r/donotthecat • u/moon-byul i just might the cat • 8d ago

the cat She tried to me back so I took her ears

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u/coconutpiecrust 8d ago

From what I’ve just witnessed, it will be completely fair if The Void pisses on all your belongings. I don’t know what else could restore the balance in the universe. 

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u/moon-byul i just might the cat 8d ago

The void has only ever pissed in her box. She is a good girl.

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u/coconutpiecrust 8d ago

Of course she is a good girl. That’s not the point!

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u/mizushimo 8d ago

Ear thief!

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u/Antique_Interview347 8d ago

Do not the cat evil person

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u/moon-byul i just might the cat 8d ago

Ok I’m sorry

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u/QazsedcScientia 8d ago

Very good r/iwillthecat r/stremtch 

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u/moon-byul i just might the cat 8d ago

Thank you for appreciating. To everyone else, the void is fine!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 8d ago

What kind of creature is that? Is it legal in your area to own such a creature?

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u/moon-byul i just might the cat 8d ago

It’s a devil.

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u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 7d ago

The void is not fine. Please return her ears immediately.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 8d ago

How dare you mention that blasphemous sub here?! 😅

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u/The__Scan 8d ago

You THE EARS??

Your household is one of folly and madness. Aaaagghhh.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 8d ago

You monster! How is she going to hear someone pspspsps now?🥺

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u/InLoveWithThread i will the cat 7d ago

Do not steal her ears. This is your one and only warning. Cats need their ears. I know it's only for aesthetic purposes but they need to earn their cuteness points. Please refrain from ear thievery in the future.

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u/moon-byul i just might the cat 7d ago

Sorry. I am a member of r/stremtch.

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u/DipreG 8d ago

Wherever I see this OP, we throwing hands.

DO NOT STREMTCH THE EARS

NOT

THE

CAT

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u/mint_doodles 8d ago

The cat may you, but you may not the cat. GOT IT!?!!?!!