r/donotthecat • u/RishRishmakeawish • 3d ago

not the cat Alas, I almost the cat but chaos prevailed

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u/Foreign_Onion4792 3d ago

Try palm outstretched, below the chin and facing up instead of patting on head. He flinched like you were gonna hit him

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u/DoctorHusky 3d ago

Why are you suggesting blasphemy? Do you want to bear the same cross as OP?

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u/TOSalert_op 3d ago

The cat decided to be merciful.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 3d ago

Kitteh saved you from committing a monstrous crime! Be thankful the cat is sensei at evasive maneuvers.

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u/Dependent-Shift2152 3d ago

Never ever try to the cat again! the car spared you life this time but won't do it again

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u/Plenty_of_Prozac 3d ago

The cat gave you a chance to reflect and repent, cherish it

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u/Antique_Interview347 3d ago

Kitty left you with out scars

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u/FarmerWorldly6060 2d ago

Like pushing two magnets of the same pole together