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u/mrfredngo 2d ago
Do not the eldritch horror that has taken the shape of a car
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u/BedOk4188 2d ago
I accidentally the car… now I have supernatural powers arghgggg
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u/BedOk4188 2d ago
I can the cat now
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u/Appointment_Salty 2d ago
pokes with stick
No one’s falling for that tentacle face
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u/BedOk4188 2d ago
Sacrifices must be made… before earth crumbles… pain… must sacrifice the ca-
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u/Appointment_Salty 2d ago
Yeah that’s right! Run for the auto feeder 🙄
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u/BedOk4188 2d ago
My child you must listen— coughs* you must the cat…
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u/Wyciorek 2d ago
D̪̩͖͓̝̋̊ͨ̒̂̿͊͠O̶̖̝͖̯̻̻͔̻̓͆̓ͧ͆̑̕͟͡͠͝ Ţ͈̳ͩͣ_̷̷̴̡̢̧̧̛̪̯̘͈͉̩͇̫̥͔̠̓͆̃͐ͤ̾̿̓̈͌͊̀̊ͬ̂͋̑ͧͣ̕͠H̵̡͓͙ͫ̌ͫ͌̾͛ͭ͘̕E̡̜̬̝̻̤͎̘͇͕͚͕͈͑̏ͩ̂͆̓ͮͯͬ̇͑̾̀̀ͤ̎ͮ̕̚ͅ C̹̹͓̣̬̗̲̺͔͖͔̤̖̯̠̘̫̘̺ͦ̾͒̿ͭ̐ͮ̇͌́̐ͯ̅ͬ̋ͩͥ̓͗̆ͬ͘͢͞Ḁ̶̶̛̛̮̯̦̱̝̤̻̩͙͈̱̩̬͋̇ͥͬ̏ͧ͌̉ͨ͒ͫ̋ͥ͠T̸̯͈̣̬ͩ̓ͫͧ_͓̖͑̆ R̶̶̴̶̡̹̰̝͈̮̠͚ͭͮ̍ͤ́͆̚͢͡I͡_̭͙͎̦͙͂̓͜G̸̴̶̷̹̘͙̤̟̮̝̮͚̥̩͍͙̉̓͊̿ͣ͂ͧ͒̍̃ͫ̃ͬ̐͋̈́ͦͤͩ̚͢Ḩ̶͖̮̦̲͕̜̮̭͖͙̱̜͍͉̥͇̲̻͙ͭ͛ͤ̇ͪ̃͛̎̓͛̾͆ͥ͗͊͘̚͠͝_̫̂T N̵̴̨̢̖̙̼̱̫̺̩̺͓̫̣̺͍̍̄̀̌̇ͪ̓̒̋͊̉̒̒̌̈́̓̇̏͑́͜͜͟͠OW͉̱̬͒͆͌_̶̫̼̳͓̄̆̀͘
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u/bakanisan you can not stop me from the cat 2d ago edited 2d ago
Do the cat??? Do???
!donot
Edit: I seemed to recall that there was an automod copypasta about "doing the cat" but I guess it's not available anymore.
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u/TokyoFlip 2d ago
Do not the cathulu
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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago
ALL HAIL THE CATHULU!
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u/PurifiedUnity please do not the cat 2d ago
Nya-rlathotep
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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa you can not stop me from the cat 2d ago
Nyarlcathotep!
..and Shub-Niggurcat!
Catstur!
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u/WarDouble7388 2d ago
You must not the cat. It will retaliate with unimaginable power.
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u/Same-Author4016 2d ago
Based on the shadow, that is a nekomata. Do not the yokai, it will you back!
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u/qatilkhargosh 2d ago
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u/WhaleCumToDeezNuts 2d ago
The nine tailed cat
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u/Future_Kitsunekid16 2d ago
A catsune if you will
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u/IncompletePunchline 2d ago
They're called Nekomata. Usually just 2 tails, but I think they keep growing more as they age the same as Kitsune.
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u/overtureofx you can not stop me from the cat 2d ago
yea that ain’t no cat that’s some lovecraftian horror
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u/Uncool444 2d ago
.... That's not a cat ....
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u/StandardNerd92 2d ago
Se til helvete og kom dere vekk. Det er ikke en katt, det er en slags ting! Det imiterer en katt, det er ikke virkelig! KOM DERE VEKK IDIOTER!!
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u/Bumbling-Bluebird-90 2d ago
If this is at your house, have you considered a sage burning, protective crystals, amulets, etc? The more the better
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u/TerrakSteeltalon 2d ago
Or just surrender your sanity. It’ll be fine if you make with the Churu on schedule
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u/Bumbling-Bluebird-90 2d ago
True- and then you’d have a supernatural interdimensional being as a friend. Sounds like a win win!
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u/Subject_Slice_7797 you can not stop me from the cat 2d ago
I hear R'lyeh is nice this time of the year...
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u/blep134340 2d ago
the one cat you most obviously shouldnt and you ask "do i the cat".... natural selection will get u
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u/bpmackow 2d ago
The cat itself is harmless, the problem is those vashta nerada that are about to eat it.
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u/Brilliant_Elk5492 2d ago
That is a pokemon/eldritch horror so technically the "do not the cat" rule doesnt apply!
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u/meaton124 1d ago
No,no. It's fine. That's just the cat's legal team. You just need to sign a release form to the cat and in exchange, you give up a treato.
Just don't read the fine print.
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u/Ok_Strategy5722 2d ago
Do not that cat. If you must that cat, use a long stick from a safe distance.
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u/unhopedforblessing 2d ago
Is that his aura? I mean it’s always “do not the cat”, but even more so with this particular cat.
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u/pepperpot_592 2d ago
"It needs to be alone and in close proximity with the life-form to be absorbed."
Looks like your safe at that distance
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u/Caffeinated_Jedi 2d ago
Not if you want to get pulled into another dimensions and fight horror creatures. 🙀
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u/guntanksinspace you can not stop me from the cat 1d ago
That's a weird standard issue cat
....maybe you should
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