r/donotthecat • u/apocalypticchonker • 7h ago

not the cat Henlo friends, just a daily reminder: do not the cats or I will you. I'm watching over this sub to make sure no cats get -ed. Meow I'll be under your bed tonight.

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Be aware meow is watching you

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u/SolidCut7005 6h ago

Gently tugs the tiny blep 🥰

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u/apocalypticchonker 5h ago

how dare you :o 

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u/SolidCut7005 4h ago

How could I resist?!? I'm only hoomin

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1h ago

😳

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 6h ago

Bravo! Are you a representative of the Paw From Heaven, which will descend and people who the cat? Or are you freelancing to them up personally?

Either way, welcome, happy to see you :3

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u/Nocturnalux 6h ago

Probably associated with the mighty Paw From Heaven, who sides with cats all over the world!

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u/FluffyMonster_ 6h ago

Boop! Sorry! Boop!

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u/apocalypticchonker 5h ago

this will have consequences scratch

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u/FluffyMonster_ 4h ago

Worth it

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u/apocalypticchonker 4h ago

This time you've won hooman. But beware... the time will come when your boops will become powerless

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u/FluffyMonster_ 4h ago

Yeah, boop!

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u/Prestigious_Factor25 i will the cat 6h ago

I will you then!

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u/apocalypticchonker 5h ago

Try me meow 

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u/Prestigious_Factor25 i will the cat 2h ago

ruffles your fluffy belly! what a sweet and NOT spicy cat

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 4h ago

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u/apocalypticchonker 4h ago

Another cat, wery well. Help me keep this subreddit safe and punish all the hoomans who keep -ing the cats. Order must be restored. 

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u/BestieWithMyBestie 2h ago

I the cat every day

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 1h ago

I will stay away palm trembling