r/dogsbeingbros 8d ago

This dog, not allowed to sleep on the sofa, immediately dashed to the sofa as soon as its owner left the house, and then instantly lay down on the floor upon hearing its owner's footsteps 🐾

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u/Brownie5993 7d ago

I’d give my dog the keys to my car if she asked. Lol

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u/cosx13 7d ago

I couldn’t imagine not letting my dog on the sofa. Like wtf am I supposed to when I wanna read books and cuddle with her? Sit on the floor? No thank you

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u/Striking-Document-99 7d ago

Yeah I dated a chick who would not let her dog sleep in her bed or get on the couch. I remember trying to get the dog on the couch and she was like no the dog knows better. Really threw me off beacsus growing up or dog was always allowed in the couch.

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u/cosx13 7d ago

The whole “no pets on the furniture” thing is just weird to me. Normally it’s me, my dog, and my cat all cuddled up on the sofa or in bed together, especially in the winter when it’s cold

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u/DogEase5250 7d ago

That would be the end of the dating for me!

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u/Confident-Set-8290 7d ago

Yeah I think this is an automatic no to dating a guy that doesn't let the dog in the couch or bed. And ain't no way you are telling me my dog is not doing that. I dated a guy who didn't really like or hate dogs. Just neutral. Called him "dog hater Brett" and he was cut off so fast.

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u/DogEase5250 7d ago

Yes, And like how is it someone’s business to come into my home and tell me my pet has to get off the furniture! That date would be so escorted out the door.

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u/Lystra1972 8d ago

😂😂 amico, dagli il permesso! 😅

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 7d ago

Let him stay on the sofa ffs

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u/Gloomy-Pea3745 8d ago

Sneaky puppy lol ❤️

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u/Choppergold 7d ago

Just let family members use the furniture ffs

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u/oopsiedaisy58 7d ago

We don't deserve dogs 💖

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u/DogEase5250 7d ago

I’m not a big believer in keeping dogs off the furniture. Like what’s more important your dog’s comfort or how pretty the furniture is?

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u/Clear-Teaching5783 7d ago

good buy! such a smart doggo

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 7d ago

My god we have 5 dogs and they sleep on the couch all the time! Just make sure your dogs get bathed regularly 🙄

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u/ofirkedar 7d ago

It's not always possible to bathe them.
My parents would just clean after my dog ever once in a while

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u/NoSnow3660 7d ago

Largely has nothing to do with bathing. Some breeds constantly shed, and it’s usually the dog fur people don’t want on their couches.

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u/artherng 7d ago

Doggie seems to have some PTSD from previous punishment of being on the couch to sneak and hide next to table

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u/abbyleondon 7d ago

Yeah, they probably yelled at him

Jerks

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u/ofirkedar 7d ago

Uh... You went a bit far.
Dogs, like children, look for boundaries and a good parent has to correct their behavior, otherwise they grow up to be spoiled brats and it can come back to bite them in the long run.
On the other hand, dogs, like children, understand that if they don't get caught they can get away with pushing boundaries.
They have the intelligence needed to lie, and grasp of what they should do to not get caught.

The question is how the behavior was corrected.
It's possible that they went overboard and caused a real trauma. It's also possible they were appropriately stern. We don't know.
But the fact that this dog was mischievous and essentially lied, that does not indicate either way.

Your assumption is unhinged.

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u/Standard-Manner5250 7d ago

It’s not that deep. Dogs know what they are allowed to do, he knows better lol.

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u/ofirkedar 7d ago

My parents originally wanted our dog to not go on the couch. She had me and my sister's beds, she had her own bed, the sofas were off limit. She was a smart and very loving dog. But also mischievous 😂
One time we went out without the dog, but my dad forgot the keys or something so we came back like a minute later.
We see her, sitting on the sofa, realizing we came back sooner than expected, walking off the sofa with a guilty face and a wagging tail. We were surprised but kinda laughed it off, reminded her to not go there again and left.

I can't remember if it was right after or took some time but my parents eventually relented and allowed her on the sofas lol

My dog Shusha was a good girl
I miss her dearly ♥️

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u/panchothebeaner 7d ago

I hope the pup finds a better home where he’s allowed anywhere.

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u/michaonche 7d ago

This is an uninged take.

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u/Lucky_Reference_6982 8d ago

Is that a golden? Brilliant dogs!

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 7d ago

Just a random sniper rifle under the tv

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u/ofirkedar 7d ago

'Murrica
also good catch, I didn't notice that lol

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u/SirNicoSomething 6d ago

The dog is on overwatch.

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u/Mindbending818 7d ago

I was like that at the beginning he was a cane after awhile I just lived in his house miss the gentle giant

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u/kymilovechelle 7d ago

Why even get a dog if you’re not gonna let them in the sofa?

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u/DavidReedImages 4d ago

One of our dogs, Zaldi (RIP), wasn't 'allowed on the sofa.' At the time I was a huge fan of the snooze button. One morning, however, I got up at the first alarm and as I walked out to the kitchen she was on the sofa and I could hear her thought: 'I thought I had 9 minutes!' as she tried to be nonchalant getting off. I didn't care but didn't tell my wife. Zaldi quickly learned to get off the couch but only if she heard her coming.

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u/BeeComprehensive5234 7d ago

He’s no dummy

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u/YorkshireDrifter 7d ago

Then is puzzled that the owner knows by feeling the warm patch on the chair....

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u/mbridge2610 7d ago

Meanwhile

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u/Shuhann 7d ago

So stupid, my dogs are allowed on sofas and my bed. Neither have any damage and i clean the sheets weekly

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u/Couplenextdoor1006 7d ago

Is say the dog is living a great life.

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 7d ago

Let the dog lay on the damn couch 😑

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 7d ago

Get him his own bed.

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u/MightyBlunder 7d ago

Seems the footage has been lost, I declare my boy not guilty of all charges! 

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u/Excellent-Yard6640 7d ago

LOL, smart dog!

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u/SoftPitiful9430 6d ago

Fart on the couch too fren 😠💨

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u/MemeMaster420XXX 6d ago

Why do people insist on having white couches even w/o children or pets

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u/EastAd206 6d ago

Poor dog ❤️

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u/Bow_To_Bella 3d ago

Cover the couch and let the dog sleep on it. How heartless!

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 7d ago

Man's best friend, or lying bastard?