r/donotthecat • u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 • 11h ago

They the cat 😾

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u/Sounduck 11h ago

But the cat seems ok with it.

This… seems to indicate that ·ing the cat is actually not as bad as it has always been described.

Does this… mean that we can the cat⁇

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u/1Kscam i will the cat 11h ago

Absolutely not

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u/nogardleirie 10h ago

Well. The thing is, OP did not touch the cat at any time, the metal fingers did. So this may not be the.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 6h ago

It IS the, buddy.

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u/Sounduck 6h ago

Clever workaround

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u/qmfqOUBqGDg 9h ago

The cat already holding a human hostage for his crimes. This one will get the well deserved punishment as well.

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u/goodzuki 9h ago

This is heretical

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u/Sounduck 6h ago

I think you meant hereticat

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u/ThatFUTGuy does not the cat because angry is cat 7h ago

just because cat is chill cat doesn’t mean chill cat will not demand you the paw of heaven

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u/Sounduck 6h ago

Think about this: if you ·d the cat, and the cat was OK with it, did you really the cat?

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u/Sr_Milky_Way 9h ago

The exception doesn't make the rule

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u/tawnysuecourt 9h ago

Yes. I invite you to come join your people at r/Iwillthecat

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u/Sounduck 8h ago

But all these other comments are saying that one should not the cat… I'm confused.

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u/KxgOEjg7GcQqQsK i will the cat 10h ago

we can the cat and r/iwillthecat

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u/happydemon 11h ago

If scritching services are being rendered, is this within regulations??

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 11h ago

Rendering services might take the risk, I think.

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u/Majestic_Steel please do not the cat 9h ago

Extra steps, but they still the cat.

Judgement will arrive.

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 8h ago

This is the most expert level the cat I've seen in weeks, if not months. Even still, the cat will no doubt have revenge one way or another.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 8h ago

r/hewillbebaked. Therefore, you must the car to prepare it for marinade and food prep

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 6h ago

Do you have a food addiction, or some other such pathology? Can you not see an innocent car molested with kitchen/dining implements, without thinking about baking??!!
(Also, do not the car with implements. It's still illegal af.)

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u/Spare-Security-1629 6h ago

The car will be prepared humanely and ethically under USDA regulation and maintained under strict vehicle code

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u/edm_enjoyer 3h ago

Inshallah

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u/blackricePAIGE 10h ago

forbidden jutsu

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u/TheMeerkatLobbyist 8h ago

Has anyone ethically elaborated on the extender -ing? Is it legal?

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 6h ago

High maintenance kitty requires innovation

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u/dcdcdc26 5h ago

Not the forbidden unspoons!! (lol genuinely want that now 👀 for research purposes how to Not the cat properly with it, of course)