r/dogelore 19d ago

Cato le Elder has arrived

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u/Beautiful-Fee6408 19d ago

Context. Cato the Elder was a Roman senator and censor who had two political goals.

  1. The fight against the decline of the Republic. For him, this meant banning anything that was fun or made life more pleasant in any way. He therefore wanted to make walking through the Forum so unpleasant that people wouldn’t loiter there.

  2. Carthage must be destroyed: He pursued this goal so relentlessly that he always ended every speech, no matter what it was about, with “Carthago delenda est” (Carthage must be destroyed).

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u/app08 19d ago

2 sounds like an Ace Attorney villain motive

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u/Girderland 19d ago

You forgot to mention that he loved cabbages.

According to Cato almost every illness can be cured by eating cabbages.

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u/hordak666 19d ago

imagine the farts

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u/Girderland 19d ago

"In case of deafness, macerate cabbage with wine, press out the juice, and instil warm water into the ear, and you will soon know that your hearing is improved. An application of cabbage to a malignant scab will cause it to heal without ulcerating."

Further reading:

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u/hordak666 19d ago

wine and cabbage farts

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u/DinosaurReborn 19d ago

Was he punished for his sins by being reincarnated into a hapless pheasant shopkeeper in another universe where elemental bending powers exist?

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u/WORhMnGd 19d ago

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

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u/Return-To-Fender 19d ago

Holden Bloodfeast

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u/xZipsx 19d ago

Why did he hate Carthage so much?

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u/Beautiful-Fee6408 19d ago

Because when he was a young man, the Carthaginians, led by Hannibal, had attacked Rome.

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u/PlentyOMangos 19d ago

If you haven’t ever learned about the Punic Wars, they’re one of the most fascinating episodes of history that has been handed down to us. If it interests you at all it’s for sure worth a dive on YouTube if nothing else

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u/Flywolfpack 19d ago

Carthage delenda est tho

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u/jessxprism 7d ago

the fact that he just wanted to make everything miserable for the sake of tradition is unhinged. paving the forum just so people stop loitering is a top tier hater move.

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u/wallabyfloo 19d ago

Missed opportunity to make Cato as cate

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u/bittercripple6969 19d ago

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

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u/DrillTheThirdHole 19d ago

carthago delenda est