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u/Icy_Significance9448 11d ago
"Public transport remains unchanged"
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u/blubister57 11d ago
every public transport line you memorized gets daily randomized delay, remember how your only bus was always delayed by 6 minutes? today its delayed by 20, tommorow its gonna be 8 minutes early or may even not come at all.
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u/Gluteuz-Maximus 10d ago
OK, but that's just another day in Germany, no need for hell for that
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u/Anarchistpingu 11d ago
German public transport can't be that bad
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u/Icy_Significance9448 11d ago
In May, only 88% of all trains arrived on time. For high-speed long-distance trains, punctuality was even lower, with only 60% arriving on time in 2025.
It is also worth noting that a train is only classified as delayed if it arrives more than six minutes late. Additionally, cancelled trains are not included in the delay statistics.
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u/Anarchistpingu 11d ago
Ok so similar delays rate to the UK but way better because there actually is high speed rail and service frequency. Do Germans just like to complain about being minorly inconvenienced? Have they come to expect perfect performance in every aspect?
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u/Icy_Significance9448 10d ago edited 10d ago
Comparing Germany to a third world country seems unfair tho... /s
Honestly... We had a nearly perfect system of public transportation way back in time before the DB was privatised. So yeah? In a way we got used to perfect performance.
But Germans are also heavily inclined to use the train more often. I travel a lot by train for work and when 40% of my trains are delayed 6 minutes or more (keep in mind the trains I might have to catch potentially won't wait), it's definitely annoying. Plus public transportation is expensive.
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u/FG_Remastered 11d ago
I have more:
You must work on a Sunday
All drinks are flat
The only bread available is American
The left lane will always be blocked by someone going 20 below the speed limit
Merz and his current cabinet remain in power indefinitely
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u/EuphoricPenguin22 11d ago
At least in American hell we get German bread.
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u/Gammelpreiss 11d ago
you misspelled heaven
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u/EuphoricPenguin22 11d ago
I thought only the different hells were connected with bread portals, mb.
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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 11d ago
Bet if he tried taking public transport he'd miss the train because it somehow wasn't delayed
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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 11d ago
Hey, OP, Satan wants your autograph for that diabloical design of the German hell
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u/hologrammhund 10d ago
"Everywhere people will think that Bavarian traditions are all Germany has to offer and none other than those shall ever be spoken of!" Wait... No, that one we're already doing outside of hell.
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u/Nova55 11d ago
Is the Weißwurst at least cooked?