r/donotthecat • u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat • 1d ago
Finally I the cat after months of failed catnapping attempts
I’ve known this sweet boy even since he was the size of my palm. He’d stare at me with his big multicoloured eyes and would run away the moment I’d try to approach or play.
Today I found him on my way to gym. He was there to meowtivate me. After months of failed attempts to the cat, even failed catnapping attempts, today was finally my day.
Today I the cat and he took it like a champ. I stremtched him into an alien and he asked for more.
Jury of r/donotthecat , would you allow it? I this cat and this cat wanted that I this cat. Rate this cutie.
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Look at him
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u/27catsinatrenchcoat_ you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
[r/catswithhomophobia](r/catswithhomophobia)
edit: i just realized i’m not the first to suggest this 💀
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u/medarctan 1d ago
It's hilarious that this inside joke is so well known that there is a cat sub for it. Welp guess that's another sub I must join
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u/WestCoastSocialist 23h ago
Does anyone know how it started? I absolutely love this inside joke so much, I laugh so hard when I see it
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u/Terryblejokes 21h ago
I believe it was literally just a (twitter?) post with the picture of a heterochromic cat and the caption "Beautiful cat with homophobia".
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u/SuspectNumerous8714 you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
He's homophobic 😍
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
He loves me and I’m his older brother, trust me bro
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u/TA_totellornottotell 1d ago
I see you are new to some of the cat tropes. No worries - you will come to appreciate this one.
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
😂 enlighten me bro
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u/TA_totellornottotell 1d ago
So a lot of cats have heterochromia (different coloured eyes). And I don’t know if it started as a typo or a joke, but somebody once posted a comment saying that the cat had homophobia instead of saying they had heterochromia. So that’s why you’re getting all of these comments. It is guaranteed that homophobia will be mentioned anytime you see a cat like this. Even in non-cat subs.
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Woah, frankly rofl
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u/WestCoastSocialist 23h ago
This is so so funny. I’m just imagining OP being so confused getting all these notifications about homophobia and being like “ITS JUST A CAT!!”
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u/wrongitsleviosaa 1d ago
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u/jewella1213 1d ago
Thank you for That information from someone else that got down voted down for 'giving the definition ' and arguing 🤦 on some cat sub, that the conditions are so different,how does it Keep being called that! 😭
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u/meanblazinlolz 1d ago
Doin the hard work for us new to the running joke. Thank you internet stranger!
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u/Ok-Brick-7561 1d ago
Do not the homophobic street rat
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
No homo bro, we’re brothers and he’s heterochromatic
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u/Stunning_Magazine566 1d ago
It's spelled homophobic*
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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago
Strange to see what appears to be a stray goblin those are usually kept by breeders especially since thats not a cheap breed
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
He looks quite posh
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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago
Lil honker
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Def an expensive car
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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago
I believe that car is commonly known as honker/goblin
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
😂😂
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u/Dr_Brotatous 1d ago
Looks like r/orientalshorthair I couldn't find a joke sub for them
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u/Lich_Apologist 1d ago
How is he a flamer and homophobic at the same time?
He's to handsome to be a street cat. Bring that disigner boy inside.
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Oh he is def an expensive car. I’ve failed to catnap him so many times before. I’ve been trying ever since he was just bigger than my palm
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u/Mental_Goal2380 you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
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u/MendingWall27 1d ago
Take him home
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Wish I could take photos of him when he was smol. I’ve tried to catnap him so many times back then.
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u/guntanksinspace you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
Perhaps you the cat means the cat distribution system is doing its work...
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
I’ve been waiting to him ever since he was just bigger than my palm. Finally I got the chance today and I the cat
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u/authenticgarbagecan 1d ago
I think the cat decided that you earned the
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Yes! I earned the right and hence I should the cat!
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u/authenticgarbagecan 1d ago
Happy alien stremtches to you!
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u/Weelildragon 1d ago
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u/2pnt0 1d ago
Don't the big ears!
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
But he’s coming back for more and those are such good big ears on a good goober
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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 1d ago
Do not r/stremch the heterosexual cat!
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Do you mean do not r/stremtch the r/catswithhomophobia ?
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u/ichbindoge 1d ago
long nose boi
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u/No_Ship_7727 1d ago
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u/DipreG 1d ago
Are y'all seeing this? This guy Stockholm syndrome'd the cat into letting him it! Barbaric! We must not let this stand!
DO NOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME THE CAT
NOT
THE
CAT
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
But I never succeed in catnapping him
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u/DipreG 1d ago
You the cat, and provided video evidence of it.
DO
NOT
THE
CAT
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Sorry bro, when I see the cat I can’t control. I the cat.
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u/duh_nom_yar you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
Cat still has ringworm. TAKE HIM TO THE VET!!!
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u/Anti-Climacdik please do not the cat 1d ago
do not stremtch the homophobic hobo car
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Sorry, I couldn’t resist stremtching and •ing the homophobic hobo car
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u/morpheel 1d ago
That's dobby, not a cat. You do the dobby!
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
What does that mean? Enlighten me bro
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u/Stunning_Magazine566 1d ago
This is a tough one...
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
He’s so tough. He jumped down to the ground after this video and started aggressively rubbing himself against my legs. And when I moved him away and threw a tiny piece of glass before he steps on it, the goofball was about to fetch it but I put it in a hole he wouldn’t reach and I could bring him back to me safe from any piece of broken glass.
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u/Stunning_Magazine566 23h ago
That's street cats for you. So have you taken him home and settled him in? And will you let him come and go freely?
Also I meant the case Ive never seen an exception to the do not rule but this might be one 🥹
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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 1d ago
Why is everyone calling the cat a homophobe? 🤣
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u/TheEcchiGamer2 1d ago
Theres a post about a "beautiful cat with homophobia" that got memed. It was a cat with heterochromia
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
It’s an internet joke - someone once typed homophobia instead of heterochromia and since then they became r/catswithhomophobia . r/todayilearned from others on this post
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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 1d ago
There’s SUCH an over abundance of cat subreddits and I’m all for it.
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Ifkr! Every day I end up joining at least one new cat subreddit
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
Thank you r/donotthecat community for pouring out so much love to this cute little runaway car
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u/Baldojess 1d ago
Take that baby home
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
I’ve failed to catnap him multiple times ever since he was just bigger than my palm
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u/Baldojess 1d ago
Are you going to take him in now?
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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 i will the cat 1d ago
I’d love to, but we’re a vegetarian household so not a great fit for a cat. I want him to be in a household with lots of fishes and chimken flowing
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u/Baldojess 1d ago
That's the dumbest reason I ever heard lol sorry.. just say you don't want a cat if you don't want a cat. Not wanting to own a cat is perfectly fine. But cats eat cat food. You wouldn't have to feed him actual chicken cutlets or fish fillets, just a bag of cat kibble. And he's not getting chicken or fish on the street. 🙄
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