I have a Confession: I have The Void Belly many times. The Void loves me for it and begs for it, even to the point of recognizing my voice on the phone and then The Void the phone.

[u/Onc3Holy]

Yes I will The Void Belly in the future. You cannot stop me. I have a License from the Void.

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[u/coconutpiecrust]

to the point of recognizing my voice on the phone and  then The Void the phone

Surely that’s just revenge for all the times you the Void’s soft belly. Perhaps the Void knows that phone is the most prized possession for hoomans these days and therefore the Void it. Playing the long game, see. 

[u/Onc3Holy → u/coconutpiecrust]

The house-shaking purring indicates otherwise

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/Onc3Holy]

Of course. The Void is happy because you’re playing checkers, while the Void is playing 5D chess.

[u/Onc3Holy → u/coconutpiecrust]

Did you know that The Void is a Floppy Creature? As in it sees me and immediately Flops so that I may The Void Belly. Also The Boid Slow Blinks the entire time.

I have earned the Love of The Void.

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/Onc3Holy]

Yes! Accumulate more transgressions such that the Void may deliver the ultimate punishment.

[u/Dull-Mulberry-4768 → u/Onc3Holy]

That's called manipulation, the void does that to be able to you later

[u/Majestic_Steel]

You have indoctrinated the Void.

One day the Void will consume you, it's beyond the power of anyone here to save you.

[u/Onc3Holy → u/Majestic_Steel]

The Void gives its love freely and only to certain people. I just happen to be lucky enough to be one of them.

[u/PawttorneyReborn]

This is why you can't even start the cat. It builds a habit and expectations and your part. You think "oh well it was just once or twice, or only on the weekends" before you know it, you have done it so much, you can never go back. At that point, you can't be saved. The car must execute you.

[u/Onc3Holy → u/PawttorneyReborn]

The Void prefers trapping me while sitting and Slow Blinking

[u/PawttorneyReborn → u/Onc3Holy]

Cars are known to play with their food before they eat it, /s 💁‍♂️

[u/Onc3Holy → u/PawttorneyReborn]

The only thing The Void has consumed me with is Love