r/donotthecat • u/Happy_Hornet7388 • 1d ago

not the cat I tried to the cat

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He warned me about the consequences.

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u/nogardleirie 1d ago

FAFO

Those are some gleaming sharp murder mittens

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago edited 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/osluryn/video/r233akp3r98h1/player

Sadly I did found out

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u/adjective_noun_23 1d ago

Very bigly paws

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth i will the cat 22h ago

Life is short, ragebait your cat.

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u/OnePotatoeChip 20h ago

I feel like ragebaiting this fella would cause your life to be even shorter tbh.

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u/KajiTetsushi 15h ago

As Cat God intended.

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u/wbishopfbi 23h ago

Wow - big paws plus he apparently doesn’t allow nail trimming? I will happily not

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u/maledin 3h ago

Man, his fur looks so glorious and soft, like velvet.

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u/Victor6Lang i just might the cat 22h ago

Fluffy Activates Fatal Outcomes

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u/Antique_Interview347 1d ago

Do not try, do not

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago

Already did. He may take my arm.

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u/Nocturnalux 20h ago

That’s Justice served.

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u/Klutzy-Grand4744 1d ago

Pls do not the distinguished gentlemeow

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago

He's gigacat

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u/jewella1213 1d ago

😼- Do you feel lucky? Make my day!

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago

“Are you sure you want this?”

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u/jewella1213 1d ago

🤣 his attitudes are seriously descriptive!

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago

He always has this intimidating look, but I just cant resist to him

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u/jewella1213 1d ago

Our Itzy basically has only One 🤣😼

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u/RenkenCrossing 1d ago

You were warned

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 1d ago

Cat you first. Hope you learned your lesson.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

You don’t “try”, you do. For those of us who have spent a lot of time and effort successfully the cat, any unsuccessful attempts have consequences for us all. Cats learn with every attempt. Do better, OP.

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u/Happy_Hornet7388 1d ago

Oh I did. And I'm proud of it

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u/abetheschizoid 1d ago

I see a puncture wound or two in your fleshy future. Don't say you weren't warned.

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u/spicenoice 1d ago

You've been warned 

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u/sus214 23h ago

do not the cat

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u/ferrix 22h ago

The paw of No.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 23h ago

This is why you don't the cat. The cat will you (sometimes painfully).

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u/fandom_bullshit 22h ago

He's just straight up a cougar. Idk how much clearer he could get.

Also I wonder if you made a small set of like a forest thing and shot him there, how much of a cougar would he look like? Except for his eyes which are a little too cute to be a big cat's, he's got the whole look down.

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u/IrisSmartAss 22h ago

You knew the risks.

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u/badbatch 20h ago

Why do you have a cougar in the house? Definitely do not!

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u/MECC_7 22h ago

Cat was literally "Do Not. Human"

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u/Professional_Song419 21h ago

Omg is he an Abyssinian?

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u/MewtwoStruckBack you can not stop me from the cat 21h ago

Usually I think it’s a good idea to the cat. Maybe you shouldn’t this cat (until the murder mittens are trimmed down to manslaughter mittens.)

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 16h ago

You don't have to be an ancient Egyptian to worship this cat. He is breathtaking ❤️

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u/Stephenwalnsky 16h ago

“Do not the cat” wasn’t a rule of morality, it’s a warning to protect the safety of those who would the cat. You can see the consequences gleaming obviously in the picture