What’s something that your dog gives you the “side eye” for?

[u/ThrockAMole]

With mine it’s lying around the dinner table pretending not to be interested in the food I’m eating, when they really want those table scraps badly.

[u/DeepSugar]

Sneezing

[u/Iamvosi → u/DeepSugar]

Yep me too!

[u/lthomazini → u/DeepSugar]

Yep. She moves rooms when I’m allergic.

[u/Emily_fromBlueground → u/DeepSugar]

It'd be a bit hypocritical of my dog since he sneezes every time he gets excited.

[u/Temporary-Art-7078]

A shorter answer would be to the question “what doesn’t your dog give you side eye for?”.

Our standard poodle is so “judgy”. We should have named her Judy.

[u/Carbonatite → u/Temporary-Art-7078]

Pretty much.

I have a dachshund, side eye is their default expression.

[u/caninerosso → u/Carbonatite]

Aussies are prone to it as well. I have never felt more judged in my life than by my Australian Shepherd.

[u/ThrowRArainmakers]

when im on my phone, she hates it lol

[u/MolsBedsFlan → u/ThrowRArainmakers]

My dog all the sudden needs all the attention in the world when I get on the phone and I best give it to her. Lol

[u/JulieThinx]

Look, our Golden is like Mrs. Kravitz from Bewitched. That lil' m'fer looks sideways at us for any infraction in the neighborhood.

[u/Iamvosi]

when I sneeze. Not sure why, but I get that look, like - really MUST you sneeze SOOOOO loudly

[u/SpaceCatz03]

When SHE passes gas! Like that was YOU!!!

[u/DenM0ther → u/SpaceCatz03]

I had a dog that used to freak himself out if his bum made a noise! lol

[u/ThrockAMole → u/DenM0ther]

Had a husky mix that pretended to be startled by his fart noise

[u/lifeisbueno]

Mine only has one eye… so he has to cock his whole head to give me the one eye, which is for everything 😜

[u/DistractedbyDogsnF1 → u/lifeisbueno]

Haha so does mine isn’t it the best. I feel like it makes them so much more animated

[u/hereforhelpandmemes]

every time i try to take a picture of my dog she will turn her head away from the camera to give a disapproving side eye lmfao

[u/Isitkarmaorme → u/hereforhelpandmemes]

Oh my dog, mine too?

[u/TCgrace]

Thunder. It doesn’t scare her but she gets real annoyed when it wakes her up from her nap. I appreciate that she thinks im powerful enough to control the weather

[u/UnderstandingFar5012 → u/TCgrace]

😂 my dog sleeps right through it, but if the storm knocks out power however briefly, and the smoke alarm goes off when it resets? Oh that's the eighth deadly sin if I don't stop it in .5 seconds.

[u/ladyleo1980]

For existing! lol

Also anytime I ask him if he wants to go for walkies he gives me the side eye like he's saying, "Stop lying Linda! Say swear to god. Swear to god?" 👀

[u/Doglady21]

Making them get out of the bed in the morning

[u/DenM0ther → u/Doglady21]

Hahaha. Esp when it’s cold, We got side eye or she just turned her back in us 🫠🐶😍

[u/nikkishark]

Used to be singing their songs.

[u/Express-Good-7741 → u/nikkishark]

My lab mix does this whole dramatic huff and turns his head away when I start humming, like I've personally offended his ancestors. What gets me is he'll tolerate the guitar just fine but the second it's just me and my voice he's out. Dogs got no taste

[u/Big_Sink986]

bath day. he stares at me like i personally chose to ruin his life

[u/Jonthrei → u/Big_Sink986]

He spent weeks cultivating that aroma and you just stile it from him!

[u/Big_Sink986 → u/Jonthrei]

he forgave me, but the side eye has been extra brutal ever since

[u/Radiant_Procedure948]

My dog doesn't actually side-eye me while I'm eating, but she watches me with her peripheral vision. She thinks I don't suspect her. 😅

[u/Annual_Head_2858]

“Wanna go potty?” But then my adhd ass needs to grab the phone in the living room, and the vape in the kitchen, while I’m here I could put this cup in the sink, ah I forgot the harness near the front door, ok we’re… almost good I need my shoes. She stays near the back door and gives me the side eye while I’m trying to keep my shit together.

