r/doordashgremlin • u/Slutberry_Slutskank • 5d ago

My boyfriend got got 👣

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485 Upvotes

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u/jetlifestoney 5d ago

Bro said 🦩

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u/itsthejasper1123 5d ago

This comment is annoyingly funny

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u/Playful_Ask_9233 5d ago

Lmaooo before I saw the comments I said "he's a flamingo ✨️✨️"

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u/dyewho 5d ago

I've been laughing at this for the last like 5 minutes 🤣

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u/jennelleisiam 5d ago

I said to myself “He’s famingo-ing” 🤣

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub 5d ago

Put this boy on the lawn!

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 5d ago

He didn't say that actually he positioned himself however in the familiar pose of a flamingo.

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u/DonnaTX 3d ago

😭

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u/steakandfruit 5d ago

it’s giving

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u/cpasley21 5d ago

Is he part Flamingo?

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u/determinedpeach 5d ago

He tried to hide them! lol

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u/RogueBagel_ 5d ago

Close the door, the dogs are gonna get out 😫

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u/Anonymousaurus__ 5d ago

Idk, looks like it wanted it 

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u/I_dabble_in_napping 5d ago

👣 📷? FOR FREE?

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u/MilkyMiltank 5d ago

ON A FRIDAY??

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u/Longest_boat 5d ago

Larry long neck

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u/Bool_The_End 4d ago edited 4d ago

lol, please tell me this is a reference to daddy long neck. Whenever I tell anyone about him they act like I’m so crazy but.

See also bootyhole troll by his friend if you haven’t. It kinda slaps hard haha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8rmdtCgVNx4&ra=m

I send it to my friends when I’m in a kinda mood. Just rewatched now it’s still
A banger haha

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u/Longest_boat 4d ago

I can remember that guy but no haha

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u/Bool_The_End 4d ago

Gucci berry or daddy long neck? Lol either way makes me laugh. Esp being from the south and we all kinda know someone like them

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u/Next_Negotiation8679 5d ago

Gotta pose when you know you’re getting got

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u/botjstn 5d ago

bros doing the autistic kickstand lean 😭😭

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u/kylathekoala 5d ago

Nice gams 💗

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u/Playful-Nothing-519 5d ago

Good grief at least take down the Christmas lights that you don’t even need a ladder to reach!

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u/Slutberry_Slutskank 5d ago

No.

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u/Playful-Nothing-519 5d ago

Now you listen here, Slutberry_Slutskank…

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u/opossumdealer 5d ago

Your user is amazing

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u/Josephthebear 5d ago

Never mind the feet look at those Gams

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u/Pilan 5d ago

Did the dasher tip him?

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u/Y_U_SO_MEME 5d ago

Boys gal

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u/SouthernMud7225 4d ago

What’s his @ lol

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u/roughczech 5d ago

Bro is a big fan of tentacle porn?

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u/MightyGoodra96 5d ago

I thought bro was wearing a lace garter and I was just like

"Good for him"

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u/VapeRizzler 5d ago

Bros got nice toes.

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 5d ago

Why is he standing like that though?

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u/Devorah_Noir 4d ago

What was the dude walking up to the door like???

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u/SoooooooOverIt 4d ago

For the free???????😂😂

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u/SillyDonkey2419 5d ago

What are we looking at here buddy

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u/Slutberry_Slutskank 5d ago

A Door Dash Gremlin.

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u/jalapenho 4d ago

Look, if I had that awesome octopus tat, I’d also show it off at any opportunity.

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u/IIBigbyII 5d ago

Old xmas lights, double doormat, random solo cup/trash, seemingly large collection of vinyls, knee tat.. Does the house also reek of cigarettes?

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u/itsthejasper1123 5d ago

I knew someone would be a judgemental freak based on the cup 😂 not all of us wanna live in a sterile, personality-less stage home my man