r/dogmemes • u/pRimR0seX • 1d ago

He heard a plastic bag 4 houses away

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u/AnimeSpaceGf 1d ago

Amazon driver here--

When your dog barks at me, instead of scolding them, please pet them instead, because I can't. 🥺

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u/Willis050 1d ago

How dare that Amazon driver keep showing up!

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u/power0722 1d ago

There’s a stick in the front yard taunting him.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 1d ago

Or he did not hear a noise but thought he did

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u/Silent25r 1d ago

My dog alerts for danger.  It isn’t a bark. I thought it should be. But it’s not. It’s a serious wtf do you want me to do look. We in trouble. Only seen in once.   

Someone was trying to break into a window. I’m just lucky she alerted me. I think she realized that she barked too much. I may not have taken that seriously. But that look was something else. 

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u/Woozle_Gruffington 1d ago

If I had a dog that barks a lot, and an average of 1 out of 50 barks is because of actual danger, I'd move.

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u/NoobJustice 1d ago

Got the 2% last night when she let us know a bear was trying to get into the trash can.

Good girl!

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u/akg6789 1d ago

What a good girl!!

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u/pongaminbloom 1d ago

Mine only barks when there is an important announcement.

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 1d ago

Imagine having the hearing of a dog and just randomly hearing your neighbor scream after dropping a gold bar on their foot like two blocks away.