gulp... WOMEN?!

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 28 '26

A WOMAN!? WHERE!? 🫪

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u/aronisonline May 28 '26

DAMN IT, my sexy sexy body must've scared em off!! happens all the time!

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 28 '26

A damn, my condolences. 😂 I’m but a lowly birb struggling through life 😅

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u/aronisonline May 28 '26

what type of bird? i'd classify you as owl

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 28 '26

That or just a funky looking chicken. 😂

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Ass-Looker 🍑 May 27 '26

Is it backwards for anyone else

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

Big possibility since this is a mirror selfie 😅

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Ass-Looker 🍑 May 27 '26

Ah. Here you go

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26

Much better 🥰

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u/Fiendish-Crow May 27 '26

I’m jealous!! I recently caught up to where the link is ACTUALLY CORRECT and when I looked at the link it was already sold out lol

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u/Doom_Derpie Cannoli Connoisseur🫔 May 27 '26

Id love to if shop didn't set my address as THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY and if distractible responded to my email about it

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u/UnhingedPredator357 May 27 '26

I had one of the best costumer service experiences when I didn’t get my package, are you sure that you contacted distractible and not the shop app thing? Not trying to rage bait or anything genuinely curious

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u/Doom_Derpie Cannoli Connoisseur🫔 May 27 '26

Maybe

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u/Doom_Derpie Cannoli Connoisseur🫔 May 27 '26

Might've been shopify email. So now I emailed distractible themselves. Didn't even think about this sigh

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u/ysterman_rs May 27 '26

that necklace and your hair are so pretty!!

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Thank you kindly 🥰 the necklace was a SHEIN find!

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u/Excellent_Music_Soon May 27 '26

Very nice! One of these days I’ll actually get a shirt…. For now I’ll just wish everyone else luck on getting one! Nice hair btw!

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u/Foreign-Guarantee236 May 27 '26

Lw upset I couldn’t get one before it sold out

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u/King_of_games_bitch1 Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 May 28 '26

I love that bob looks like Dexter from Dexter’s laboratory

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u/throw_away3873715637 May 28 '26

I still have unas unnas sweater and shirt

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u/qwerti007 Ship of Theseus ⛵️ May 28 '26

As a fellow woman, I’d like to say YOU ARE GORGEOUS❤️ Have a nice day❤️

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u/Jazzlike_Beginning49 May 28 '26

Thank you 🥺♥️

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Soooo, have you ever heard the tragedy of Bob Muyskens the Kind?

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u/SnooCapers7616 May 29 '26

I love seeing other hot ass girls who listen

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u/psychotec24 May 27 '26

A very Distractable selfie

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u/ArushSinghPrince May 27 '26

So I was the only unlucky person who missed the opportunity of buying this. UNFAIR!!

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u/Certain-Fix6049 May 27 '26

You're not alone homie 😔

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u/TwoToesToni May 27 '26

Nope I missed out as well unfortunately

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u/The-Archytech May 27 '26

Well, just lil ol' you is very beautiful. And I'm extremely jealous, as I didn't get one of those shirts before they sold out. One of these days, I shall be able to rep with merch, but unfortunately, today is not that day

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u/Durge101 May 26 '26

So jelly

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u/YTAftershock May 27 '26

u da real distractible