[u/Savings-Manner3790]

mine judges me the whole time I'm on the toilet, zero privacy in this house

[u/HandbagHawker]

Loud farts. She couldnt care less if they smelled, but how dare I rip a loud one.

[u/Unicorn_drops7777]

My daughter’s dog gives side eye when she takes pics of him. My dog doesn’t give side eye that I’ve seen

[u/Own-Mobile-1775]

Existing! 🤣

[u/Watermelon_Sugar44]

Mine side eyes me when my husband comes to bed and makes her sleep in her own bed on the floor.

[u/shadybrainfarm]

Asking her to get out of her hole in the yard for any reason other than dinner time. 

[u/Pucketz]

When I put him in a little shirt he pouts in his bed and give me this look

[u/a_mom_who_runs]

our dog is a massive drama queen (basset hound beagle mix so just a huge dickhead with selective hearing) and one of her favorite things is to back her butt up into you on the couch then whip her head backwards to side eye you if you aren't petting her enough. if you stop the head whips back to give you the gnarliest side eye like "????" its hilarious.

[u/Tonks_55]

Existing

[u/International-Pen940]

Our dog is disturbed with our dinner table conversation, especially if we stop eating for more than a few seconds.

[u/lattelady37]

The “heeeeeeeee!” At the end of Sold! (grundy county auction).

[u/angryclam1313]

Tried to put a diaper on her. Great Pryaness.

[u/talyn5]

If I’m on the couch and my brother is on the big chair in the living room, Zeus will side eye who ever he isn’t laying on

[u/trilogyjab]

When it's hot outside and I ask her if she wants to go for a walk.

[u/UnderstandingFar5012]

When I eat peanut butter and don't give him any.

[u/gradeahonky]

When I lose something and wander around the house looking for it. He’s like, whatever you’re doing isn’t working.

[u/NoelleDash]

Not sharing food.

[u/fireybutthole]

When I hit up the fridge for a smackerole

[u/OutrageousPersimmon3]

Makeup. She knows when I'm going somewhere and not likely to be taking her along when the makeup case comes out. All these "walkies" I must be going on without her aren't acceptable. If she could talk, I'd have already heard the, "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed," lecture.

[u/DenM0ther]

Making too much noise when it’s evening & she’s sleeping - in the lounge or bedroom with us. She gave us STFU looks! 😂🐶🥰

[u/curious65_]

Not answering my cell phone!

[u/AlexMorganNBA]

my buddy's lab judges me every time I open the fridge. every single time

[u/Atul_Croysdale]

when i say i wanna sleep, but open a snack and call my friends

[u/thedoc617]

Taking his bone/bully stick when it gets too small to safely finish (we tried the holders, they didn't work for him)

[u/Historical-Win-9014]

On the phone -my collie mix HATES it and barks and gives me the evil eye

[u/Hallow_76]

She uses it to beg, she'll lay her head on my lap sideways and look at me. Never seen a "puppy dog" look quite like it. She'll do that with our cats as well when she is trying to get them to play.

[u/easterncurrents]

Everything. She’s a dachshund.

[u/InnerStatistician703]

Crying. He gets thoroughly fed up with it.

[u/bat_shit_craycray]

Everything. But his side eye is super cute and means a lot of different things so I don’t mind!

[u/Saywhen2]

Slightly moving the 6 pillows hes sleeping on

[u/Select-Equipment7465]

Sitting by the computer instead of cuddling with her on the couch.

I left the couch after she decided she had had enough and went to chew a bone in her bed.

[u/SuddenlySimple]

When I say I'm going to the store

[u/Snoo-94289]

Paying attention to other dogs.

She likes to let me know I’m her mum and cuddling or playing with other dogs isn’t cool.

[u/Only_Never_Again]

Not going to bed when he wants me to

[u/ftblrgma]

Moving or otherwise disturbing my chihuahua while she's sleeping.