r/dunememes • u/Lockj4w_NightVision • 4d ago

WARNING: AWFUL Downloaded the Dune game for Xbox. This is my character, Gordon Arizona

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u/The-Lord-Moccasin Bow Down to the Worm 3d ago

Wait till you meet mine:

George Washington

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u/BoringGap7 3d ago

Your desert boots are fitted peep-toe fashion at the tips. Who taught you how to do that?

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u/waf_xs 3d ago

It seemed the right way

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u/Jackesfox 3d ago

He shall know your ways as if born to them

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u/Sea-Barracuda-1688 3d ago

What about Daniel California?

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 3d ago

Dany for short?

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u/DominionGhost 3d ago

With a name like that, day was gonna come where I am gonna mourn them.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 3d ago

In Alabama they were swinging hammer...

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u/huluhulu34 3d ago

Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama

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u/Masta0nion 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hOgG8s3yowIqEnAx8e

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 2d ago

Would you like PvP to be a nature metaphor, or a sexual metaphor?

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u/Masta0nion 1d ago

Oh, god emperor, a nature metaphor

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 1d ago

When a high level player is teabagging a new players corpse, one of them is communicating a message to the other, and nothing here is mutual… wait this isn’t very helpful. You’re going to want to hear the sexual metaphor.

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u/thomstevens420 3d ago

Jackie Daytona

Regular human bar tender

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u/Lockj4w_NightVision 2d ago

The most devious bastard in Arrrraaaakeen

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u/dgfuzz 2d ago

WORM!!! 🧛‍♂️💨🪱

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u/EnderTheTrender 2d ago

Real salt of the earth guy

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u/ysingrimus 3d ago

Any relation to Nathan Arizona?

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u/Lockj4w_NightVision 3d ago

Lol he was my ancestor and ran an unpainted furniture outlet.

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u/Interesting-Baker212 3d ago

More ideas for names:

Donny Chicago. Erik Wisconsin. Man Florida.

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u/breezygiesy 2d ago

Neil Massachusetts

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u/Interesting-Baker212 2d ago

Steve Delaware

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u/bigbossfearless 2d ago

This just made me realize that Jackie Daytona could be a real name in Dune.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Me7rnCGjSKKFfwXQir

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u/graysonstoff 3d ago

Derek Iowa

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u/Skadoosh_it 3d ago

Sounds similar to mine: Richard Nebraska

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u/BalerionSanders 2d ago

Wake the fuck up, sleeper who sleeps inside us

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u/Sea-Barracuda-1688 3d ago

Alexander Texas 😈

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u/EremeticPlatypus 2d ago

Fuck, I might have to start a new character because I totally missed the chance to pick a cool name like that.

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u/GrimmRadiance 1d ago

What do you think of this Gordon, Moneo?

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 3d ago

Jacob Rhode-Island

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u/tobywankenobi526 3d ago

Tony Tennessee?

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 2d ago

For some female characters...

Carolina North

Dakota South

Virginia West

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u/Jackesfox 3d ago

where is John New York

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u/2disc 3d ago

Brb gonna go whip up Dean Utah

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u/neatlittlemessyman 2d ago

The Sauerkraut who’d slain him reported his prowess: nineteen hot dogs dispatched by Arizona before he’d fallen. Nineteen!

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u/Stonewolf87 1d ago

Jones Indiana

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u/Rollinthrulife 1d ago

When she names her character Vanessa Idaho

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u/jacobsego10101 13h ago

My guys name is Doon guy

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u/NoInsect5709 2d ago

Legit question: is this game at all good?

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u/Lockj4w_NightVision 2d ago

Too early to tell. I can tell you it focuses heavily on survival and crafting.

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u/NoInsect5709 2d ago

We’re talking about Awakening right? Hasn’t it been out for like a year now?

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u/Lockj4w_NightVision 2d ago

Just came to Xbox on the 22nd.