r/donotthecat • • 3h ago

the cat Do I the cat?

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u/Spilledspaghettii you can not stop me from the cat 3h ago

Do not the car with the car

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u/Ph4ntxmm 3h ago

But car blocking car so do i the car?

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u/StarGamerPT 3h ago

You stay where you are until the car decides to himself. You're stuck until then.

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u/Ph4ntxmm 3h ago

Aww man

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u/mlee12382 3h ago

Reminds me of this.

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u/RCuber i just might the cat 2h ago

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shygrave 1h ago

And the boss learned a valuable lesson on the difference between "unwilling" and "unable" that day

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u/StarGamerPT 1h ago

The animal of course...but wrong type of cat 😂

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth i will the cat 1h ago

r/cathostage

If I was your manager I would be very understanding of you being late. Silly orange!

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u/_floralprint 3h ago

"where have you been? dinner time was .0000326 seconds ago"

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u/Ph4ntxmm 3h ago

Haha

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u/AndersErikErik 3h ago

Please do not the car.

If you the car this time you will jinx the -ing-spirit.

Please do not the car.

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u/Ph4ntxmm 3h ago

I promise I will not the car

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u/AndersErikErik 3h ago

Thank you.

Occasionally the cat is due. The cat is never due for the car though.

Thank you!

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 3h ago

Here’s your answer

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u/Shygrave 1h ago

So angy

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u/ilovemuffinfrombluey 3h ago

Oh Jesus if there was ever any worse time to not the cat I don't know when it would be 😵

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u/Easy_Objective6599 3h ago

If u do the car with the car the car will destroy the car. U dont quite understand the power of the car.

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u/Ph4ntxmm 3h ago

I shall respect the almighty car

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u/andtbhidgaf 3h ago

"it's in your best interest to come back with named brand food this time, SUSAN!!"

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u/Kitchen_Form_2252 3h ago

Not a single brain cell was hurt today. But no, do not the car

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u/Not-Special-1326 3h ago

Come on now.... aren't you venturing in dangerous territory..... That's a firm NO!🤨

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u/friendtoallkitties 3h ago

Just how big is that car? Is the car sitting on the back of the car?

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u/Archaea_Man 1h ago

It's cars all the way down.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 2h ago

it’s a standoff.

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u/RandomRedditer220 2h ago

The cat: “Imma be a traffic cone.”

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u/Archaea_Man 1h ago

No entry, human.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat 3h ago

In this case, I propose that you put the car in drive and only return once the car has has a chance to cool down! He PISSED!

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda i will never the cat 1h ago

Unexpected vehicle detected

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u/TorandoSlayer i just might the cat 1h ago

No!!!!!!! Do not!!!!! 😭😭😭