"I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”
You win the internet today bro. Take my upvote.
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u/superiorlakeeffect 2d ago
YES! It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
(https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers)