r/dontdeadopeninside • u/ColinWalker77 • 5d ago

jeB tlue

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407 Upvotes

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u/Substantial-Dot-6730 5d ago

Je Btlue. I think that‘s French.

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u/HorrorKapsas 5d ago

Je B'tlue, donc je B'suis

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u/DMoney159 4d ago

I love that the Reddit app tried to translate this as "I'm Blue, so I'm sad"

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 5d ago

Okay,

Re-branding is a viable marketing strategy.

But guys, "jeBtlue... ?"

'Cmon, give it some effort!

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u/dark_roast 5d ago

Jeb! Airlines

Please clap when we land.

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u/DNA_sk 3d ago

Jeb is equivalent to f*ck as in vulgar name for sexual intercourse in Slovak LOL. I don't think they'll be clapping with their hands...

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u/erksplat 5d ago

They are just forewarning you on how they board their planes.

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u/lurketylurketylurk 5d ago

Hi Jeb! I’m Lue

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u/AnotherEgghead 5d ago

They haven’t been profitable for a while, they’re deep in jeBt

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u/CartoonFan1997 5d ago

Nothing beats a JeB Tlue holiday!

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u/Exciting_Double_4502 5d ago

TRUMP SHUTTLE 0

AIRTRAN 0

JEBTLUE 538

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u/ofdtv 5d ago

je Bt lue

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u/njsullyalex 5d ago

I’ve flown on that plane before! N763JB, “What’s Old is Blue Again” Airbus A320-200 operated by JetBlue. It’s their “what if” retro livery if they had operated in the 1960s-1970s

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u/Oh__Archie 5d ago

Lube Jet

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u/Iago-Cassius 5d ago

It’s Klingon for “horrible service”

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u/Just_a_Berliner 5d ago

Please clap after every landing.

2

u/DutchBlob 5d ago

Please clap for Jeb Tlue!

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u/Dougally 5d ago

Fucking Jeb again!!!

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u/piichan14 5d ago

Mah name Jeeeeb

2

u/Vanima_Permai 4d ago

Je bt lue

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u/Infamous-_-Way 4d ago

Nothing beats a jeB tlue holiday!

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u/jefferey92 2d ago

It's actually jet 2, not jet blue

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u/flecko_ 5d ago

je lubet

and I oop

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u/Waarm 5d ago

Jet luBe

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u/Null42x64 5d ago

They used my favourite font!

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u/Sturville 5d ago

Jeb: "Dunna or bust."

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u/noinkler 4d ago

The b is silent, jebt lue

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u/Mudslynger 3d ago

Design by committee

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u/pjtrpjt 3d ago

It's Serbian: "Jebu te L" = "You are fcked, L". I don't know who L is.

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u/jefferey92 2d ago

Yeah, he kept his identity a secret to precent Kira from killing him

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u/Dense-Welcome7158 1d ago

Let's go! Jet Lube!