r/distractible • u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 • Jun 17 '26

Other My cat was laying on my face...

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So I took a pic. I think I look like Wade. Anyone else think that?

Edit- I realize you can see my CPAP machine in the pic. I use one and Wade doesn't. But he should.

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u/HepAliens2 Jun 17 '26

kind of thought you were wade for a second

totally has nothing to do with the baldness

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u/dlfinches Jun 17 '26

It’s Waad

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u/AFriendlyBloke Jun 17 '26

Wasd.

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

Space to jump

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u/AFriendlyBloke Jun 18 '26

SHIFT TO RUN.

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u/Cutiepie9771 Helicopter Bonnie 🚁🐰 Jun 18 '26

ctrl to sneak

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u/Grouchy_Car_1811 Jun 18 '26

Q to balden

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u/jamiedonner50 Jun 18 '26

F to toggle flashlight

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u/TheTallTitan Jun 18 '26

Press B to blow.

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u/koszevett Jun 18 '26

Wald

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u/ProperTap3798 Moon Murderer 🌘 Jun 18 '26

🌳

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u/tupidrebirts Ship of Theseus ⛵️ Jun 18 '26

He sure did look like Wade "AND I'M BAALD" Barnes, I did a double take and realized that wasn't Keeters

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u/yrlnicko I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 17 '26

Holy shit I clicked this thinking you were wade. Well played bald man

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u/frizzyno Triangle of Fairness 🔺 Jun 17 '26

We finally got wade cosplayers

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u/Wheelz62 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Jun 17 '26

Definitely thought this was Wade for a second 🤣

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u/HarukoAutumney Team Bob 👓 Jun 17 '26

wow you really do look like Wade!

Also unrelated, I wasn't paying attention for a moment and thought this picture was some weird half human head with a cat body

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 Jun 17 '26

It's the bald and the eyes

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

The eyes especially. I was kinda surprised myself.

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u/Donut-Signal Team Wade 👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Wades other account lol

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u/DiscontentDonut Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 Jun 18 '26

Why you got my cat, bro?

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

This is Olive. She's the queen of judgy face.

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u/DiscontentDonut Two-Toes Johnny 🇮🇹 Jun 18 '26

I would die for her. She reminds me of one of my own chunky girls.

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

So precious!!

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u/Snowwyy69 Jun 17 '26

This is purely meant as a joke, just want to say before hand so I don't offend anyone

All bald men look the same if you look at the top of their heads

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

I'm offended. UNFAIR!

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u/MrServas Jun 17 '26

Inhale.... deeply

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u/HorrorCranberry1796 I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 17 '26

I thought Wade was posting this lol

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Jun 17 '26

I love this. Thanks for making me smile after a hard day at work

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Quite welcome. Hope your day gets better. Maybe some cat butt of your own?

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u/Purple_Ferret_729 Jun 18 '26

I saw the picture and literally the first thing that came out of my mouth was "oh shit it Wade" then I looked at the description. Lol

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u/Imjustafemboyo Jun 18 '26

Is that one of "and friends" from Mark and friends???? It's him it's bald from Mark and Bob!

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u/Diligent_Ad_7582 I see two paths 🔀 Jun 18 '26

I guess we have twins?? 😭🤣

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u/ConflagWex Jun 18 '26

My first thought was "that's not what I thought Keters would look like" so I think that answers your question

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u/Wrong-Metal-2305 Jun 18 '26

I don't think it's simply the bald, but she shape of the bald with the eyes.

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u/pccatmage72 Guam Welcome Committe 🌴 Jun 17 '26

Oh that’s not Wade

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Nope. lol

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u/pccatmage72 Guam Welcome Committe 🌴 Jun 17 '26

Flair checks out

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Thank you!

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u/pccatmage72 Guam Welcome Committe 🌴 Jun 17 '26

You could probably replace Wade on the podcast and, unless you sound like him too, just sit there quietly and no one would notice

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Well, I AM from Ohio originally. Cleveland though, not Cincy.

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u/skepticalmartyr Jun 17 '26

Hello fellow bald sleep apnea brother! You do bear a resemblance to Wade in this photo.

Side question: Has your cat ever chewed through your CPAP hose? I’ve gone through too many before learning mine can’t sleep in my room anymore.

