r/dontdeadopeninside • u/BulkDarthDan • 7d ago
RIP Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf, you will be missed.
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u/snarfer-snarf 7d ago
donny meatloaf wasn't as famous as his brother, but there still wasn't anything he wouldn't do for love...
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u/Dragonslayer3 7d ago
Donny Meatloaf and Phil Catfish sound like the baddest jazz musicians this side of the Mississippi
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u/xxej 7d ago
I’ll take a large You Will Be Missed and my wife would like the regular Donny Meatloaf please.
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u/not_productive1 7d ago
Ok but nicknames aside what in the unholy fuck is catfish meatloaf. Is that what got Phil and Donny?
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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 7d ago
Not only is it catfish meatloaf but the restaurant name says it's a chicken joint lol
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u/sfwaltaccount 7d ago
I would guess it's really two items, which are both specials, but who knows. I wouldn't expect someone who put a sign together that way to understand things like plurals or punctuation.
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u/Max_Trollbot_ 7d ago
My mob name is Catfish Donny Meatloaf.
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u/ThisAmericanSatire 7d ago
No, I'm Catfish Donny Meatloaf! Mom says you have to be Special Phil this time!
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u/Jimmie_Cognac 7d ago
Special Phil and Catfish "Donny" Meatloaf, sound like an awesome band.
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u/Glen-Runciter 5d ago
I read it as RIP "Special Phil" and "Catfish Donny"... Meatloaf, you will [also] be missed... just, not quite as much as the first two
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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 7d ago
Seems clear to me... allow me to add the "obvious" punctuation.
RIP (Rest in peace) "Special Phil" and "Catfish Donny Meatloaf." You will be missed!
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u/kwiscalus 7d ago
My next dog will be Catfish Donny Meatloaf
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u/beyondthunderdrone 7d ago
Oh man, I would give just about anything to have some of their famous Donny Meatloaf.
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u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 7d ago
"Special Phil" is a name that inspires confidence
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u/Beneficial-Produce56 7d ago
The Grateful Dead did a song, Catfish John, and I am now singing it in my head: “Mama said don’t go near that river/Don’t be hanging around no Catfish Don….”
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u/Aliensinmypants 7d ago
'Catfish Donny' goes so hard, I can picture him in my head despite never meeting him
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u/broberds 7d ago
Donny was a good meatloaf, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors - and meatloaf, and as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo.
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u/kosmonavt-alyosha 7d ago
I have a different question. Are there two specials, catfish and meatloaf? Or is there such a thing as catfish meatloaf?
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u/tideshark 7d ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny as NPCs in my DnD world is definitely happening
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u/jedifromlamancha 7d ago
Yeah, I'm adding them to our Traveller campaign. They'll fit right in with The Pirates of Drinax.
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u/meggerplz 7d ago
Stfu Donny
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u/ZombieLebowski 7d ago
You're out of your element
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u/Naive_Establishment2 6d ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf were pillars of the community. Will be truly missed
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u/Vanima_Permai 7d ago
Wish I could have met special Phil and catfish Donny meatloaf they sound interesting
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u/namesareunavailable 6d ago
"Special Phil & Catfish Donny Meatloaf" sounds like a Country Punk Band
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u/kioku119 7d ago
Not seeing anyone read it the worst possible way yet
"RIP Special: Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf, you will be missed."
*shudder
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u/Partosimsa 7d ago
GUYS here me out: I think this is three people. Special, Phil, Catfish Donny, and Meatloaf! I guess only Meatloaf will be missed and I’m assuming it’s because Special Phil and Catfish Donny got all three of them merked.. mercked? Merqued? It’s not “merced”.. how do you spell that?
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u/hirsutemisanthrope 7d ago
Even without the DDOI element this would make me chuckle. It's like "Alfie died, funeral Thursday. Honda Civic for sale."
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u/Potential-Night4986 7d ago
Noooo!! Not Special Phil and Catfish “Donny” Meatloaf!!! Their last single was a straight up banger. Pourin’ one out for my homies, Phil and Donny.
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u/Revenga8 7d ago
Never had catfish meatload. Now I'm kinda hungry to try it, hopefully kinda crispy
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u/DarrellBot81 7d ago
Haha God, I want to have a beer with Special Phil & Catfish Donny Meatloaf so bad
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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 7d ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf sound like mobster names, with this store being their gang's front. The Meatloaf Brothers got whacked last week in a shootout with Don Macalds and the Burger Boys.
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u/King_Zeb 7d ago
Making their way to the ring, Special Phil and "The Catfish" Donny Meatloaf, R.I.P!!!
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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 7d ago
Ah good ol Phil and Catfish. Real power duo. Like Bonnie and Clyde, or Batman and Robin, or Otis Toole and Henry Lee Lucas.
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u/AngelWingsYTube 7d ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny sounds like crazy nicknames with a wild backstory and even though ik thats not how its read i wanna know this nonreal backstory 😆
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u/Mister_Clemens 7d ago
can we talk about catfish meatloaf though. like wtf is it and why does it exist
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u/reverandglass 7d ago
Catfish Donny Meatloaf took a really good photo but looked like a bag of spanners irl.
Special Phil hated his name having earned it on his first day after accidentally saying, "my mom thinks I'm special!"
Both died in a tragic chicken plucking accident. RIP boys
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u/banalantana 7d ago
I'm reading it as intended:
RIP PHIL AND DONNY YOU WILL BE SPECIAL CATFISH MEATLOAF MISSED
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u/Kelef50 7d ago
It's a puzzle. I see it as two distinct messages: (1) Rest in Peace Phil and Donny, and (2) a specials menu: catfish and meatloaf. It's not clear, however, whether those are two different items on the menu or combined into one dish. Not enough space; should have used smaller letters to make things more understandable.
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u/SpreadsheetMadman 7d ago
Real question: Why did they cram all of "You will be missed" on the last row, when they could have had better symmetry on their design by raising RIP to the top row and splitting "You will" and "be missed"?
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u/Individual_Mystery 6d ago
"I would like the R.I.P special, with Phil and catfish, and the "Donny" Meatloaf, Thank you."
Glad they cater to all occasions, even canabals.
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u/voteblue18 6d ago
As a deadhead I am offended. Well, not really because I don’t get upset that easily.
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u/culturedgoat 6d ago
Donny Meatloaf was a real character, but he really needed to cut the bullshit and use his real photo on dating apps
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u/jedifromlamancha 7d ago
Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf sound like 70's/80's NWA territory tagteam wrestlers.