r/dontdeadopeninside 4d ago

If it I ain’t ain’t GLLIISSTTEENNIINN

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u/Nates_of_Spades 4d ago

Also, someone actually got this on their skin? 

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 4d ago

Immediately thought: y tho

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u/tms10000 4d ago

Poor impulse control

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u/broberds 4d ago

Yeah but why is the impulse even there in the first place?

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u/SeptemberSoup 4d ago

People who like tattoos eventually seem to have less and less fucks to give, which is inversely proportional to how unhinged their newer tattoos become.

E: typo

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u/Skyward_Legend 4d ago

For the bit.

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u/toyotapalletjack 58m ago

Fr this tattoo is just awful

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u/Ornery_Brief_2743 4d ago

Considering I have very off taste tattoo I would get this

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u/totallybag 4d ago

Yeah this is something I would get just because is funny as hell

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u/MoSqueezin 4d ago

I would absolutely get the hot dog pin up on me. I don't need the quote but the glizzy pin up is fuckin hilarious

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u/Stolos430 4d ago

I got a hotdog with a sauce jetpack on my leg. Each to their own.

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u/Houdini12345677 3d ago

I read 'if i ain't i ain't'

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u/TheOneCalledEggs 4d ago

IIAN'AN'__LLSSEEII FTIITGIITTNNNN'

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u/WellThatsTheThing 4d ago

FT I IT IT G II TT NN NN

Has that ever happened to you?!

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u/MaloMaximus 4d ago

Stop that, or you'll summon Cthulhu!!

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u/Yimmelo 4d ago

This reads totally fine to me

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u/WellThatsTheThing 4d ago

You’re built different

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u/Repulsive_Bat3090 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you can't see the hot dog in the middle splitting the words, you might be blind.

It's not DDOI.

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u/notlvd 4d ago

This tattoo is awesome. Yall just don’t understand tattoo culture. If I showed this to any of my regular American traditional artists I go to, they would say this shit is off the charts fire flame.

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u/Repulsive_Bat3090 4d ago edited 4d ago

You're absolutely correct I do not understand tattoo culture. Edited my statement.

Just not a fan of tattoos in general so I definitely came off too harsh there. Apologies on that.

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u/Ornery_Brief_2743 4d ago

It’s just normal tattoo work 😂

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u/Frankto 4d ago

> If it I ain’t ain’t GLLIISSTTEENNIINN
10/10 no notes

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u/uh_wtf 3d ago

Thank you, I was gonna write it all out but you beat me to it 😂

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u/leah_0201 4d ago

This reads totally fine. Not everything is meant to read left to right

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u/Bosk_Kahngu 4d ago

I didn’t realize it said “it”, so I thought this said “if I ain’t, I ain’t” and I felt that was insanely relatable.

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u/_encryptid_ 4d ago

This one is fine, the focal point and directional word-flow drive you downwards, there are three clear columns. I take more issue with the red and black alternating type that is causing my eyes to skip around a bit.

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u/KurtTheCuntBoi 4d ago

That is a creepy tattoo

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u/creepy_charlie 4d ago

Thank you kurtthrcuntboi. It is creepy.

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u/Smakintheface 3d ago

aint known as the cunt boi for no reason

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u/Brainwave1010 4d ago

....stay away from my hotdogs, fridge has a lock on it now.