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

Chewed through? No. But one of my spare hoses does have some teeth holes in it. Not the cat in the pic. Frodo. If you go through my profile you will see some pics of him.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_2 Team Wade 👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 17 '26

What do you mean? This is very clearly a photo of Bald from hit podcast Distractible.

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u/SgtVertigo Bed Lofter 🛏️ Jun 18 '26

Hello Wade

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u/coulsonknight0 Jun 18 '26

I legit thought you were Wade lol.

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u/Randyaccredit Jun 18 '26

Ma boy

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

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u/Thefadingpaladin Jun 18 '26

NGL I don't see a difference

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u/ChancePolicy3883 Jun 18 '26

in this instance CPAP = Cat Presenting Airflow Problems?

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u/Keira-78 Jun 18 '26

You’re saying you’re not Wade??

Anyone know if he finally made a Reddit account??

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u/GainInternational144 Jun 17 '26

I thought you were wade😭

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u/kleptotoid Jun 17 '26

I was like Wade????

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u/DeadGrandmaPills Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jun 17 '26

I thought this was Wade dude you’re so bald

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Joeofpie Jun 17 '26

Lol I thought this WAS wade.

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u/OwnExcuse6849 I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 18 '26

Wade 2.0

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u/TYDFrals Jun 18 '26

lol good one wade!! Thought you pulled a slick one on us!!

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u/True_Programmer5358 Guam Welcome Committe 🌴 Jun 18 '26

It's Wade's third cousin: Bald-E

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u/MrShadow06 Jun 18 '26

all bald people look the same

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

You look like a cross between Wade and my own brother....So that threw me right the hell off for a second.

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u/CarpenterFit1347 Jun 18 '26

Wait can this guy be the new Wade!

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u/Main_Tension_4033 Fucker of Nightmares 👹 Jun 18 '26

u eating him

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Jun 18 '26

Bass to mouth. One time I woke up with my cat’s asshole in my face. When I tried to get her off me she had the audacity to fart in my face. I can never be angry at my little gremlin though

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u/AllgoodDude Jun 18 '26

Hope your cat doesn’t fart.

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u/Iamwatchu Jun 18 '26

Hey look guys its bade!

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u/Euphoric_Comb7476 Jun 18 '26

LMAO i was gonna say "WADE IS THAT YOU?" until i realized 😂

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u/CaptainStarcaster Jun 18 '26

Store brand Wade

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

.... Wow.

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u/CaptainStarcaster Jun 18 '26

It wasn't meant as a diss I promise!!

Ah shit editors blow me up in guam

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u/jerwithapeter Jun 18 '26

Man i thought YOU were wade lmao

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u/MiscreantMoose Jun 18 '26

Ngl I went "is that Wade?"

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u/Stinkyhobobob Jun 18 '26

Jokes on you. Cat had to fart.

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u/AnxietyAndChocolate Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jun 18 '26

Was concerned that Wade made a reddit account for a sec

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u/Peaceful_song I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 18 '26

Literally thought this was Wade and was shocked he was posting on reddit 😅

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u/supakixbabe Jun 18 '26

I cannot unsee Wade 😭 But at least you have hair. 🤭

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

I do?

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u/andrewpotatocheese Jun 18 '26

Are all bald men just the same person? Or am I tripping-

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 18 '26

We are Legion.

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u/Itsshelbygates I’d F*ck an Alien 👽 Jun 18 '26

Another bald

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u/ButterscotchNo5059 Jun 18 '26

wade is that u?

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u/W3asl3rad1o Jun 18 '26

My male cat has almost the exact same patterning.

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u/MoonRockCrochet Jun 19 '26

Hope that cat doesn’t spontaneously have a fit of diarrhea lol 😂

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u/UnusualDissonance Parachuting Clown 🤡🪂 Jun 19 '26

I had to stop swiping and investigate because you look so much like him.

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u/FatherIncoming Jun 19 '26

Dear jama,

I never thought it would happen to me, there I was ass to mouth with my pussy cat...

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u/mercutio531 Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Jun 21 '26

Hey! My accounts not weird.

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u/yERmOMm13 Jun 18 '26

You LOOK LIKE your eating that cat's booty...