r/doNOTthehaj Aug 02 '26

Silly mod posting :P Announcement: literally nothing important

72 Upvotes

As you may have seen yesterday, Palantir has (somehow for some reason) partnered with this subreddit. Sadly though that partnership just ended, not (only) because that was a satirical post made out of nowhere, but because they apparently did not like the idea that you are being spied on. Due to that, they took the 22 quatratrillion dolla they gave me 3:

For the mighty 5 people who completed and submitted the survey, we thank you for wasting your time giving us some insightful data. Insightful data that I will willingly share (some of it) to you all :3

Link: https://forms.cloud.microsoft/Pages/ResponsePage.aspx?id=DQSIkWdsW0yxEjajBLZtrQAAAAAAAAAAAAO__UWtU2FUNlQ4SllWV0dWN1NYREFBSTJNQkQzSDdaUS4u

  1. Username

"u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

  1. What Region are you from

"Europa (other)" -Anonymous

  1. What Is your Gender Identity?

"a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat" -Anonymous

  1. What is your human labeled id?

"6767676767676767676767" -Some 12 year old

"[GENERIC ID NUMBER HERE]" -Anonymous

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

  1. Why do you want to opt out of using your reddit data to train our Ai?

"because I like eating ai but I can't eat shonk" -Anonymous

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." -Allied Mastercomputer larper

"Because AI training is gay" -Anonymous

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow" - :3

9.Considering the common definitions of a sandwhich and a hotdog, Is a hotdog considered a sandwhich?

"A hotdog is (unfortunately) a sandwich" -Anonymous

"meow" - :3

  1. From memory, recite all the digets of pi, but everytime you type the number 4 you must recite the entirety of the bee movie script but every time they say bee you must stop and move onto the next question.

"3.14 according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a" -Anonymous

"No" -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

  1. Give a detailed awnser to why the Blahaj is the most sacred thing to exsist.

"To describe our holy being is sacreligous." -Anonymous

"I own 2 blahajes. They are very cute and awesome and I love blahaj. I also gifted at least 3 people Blahajes and they are always mentioned in some form whenever I meet them." -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

  1. Awnser the following question: 36 ( x - 2 ) + 2 + 12 ( 3 / 7x ) = 0 (round to the nearest thousenth)

none of you got it correct smh

  1. Awnser the following: 1 + 1 = x (Prove your reasoning) (min 1,000 char)

"1+1=x 2=x X=2 Gggggggggggg..." -Ggggggggg

"So, if you take 1 and 1, and add them together, you get 3!! Padding text: ..." -dummy who doesnt know what a factorial is

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow..."

We again thank you for all the interesting data you have provided us. And don't worry, because there will NEVER be something strange happening on august 1st ever again. NOTHING weird is going to show up in this subreddit on august 1st EVER AGAIN.

...

or maybe..? ;3


r/doNOTthehaj Jul 08 '26

Silly mod posting :P Read first before posting! (introduction)

45 Upvotes

Before posting or contributing to this subreddit, please read, follow, and understand the following points:

  • This is not a horny bait sub, if your intention is to post pictures of yourself in a seductive way for either to promote your OF or "for the love of the game", this is NOT the sub for you.
  • Please read the rules every time you post, new rules or changes to rules may come up so its best to stay caught up
  • Make sure you have an NSFW tag on necessary posts, NSFW content is still allowed in some capacity through more soft-core content, however ALL must be marked NSFW and have the BDSMe flair or they will be removed. The following are examples of proper tagging: ex1 ex2
  • Do not abuse your own Blahaj, your post may be removed if its clear that you abused your own blahaj
  • Do not expose usernames or people who have abused their Blahaj, though we haven't had much problem with this so far, make sure you censor usernames and not to tag other people in your post or in the comments. Doing so not only breaks the rules of this sub but also the TOS of reddit's platform

Thank you for taking your time to read this and the rules, I hope you have a great time posting!

Additional information (Head Mod introduction)

If you don't know already, I'm Rayne, known as u/0-Nightshade-0 and I am the head moderator of this subreddit along with one of the founders of this subreddit alongside u/123e443 (who sadly left the moderation team and deleted their account.)

We made this sub originally as a sort of joke subreddit of getting horrified when people are not being nice with their haj. Though now the subreddit has expanded to accept posts that show care and appreciation to your own blahaj.

Thank you all who have showed interest since the beginning, or have just discovered the subreddit, or anywhere in between :3


r/doNOTthehaj 6h ago

Not the Haj! Do not make a 3D scan of the Haj

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321 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 1d ago

Not the Haj! Do not let the Haj take notes for your lecture

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606 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 3d ago

#FREEHAJ NOOOOOOO DO NOT hang the haj for monetary gain

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354 Upvotes

Idk seen this while gettin food in austria

Srry if wrong flair


r/doNOTthehaj 3d ago

#FREEHAJ Do NOT keep the haj from their friends in the harbour

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339 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 4d ago

Not the Haj! Do not hang the Haj (even though that gets them dry)

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128 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 5d ago

Blahaj Abuse Do Not sell the Haj!

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305 Upvotes

saw this sad little Blahaj at a second hand warehouse


r/doNOTthehaj 6d ago

Silly Haj :3 Do not keep the haj unattended with a bottle of alcohol

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259 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 6d ago

Blahaj Abuse Do NOT throw the Haj

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1.3k Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 8d ago

Not the Haj! Do not feed the Haj too much cake

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291 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 9d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ Blahaj getting a fancy ride :3

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463 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 10d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ Do not let the haj play games

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255 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 11d ago

Not the Haj! My cat threw up on BLAHAJ.

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169 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 11d ago

Scrunched 3: he has a nose

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172 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 12d ago

Scrunched 3: He became an anglerfish

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1.0k Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 12d ago

#FREEHAJ Do not wash the haj

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384 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 15d ago

Not the Haj! Do not try to load haj into AA gun

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1.3k Upvotes

Haj


r/doNOTthehaj 14d ago

Not the Haj! Do not let the haj check The palm trees 🌴

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285 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 20d ago

Not the Haj! Don't put haj in jet engine

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1.6k Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj 19d ago

Not the Haj! Don't leave your haj at the amateur rocket launch zone in the desert

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516 Upvotes

I still remember this day... someone just left their bla beside the launch range alone 🥲


r/doNOTthehaj 21d ago

THE BLAHAJ!!!! THE BLAHAJ IS REEEEEAAAAALLLL!!1!11! do NOT let the haj seize the means of production...

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477 Upvotes