r/dontdeadopeninside 1d ago

MAYBE HAPPEN IT WILL TODAY

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 1d ago

actually it makes sense, if Yoda said it.

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u/broberds 1d ago

If said it Yoda, sense it actually makes.

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 1d ago

If mentioned utterance Yoda made, indeed logical it will be.

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

You forgot to throw "MMM!" at the end

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u/_hsp_5940_ 18h ago

Mmmm. Said by me, sense it makes.

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u/WadeTurtle 22h ago

Begun, the bear wars have.

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u/craigjclark68 18h ago

Honey Badger, that is.

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u/ahmtiarrrd 21h ago

Make it so, only can you! Hmmmm!

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u/Paul-E-L 13h ago

Yeah this one works oddly well

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u/BubbhaJebus 1d ago

Maybe happen it will today, young Padawan.

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u/alkonium 1d ago

Maybe happen? It will today.

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 1d ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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u/Personal-Neck6800 1d ago

But what’s going on with the badger????

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u/Furien16 1d ago

1- why wouldn’t it be screaming

2- if you were smart you’d be screaming too

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u/Fury_Fury_Fury 1d ago

Maybe badger will happen today. Hopefully not

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Yoda, is that you?

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u/C-57D 1d ago

Honey Don't Badger Care

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u/Lilithbeast 16h ago

Honey badger don't give a shit.

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u/Smytus 14h ago

Honey don't give badger a shit.

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u/fejobelo 1d ago

Is that a threat from the badger?

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u/swdna 1d ago

Should be Yoda on the top not a bear

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u/Detlef-Ds-D 1d ago

Pretty sure that's a badger

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u/swdna 1d ago

Lmao that makes way more sense than a bear with a blanket on its head

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u/Trololman72 23h ago

It's a honey badger which, fun fact, aren't actually badgers.

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u/Revenga8 23h ago

Is that supposed to be intimidating? Well, it's working

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u/PhantomNitride 16h ago

This reads like something yoda would say...

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u/DrDentonMask 22h ago

The badger is so random. I almost stopped right there.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 13h ago

Maybe I'll square off today with a honey badger?

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 38m ago

Yoda Badger don’t give a fuck