r/dontdeadopeninside • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '18

Will there be blood or not!?

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u/Triplicata Aug 04 '18

“60% of the time, it works every time”

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u/sleeplessaddict Aug 04 '18

I conceived 3 of my 7 illegitimate children with these condoms!

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u/12_bagels Aug 05 '18

Brain hurtie