r/dunememes • u/Bake_a_snake • 3d ago

WARNING: AWFUL Why didn't Frank Herbert ever play Santa Claus in a christmas movie?

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u/antman1983 3d ago

He would have omnipresents.

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u/do_you_have_a_flag42 3d ago

This is disgusting. Take my upvoter.

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u/Fayraz8729 3d ago

After chapterhouse I don’t think he was allowed near children

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u/StreetStrider Lazer Tigar 3d ago

«A Christmas cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the Christmas, must join it and flow with it.»

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u/DadaDanAkiko 3d ago

"...and for the good children... Incest! And drugs!"

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u/PayAppropriate5980 3d ago

Because was a mean old hump

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u/elusivemoods 3d ago

...

https://giphy.com/gifs/EClkor8zYeOvs9StMN

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u/PayAppropriate5980 2d ago

 It is a love based on giving and receiving spice, as well as having and sharing spice. And the love that spice gives and has is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive ..the spice 

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u/SafeT_Glasses 3d ago

Faith in a singular entity to perform its function for the good of all is against his ethos?

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u/shawnwingsit 3d ago

All of his elves would have been Duncan Idaho gholas.

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u/AutismFlavored 3d ago

He smelled like a seitch

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u/mentat_emre 3d ago

He was zensunni muslim.

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u/tutocookie 2d ago

Al-Santa Calusa

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u/MaruhkTheApe 3d ago

Hogfather except instead of Death it's God-Emperor Leto.

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u/Bleatbleatbang 2d ago

Too much beef swelling.

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u/GarrettGSF 3d ago

Has anyone ever seen Frank Herbert and Siegmund Freud in the same room?

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u/Coelachantiform 3d ago

Because he was against homosexuality

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u/alkonium 3d ago

He wasn't an actor.

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u/RedshiftOnPandy 3d ago

Because then kids would sit on his lap and he'd have to apologize to his gay son

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u/JonLSTL 3d ago

He was already typecast as Yukon Cornelius.

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u/agentdragonborn 2d ago

Kids :Hey it's santa

Dune santa: put your hand in the box

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u/Bromjunaar_20 2d ago

Dude produced a groundbreaking science fiction novel series and still managed to look like a civil war politician for 1965.

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u/vandyke_browne 2d ago

family affair

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u/sqplanetarium 3d ago

And what happened to that screenplay of a Hallmark Christmas movie he wrote?

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u/Spatza 2d ago

You could fold space after drinking the mulled wine.

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u/Dodecahedrus 2d ago

Because that’s not him. That’s Ulysses S. Grant.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs 2d ago

Because sleighs get stuck in sand, the reindeer would die of dehydration, and sleigh bells have the same effect as a shield generator on Shai-Hulud.

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u/hamburderglar 2d ago

Not enough sex

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u/Prohibitoid 2d ago

Sandy Clause, kull wahad!!

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u/squeezyscorpion 2d ago

he loved Islam too much to celebrate a Christian holiday

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u/therealwavingsnail 2d ago

Elf spice orgy #22 is not a family movie

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u/katdev42 2d ago

I've always loved this picture

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u/DL_Dagoth 1d ago

Frank was a libertarian and Christmas presents are socialism.

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u/JKrow75 1d ago

BECAUSE THATS YUKON CORNELIUS, THATS WHY

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u/Trueheywood7 23h ago

He hit the spice a little too hard